I Like Stupid Jokes

I'm Alex and I’m really fucking annoying but if you need someone I’ll be there. Feel free to donate to my Venmo & Cashapp @alexfergg

[hotboyproblems]

this is my dream job

[uhhhsylum]

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mrchandlerbings]

[breadlesbian]

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Spy Kids is a national treasure

[behelix]

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

[aidashakur]

[meowsapow]

Same energy

[tumblrofeli]

Energy

[nasty4me92-deactivated20191231]

I need this in my life

[joncolors-deactivated20200523]

!!!

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

[isnt]

“Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.”

— Shower Thoughts That Will Change the Way You Think About Your Entire Life (x)

[isnt]

“A person wearing a suit in a room of people in t-shirts is usually the most important person there. A person wearing a t-shirt in a room full of suits is more likely the most important person in the room.”

— Shower Thoughts That Will Change the Way You Think About Your Entire Life (x)

[innocencelives]

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

[nostoccommune]

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

[siir-poesia]

If you ever have the opportunity to tell someone how you feel, or how much they mean to you, or even to tell them how much you care about them, please do so. Dear god please do so. Because at any given moment they could be gone. & I promise you that you’ll regret those unsaid words.

Rest In Peace Nana. I’m sorry.

[wavvymiwo]

before things get too late

[aidashakur]

Fr

[free-my-mindd]

Actions speak louder than words.

[lilacandladybugs]

love logging on to Tumblr dot com and liking everyone's journal entries

[lilacandladybugs]

im like wow this is probably admissable in court also you're doing great sweetie

[paladitos]

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

[paladitos]

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

[paladitos]

[toastbutteregg]

WHY IS THIS ME