A Clockwork Kitten

Baby animals, knitting, geekery, feminism, robots and comics. Cis, she/her/hers. If I fuck up your pronouns, let me know and I'll do what I can to rectify it.

[thisisntmycat]

[rainbowcolouredshoes]

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

[andthebluestblue]

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

[pippin-the-chicken]

[fondafeeling]

Very important birb.

[regal-daktarii]

birb want snaggle

[afniel]

Nope. Not allowed to use the mouse. Got to use the peep peep birb now. It’s the new rules.

[sunglow-xoxo]

But it’s so cute!! I just want to snuggle it :(

[clockwork-glitter-kitten]

That sigh at the end was just very resigned. Like, “welp. my hand is a bird nest now. okay.”

[keeponchasingthatmelody]

Please signal boost this for anyone that owns a dog, works with dogs or knows someone with a dog, this is SO IMPORTANT.

A lot of dog owners give their dogs peanut butter. It’s great as a treat given in small quantities and most dogs love the stuff. But PLEASE check the ingredients before giving it to your dog. There is a sweetener called XYLITOL, often found in chewing gum, dental hygiene products and it can also be purchased as a sweetener itself, and now they’ve started putting it in some peanut butters. It is EXTREMELY TOXIC to dogs and can be potentially fatal if not dealt with immediately when ingested by a dog. Check the ingredients, if XYLITOL is mentioned then PLEASE DO NOT FEED IT TO YOUR DOG! If you suspect your dog has ingested XYLITOL, which can often happen through dogs finding chewing gum in bags (they like the smell of mint), or if they do happen to have peanut butter containing it, call your vet straight away. I’m a dog trainer, I see lots of goods, but I also see the bads, and the last thing I want to see is dogs coming to harm because people are unaware of this so please if there’s one thing you do then reblog this or at least tell people about it. Thank you so much!

[edgebug]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/xylitol.asp

THIS IS 100% LEGIT. Xylitol can cause a HUGE surge of insulin in dogs and in higher doses is toxic to their livers. Three grams of xylitol can kill a 65lb dog.

[drugvevo]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

there are more nipples in the world than people

[jeanmarc0p0l0]

This fucked me up big time.

[clockwork-glitter-kitten]

There are approximately twice as many human nipples alone. O_o

[refurbthecat]

How I think I’ll look taking a selfie:

How I actually look taking a selfie:

[jdnvx]

An elf is squeakiest in the morning. #catvine #catsofvine #catsonvine #elfie #dwarfcat

[redditfront]

Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea

[trekkingwilbury-deactivated2017]

Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.

[babysandwichkoala]

i never see any positivity for people with “bad” teeth so

dear everyone with a noticeable gap in their teeth, or with big overbites or underbites, or teeth that follow no pattern at all, all yall who got teased and now can’t smile an open mouth without feeling nervous, all who couldn’t get braces for one reason or another and those who had to go through them: you’re beautiful and amazing and perfect just how you are

[chaos-and-cookies]

also shout out to ppl with discolored teeth too. not everyone can have white as fox news teeth.

[onebatch--twobatch]

white as fox news

[bifacts]

Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

[boredpanda]

Cats’ Deepest Secrets Revealed On Felines Of New York

[fencehopping]

Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel

[trapcard]

“hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/

[pizzaotter]

The thing is some people on this website actually made me question the sarcasm.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

I know it must seem like a joke to you, but watching hydrophobia be glorified in the media when I, myself, am 70 percent water….

[starship-goldfish]

live from twitter

[arroz-con-yolo]

omg

[cosmonaut-casualties]

“tom waits pretending to be eight dogs”

[theadventuresofpam]

“A maternity ward delivery room staffed by geese”

[untamedprince]

enemies to friends to lovers is literally my favorite trope. i will never tire of seeing two characters go from hating each other, to tentatively feeling out a friendship, to slowly developing feelings for each other and then falling in love. it’s painfully cliché and  i want to see it e v e r y w h e r e

[chaos7]

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

[panhikattack]

I don’t understand this aesthetic.

[chaos7]

neither do the police

[latadelixo]

[amorphous-melo]

Im not confused anymore