Noah Creed

@bl0wurbrains

What's a game with no prize? (oc rp blog)

66 posts

“I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?”

I’m Noah Creed, 22, and suffer from PTSD. I usually try to keep to myself, but if you want to talk, I can manage.

(Disclaimer, I don’t understand human emotion, so if I upset you I wouldn’t know and kind of don’t care.) (Unless you figure out how to become a friend. It’ll be a one way friendship.)

My father was one of my abusers until he was murdered just days before my 22nd birthday. So that was pretty recent. I’m also a sexual harassment victim and was extremely bullied in school.

That is basically it. I’m not going to tell you much since you could use that as evidence against me for some certain crimes.

#🔪#silence-kills #blow my brains #ooc:#kazzle dazzle 🐦‍⬛✨#oc #original character #rp blog #oc rp

A knock on the door.

"This is ridiculous." a woman's voice hissed, "He's only going to get in the way."

"Well, it's too late for that now." a man's voice shot back, "Besides, he knows his way around, he'll be helpful!"

"I don't need help."

"Oh?"

There was a tense pause.

"That's not what I meant." she sighed, "knock again."

He knocked again on the door, louder this time.

@timeless-detective

He had just woken up when he heard the first knock. Grumbling he made his way downstairs. Then came more knocks.

"Jesus, will you give me a damn second!" he said loudly.

He opened the door and squinted at two people at his door.

"What?" he said, sounding pretty annoyed.

timeless-detective

The man, tall and blond, shoots the woman a look and gestures forward. She raises an eyebrow at him. He sighs and starts talking.

"I'm a Detective Whitrose," he points a thumb at himself, "This is my assistant, Miss Hackett," he jabs his pointer finger at her, leaving his hand in a finger-gun shape, "We're investigating a murder in the area and she thought it would be a good idea to come ask for your advice. Er- you are Noah Creed, correct?"

He looks at the two of them and raise an eyebrow.

"Yes I am." he says and looks at the detective with a skeptical look, "Why do you want my advice at 8 in the morning?" he crossed his arms and glanced at assistant and raised a brow.

timeless-detective

"It is early, isn't it?" the assistant crosses her arms and glares at the detective.

"By a couple hours," the detective groans, "yeah."

"I suppose we've bothered people at more unreasonable times." the assistant pulls a notepad with a pen hooked through its spiral binding from her pocket.

"I think it's a fair thing to bother somebody over, there was a murder the area. Yesterday night, I believe."

"Oh really?" Noah asks. The sarcasm in his voice was very prominent, "Would you like to come in? Maybe get a cup of coffee and before we dive into murder mystery?"

He was still tired and slightly agitated. He knew about the murder, but didn't understand why they came to him for help.

He looks between them waiting for an answer.

timeless-detective

"Of course. We'd love to" Hackett nods at the same time that Whitrose blurts out "I think we're alright on that front."

She raises an eyebrow at him. He groans and pinches the bridge of his nose.

"We'd love to," he smiles

Noah blinks a few times before sighing and allowing them inside.

"Mind the mess, I wasn't expecting visitors." he said as he led them to the kitchen, "especially detectives.." he thought to himself.

He grabbed three coffee cups out of the cabinets and then got the coffee maker ready and whatnot. "Feel free to start talking if you'd like."

timeless-detective

"I've seen worse." Hackett chuckles.

"She's had worse," Whitrose mutters, barely audibly. His assistant elbows him hard in the side. He yelps quietly and then clears his throat, "The body of a young man was found about three blocks-"

"Three and a half." Hackett interrupts, not bothering to look up from the notepad she's writing in. "In a ravine. Rather well hidden, surrounded by poison ivy, I believe, though not very well buried."

"That." The detective sighs, "They've yet to identify the body."

Noah shuddered at the thought, "Huh, really?" he asked as he poured two cups of coffee for them then handed them some sugar and two spoons, "Well, whoever did that must be itchy as hell. Am I right?"

He let out a dry laugh and poured his own cup of coffee, "Ignore that..So what else about it? How was the victim murdered?"

#🔪#ooc: sorry guys for my late response!!

A knock on the door.

"This is ridiculous." a woman's voice hissed, "He's only going to get in the way."

"Well, it's too late for that now." a man's voice shot back, "Besides, he knows his way around, he'll be helpful!"

"I don't need help."

"Oh?"

There was a tense pause.

"That's not what I meant." she sighed, "knock again."

He knocked again on the door, louder this time.

@timeless-detective

He had just woken up when he heard the first knock. Grumbling he made his way downstairs. Then came more knocks.

"Jesus, will you give me a damn second!" he said loudly.

He opened the door and squinted at two people at his door.

"What?" he said, sounding pretty annoyed.

timeless-detective

The man, tall and blond, shoots the woman a look and gestures forward. She raises an eyebrow at him. He sighs and starts talking.

"I'm a Detective Whitrose," he points a thumb at himself, "This is my assistant, Miss Hackett," he jabs his pointer finger at her, leaving his hand in a finger-gun shape, "We're investigating a murder in the area and she thought it would be a good idea to come ask for your advice. Er- you are Noah Creed, correct?"

He looks at the two of them and raise an eyebrow.

"Yes I am." he says and looks at the detective with a skeptical look, "Why do you want my advice at 8 in the morning?" he crossed his arms and glanced at assistant and raised a brow.

timeless-detective

"It is early, isn't it?" the assistant crosses her arms and glares at the detective.

"By a couple hours," the detective groans, "yeah."

"I suppose we've bothered people at more unreasonable times." the assistant pulls a notepad with a pen hooked through its spiral binding from her pocket.

"I think it's a fair thing to bother somebody over, there was a murder the area. Yesterday night, I believe."

"Oh really?" Noah asks. The sarcasm in his voice was very prominent, "Would you like to come in? Maybe get a cup of coffee and before we dive into murder mystery?"

He was still tired and slightly agitated. He knew about the murder, but didn't understand why they came to him for help.

He looks between them waiting for an answer.

timeless-detective

"Of course. We'd love to" Hackett nods at the same time that Whitrose blurts out "I think we're alright on that front."

She raises an eyebrow at him. He groans and pinches the bridge of his nose.

"We'd love to," he smiles

Noah blinks a few times before sighing and allowing them inside.

"Mind the mess, I wasn't expecting visitors." he said as he led them to the kitchen, "especially detectives.." he thought to himself.

He grabbed three coffee cups out of the cabinets and then got the coffee maker ready and whatnot. "Feel free to start talking if you'd like."

#ooc: sorry for the late response!#🔪

i cannot kill myself because there is music

A knock on the door.

"This is ridiculous." a woman's voice hissed, "He's only going to get in the way."

"Well, it's too late for that now." a man's voice shot back, "Besides, he knows his way around, he'll be helpful!"

"I don't need help."

"Oh?"

There was a tense pause.

"That's not what I meant." she sighed, "knock again."

He knocked again on the door, louder this time.

@timeless-detective

He had just woken up when he heard the first knock. Grumbling he made his way downstairs. Then came more knocks.

"Jesus, will you give me a damn second!" he said loudly.

He opened the door and squinted at two people at his door.

"What?" he said, sounding pretty annoyed.

timeless-detective

The man, tall and blond, shoots the woman a look and gestures forward. She raises an eyebrow at him. He sighs and starts talking.

"I'm a Detective Whitrose," he points a thumb at himself, "This is my assistant, Miss Hackett," he jabs his pointer finger at her, leaving his hand in a finger-gun shape, "We're investigating a murder in the area and she thought it would be a good idea to come ask for your advice. Er- you are Noah Creed, correct?"

He looks at the two of them and raise an eyebrow.

"Yes I am." he says and looks at the detective with a skeptical look, "Why do you want my advice at 8 in the morning?" he crossed his arms and glanced at assistant and raised a brow.

timeless-detective

"It is early, isn't it?" the assistant crosses her arms and glares at the detective.

"By a couple hours," the detective groans, "yeah."

"I suppose we've bothered people at more unreasonable times." the assistant pulls a notepad with a pen hooked through its spiral binding from her pocket.

"I think it's a fair thing to bother somebody over, there was a murder the area. Yesterday night, I believe."

"Oh really?" Noah asks. The sarcasm in his voice was very prominent, "Would you like to come in? Maybe get a cup of coffee and before we dive into murder mystery?"

He was still tired and slightly agitated. He knew about the murder, but didn't understand why they came to him for help.

He looks between them waiting for an answer.

A knock on the door.

"This is ridiculous." a woman's voice hissed, "He's only going to get in the way."

"Well, it's too late for that now." a man's voice shot back, "Besides, he knows his way around, he'll be helpful!"

"I don't need help."

"Oh?"

There was a tense pause.

"That's not what I meant." she sighed, "knock again."

He knocked again on the door, louder this time.

@timeless-detective

He had just woken up when he heard the first knock. Grumbling he made his way downstairs. Then came more knocks.

"Jesus, will you give me a damn second!" he said loudly.

He opened the door and squinted at two people at his door.

"What?" he said, sounding pretty annoyed.

timeless-detective

The man, tall and blond, shoots the woman a look and gestures forward. She raises an eyebrow at him. He sighs and starts talking.

"I'm a Detective Whitrose," he points a thumb at himself, "This is my assistant, Miss Hackett," he jabs his pointer finger at her, leaving his hand in a finger-gun shape, "We're investigating a murder in the area and she thought it would be a good idea to come ask for your advice. Er- you are Noah Creed, correct?"

He looks at the two of them and raise an eyebrow.

"Yes I am." he says and looks at the detective with a skeptical look, "Why do you want my advice at 8 in the morning?" he crossed his arms and glanced at assistant and raised a brow.

#🔪#ooc: it's okay guys lmao :)

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

YEAH WELL THE ‘GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY’ HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO HAVE IMAPLED IN YOUR SIDE. LUCKILY THAT WAS A FEW ITERATIONS AGO SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

Sounds like a skill issue.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE BEING RUDE.

You don't say?

I'm just joking with you.

AWWWH. THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT, SOCKO.

Socko?

YEAH.

TOUGH CROWD.

Is that a typo or something?

Fucking dumbass can't spell.

NO, IT WAS A- GOD. IT DOESN’T MATTER.

FUCK OFF.

No no, tell me.

What is it?

NO, YOU WOULDN’T GET THE REFERENCE ANYWAYS. I’M NOT WASTING MY TIME TO EXPLAIN A REFERENCE TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW THE ORIGINAL SOURCE.

Whatever.

You're just upset I didn't get your silly reference.

BAD DOG, BE QUIET.

SHUT UP, I’M NOT UPSET.

Oh fucking really?

What are you gonna do, spray me with water? I'm not a dog.

And you are upset.

YEAH, REALLY.

I MIGHT AND TRUST ME IT AIN’T FUN TO BE SPRAYED WITH WATER. IT HAPPENED TO ME ONE, THE PERSON IS NOT WITH US ANYMORE.

I’M NOT UPSET, CUNT.

Hmmmmm.....I think you are.

You called me a cunt so you're upset.

I'm sorry for hurting your baby feelings. :(

I CALLED YOU A CUNT BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE.

I DON’T GET UPSET BY STUPID THINGS LIKE HUMANS DO, I’M ALMOST INSULTED THAT YOU WOULD THINK SO LOWLY OF ME.

I’LL MAKE YOU SORRY, I AM YET TO TRY MY NEW KNIVES AND I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO TRY THEM ON.

Mhm, okay buddy.

Big feelings for a little guy.

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

YEAH WELL THE ‘GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY’ HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO HAVE IMAPLED IN YOUR SIDE. LUCKILY THAT WAS A FEW ITERATIONS AGO SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

Sounds like a skill issue.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE BEING RUDE.

You don't say?

I'm just joking with you.

AWWWH. THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT, SOCKO.

Socko?

YEAH.

TOUGH CROWD.

Is that a typo or something?

Fucking dumbass can't spell.

NO, IT WAS A- GOD. IT DOESN’T MATTER.

FUCK OFF.

No no, tell me.

What is it?

NO, YOU WOULDN’T GET THE REFERENCE ANYWAYS. I’M NOT WASTING MY TIME TO EXPLAIN A REFERENCE TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW THE ORIGINAL SOURCE.

Whatever.

You're just upset I didn't get your silly reference.

BAD DOG, BE QUIET.

SHUT UP, I’M NOT UPSET.

Oh fucking really?

What are you gonna do, spray me with water? I'm not a dog.

And you are upset.

YEAH, REALLY.

I MIGHT AND TRUST ME IT AIN’T FUN TO BE SPRAYED WITH WATER. IT HAPPENED TO ME ONE, THE PERSON IS NOT WITH US ANYMORE.

I’M NOT UPSET, CUNT.

Hmmmmm.....I think you are.

You called me a cunt so you're upset.

I'm sorry for hurting your baby feelings. :(

#I'm not.#🔪#ooc: IT'S OKAY GUYS LMAO

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

YEAH WELL THE ‘GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY’ HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO HAVE IMAPLED IN YOUR SIDE. LUCKILY THAT WAS A FEW ITERATIONS AGO SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

Sounds like a skill issue.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE BEING RUDE.

You don't say?

I'm just joking with you.

AWWWH. THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT, SOCKO.

Socko?

YEAH.

TOUGH CROWD.

Is that a typo or something?

Fucking dumbass can't spell.

NO, IT WAS A- GOD. IT DOESN’T MATTER.

FUCK OFF.

No no, tell me.

What is it?

NO, YOU WOULDN’T GET THE REFERENCE ANYWAYS. I’M NOT WASTING MY TIME TO EXPLAIN A REFERENCE TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW THE ORIGINAL SOURCE.

Whatever.

You're just upset I didn't get your silly reference.

BAD DOG, BE QUIET.

SHUT UP, I’M NOT UPSET.

Oh fucking really?

What are you gonna do, spray me with water? I'm not a dog.

And you are upset.

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

YEAH WELL THE ‘GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY’ HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO HAVE IMAPLED IN YOUR SIDE. LUCKILY THAT WAS A FEW ITERATIONS AGO SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

Sounds like a skill issue.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE BEING RUDE.

You don't say?

I'm just joking with you.

AWWWH. THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT, SOCKO.

Socko?

YEAH.

TOUGH CROWD.

Is that a typo or something?

Fucking dumbass can't spell.

NO, IT WAS A- GOD. IT DOESN’T MATTER.

FUCK OFF.

No no, tell me.

What is it?

NO, YOU WOULDN’T GET THE REFERENCE ANYWAYS. I’M NOT WASTING MY TIME TO EXPLAIN A REFERENCE TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW THE ORIGINAL SOURCE.

Whatever.

You're just upset I didn't get your silly reference.

#🔪#ooc: we are so cool

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

YEAH WELL THE ‘GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY’ HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO HAVE IMAPLED IN YOUR SIDE. LUCKILY THAT WAS A FEW ITERATIONS AGO SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

Sounds like a skill issue.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE BEING RUDE.

You don't say?

I'm just joking with you.

AWWWH. THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT, SOCKO.

Socko?

YEAH.

TOUGH CROWD.

Is that a typo or something?

Fucking dumbass can't spell.

NO, IT WAS A- GOD. IT DOESN’T MATTER.

FUCK OFF.

No no, tell me.

What is it?

#🔪#ooc: I think I like making Noah a bit insufferable and annoying..

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

YEAH WELL THE ‘GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY’ HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO HAVE IMAPLED IN YOUR SIDE. LUCKILY THAT WAS A FEW ITERATIONS AGO SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

Sounds like a skill issue.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE BEING RUDE.

You don't say?

I'm just joking with you.

AWWWH. THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT, SOCKO.

Socko?

YEAH.

TOUGH CROWD.

Is that a typo or something?

Fucking dumbass can't spell.

#🔪#ooc: BAHAHAH WAIT THAT'S ADORABLE

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

YEAH WELL THE ‘GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY’ HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO HAVE IMAPLED IN YOUR SIDE. LUCKILY THAT WAS A FEW ITERATIONS AGO SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

Sounds like a skill issue.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE BEING RUDE.

You don't say?

I'm just joking with you.

AWWWH. THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT, SOCKO.

Socko?

#🔪#ooc: guys I don't get it (SORRY)

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

YEAH WELL THE ‘GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY’ HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO HAVE IMAPLED IN YOUR SIDE. LUCKILY THAT WAS A FEW ITERATIONS AGO SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

Sounds like a skill issue.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE BEING RUDE.

You don't say?

I'm just joking with you.

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

YEAH WELL THE ‘GOOD DARK FANTASY STORY’ HURTS LIKE A BITCH TO HAVE IMAPLED IN YOUR SIDE. LUCKILY THAT WAS A FEW ITERATIONS AGO SO I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

Sounds like a skill issue.

#🔪#ooc: SORRY GUYS I WAS AT SCHOOL

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

NO, JUST A GOD.

THE NORTH STAR’S SIGIL IF BURNT ONTO A KNIFE WITH THE RIGHT INTENTIONS MAKES A ‘GOD KILLER’ WEAPON WHICH DOES AS THE NAME SUGGESTS.

What in the fuck.

I'm not a huge believer in this kind of stuff but fuck it.

This makes for a good dark fantasy story.

#🔪#ooc: RAHHH YOU'RE GOOD #I'M HAVING A BIT OF THE SAME PROBLEM LMAO

Hey you seem pretty cool.

And I don't say that to a lot of people.

@bl0wurbrains

(ooc: you are pretty cool guys so yah)

THANKS, HOWEVER THERES NO NEED TO STROKE MY EGO LIKE THAT.

YOU SEEM WIMPY BUT FUCK IT! MOST OF MY ‘FRIENDS’ ARE WHIMPY BITCHES ANYWAYS.

I'm not fucking wimpy.

And you're fucking welcome.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SOMEONES DEFENSIVE.

DID SOMEONE JUST LEARN TO SWEAR?

HEHAHAHAA.

I’M JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, ITS FINE TO BE CAUTIOUS AROUND ME. MOST PEOPLE ARE.

I'm cautious around everyone. It comes with the PTSD package.

Besides I can't tell when someone's joking or not. I take everything seriously like a dumbass.

YEAH I COULD SMELL THE MENTAL ILLNESS ON YOU.

I TAKE NO OFFENCE EITHER WAY, EVERY MORTAL IS DIFFERENT. EVERY MORTAL BLEEDS AND CRIES THE SAME.

Okay? And I can smell the feral animal side of you (that's supposed to be a joke. I think.)

And honestly, yeah. Most people scream too much when they're being murdered though.

(We're not going into detail on how I know that. Capisce?)

WELL, IT TAKES PREY TO SMELL A PREDATOR.

DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOU KNOW THAT. ABUSE, ABUSE, PARENT MURDER.

GOD YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME. SERIOUSLY IT GETS BORING AFTER THE TENTH TIME.

Well, why don't you share your ideas on murder? You got some tricks up your sleeve to lend out, hmm, dog boy?

There's been plenty of murders in my short time period and I'm new to this.

MY IDEAS? WELL, MOST OF THE USUAL METHODS HAVE BECOME BORING AND TIRESOME TO ME. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I STILL HAVE A SMALL BURNING LIKING FOR BLOODLETTING, SEEING SOMEONES LIFE FADE SLOWLY.

ON THAT NOTE I ALSO ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL BLUDGEONING.

ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

Oh yes, beating people to death is fun as fuck (don't tell my lawyer I said that..)

But...no? I think I'm okay now.

GLAD TO SEE WE HAVE SOME COMMON GROUND HERE.

GOOD. ATLEAST YOUR CURIOSITIES HAVE BEEN QUENCHED.

Yeah, guess so, dog boy.

I think that name kind of fits you.

I’VE HEARD WORSE, PUNCHING BAG.

SERIOUSLY- YOU’D BE SUPRISED AT WHAT RABBITS COME UP WITH WHEN THEIR SCARED AND DEATH IS STARING THEM IN THE FACE.

GOD! THEY HAVE SUCH FOUL MOUTHS.

Wow, "punching bag" haven't heard that one before. Good one.

And it's so fucking useless! Dudes calling me a cock sucking douche bag isn't going to stop me from ripping their balls off and shoving them into their eye sockets!

HEHWAHEHAHAHAHA.

FUCK! I LIKE YA!

ITS ALWAYS THE ‘FUCK YOU’. I’VE NEVER GOTTEN IT, AFTER THEY’VE SAID IT NOTHINGS CHANGED. WHAT’S HAPPENED AFTER THEY’VE SAID THAT? NOTHING. THEY’RE STILL THERE, IN MY ATTIC BLEEDING OUT ON THE COLD FLOOR.

GOD ITS REFRESHING TO HEAR SOMEONE SHARE MY STRUGGLES, EVEN IF THEY ARE MORTAL.

Wait, I have an idea of your may be talking about.

And yeah sure. It's great bonding over stuff like this, you know?

YOU AWARE OF MY PAST ENTERTAINERS?

EXACTLY, MAYBE I WON’T KILL YOU AFTERALL.

YOU’RE PROVING TO BE GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

Yes, I did a bit of research.

And why would you want to kill me in the first place? People have already tried to do that. C'mon, be original maybe?

AWWWWH, LOOK AT YOU! WHAT A GOOD STUDENT, DOING HIS HOMEWORK ON TIME.

I GET BORED, SERIOUSLY. THERE’S NOT A LOT GOING ON THIS TIME AROUND, NOT EVEN IN THIS NEW VESSEL- SURE I’VE GOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO ANNOY BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME ENTERTAINED, AND YOU MY FRIEND. ARE VERY ENTERTAINING.

Okay, the "awwwwh" was unnecessary but yeah yeah.

And I guess I'm glad to entertain you a bit, dog boy.

EVERYTHING I DO IS NECESSARY, INCLUDING THE NAME CALLING.

EXACTLY! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE MUCH MORE FUN NOW THAT YOU HAVE ME.

Okay okay alright.

I'll stick around just, so you can use me as entertainment. I'm used to that kinda stuff anyway.

THATS THE SPIRIT- THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

ATLEAST YOU’RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNISE WHEN YOU SHOULD GO WITH THE FLOW AND WHEN TO STOP.

I CAN TELL YOU HAVE PRACTICE WITH BEING A COURT JESTER, YOU’RE GOOD AT IT.

I've had experience in a few different ways.

OH I CAN TELL, YOU’VE GOT ‘CHILDHOOD BULLY TARGET’ WRITTEN ALL OVER YA.

Upon other things, but sure.

MHM? DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO ELABORATE OR WILL THAT BRING UP TOO MANY BAD MEMEORIES FOR YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAIN TO HANDLE?

There are some quite sensitive topics about certain things. I was heavily bullied in school and abused at home by my dad.

Once I was jumped in the locker room after gym class and some dudes shoved a gross ass gym sock in my mouth, basically using it like a gag, and proceeded to take pictures of me and post them on the internet.

They had a whole profile thing dedicated to them fucking me over.

AHAAHAHEHSHAHAAHHA… OH MY GOD. FUCK, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ENTERTAINING.

SERIOUSLY? CHRIST, IF I KNEW PETTY SHIT LIKE THAT WAS WHAT FUCKED WITH HUMAN PSYCHE I WOULD’VE STARTED BEING A CUNT MUCH SOONER, ENTOMOPHILE.

BY ANY CHANCE IS THAT ACCOUNT STILL ACTIVE? FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OBVIOUSLY.

Entomophile? Alright. What the fuck?

And how would I know? There's worse stuff than that has me screwed up. Don't get me started about the whole calling me a good dog or bad dog thing.

WHAT? NOT FOND OF THE TITLE, MUTT?

WHATEVER, I’LL ADD A MIX OF PETTINESS AND TORTURE TO THE MIX OF MY USUAL ROUTINE WITH RABBIT. I’LL SEE HOW THEY REACT AND I’LL DECIDE ACCORDINGLY, THANKS FOR THE IDEA, SICKO.

Not fucking really, i'm not a goddamn dog. I don't do tricks.

Yeah yeah, whatever. Fuck face.

REALLY? DON’T YOU?

YOU’VE BEEN DOING TRICKS FOR ME ALL NIGHT Y’KNOW- ENTERTAINING ME AND ALL.

THERE’S NO POINT CURSING MY NAME, IT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING. YOU’RE STILL HERE, SITTING AT MY FEET LIKE A STRAY.

I was feeling generous.

And maybe I might just get some witch to curse you or something.

WOW, A CURSE.

HOW ORIGINAL.

AS IF I’M SCARED OF SOME ETSY WITCH, I THINK I’M A BIT ABOVE THAT. DON’T YOU?

CURSE ME ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING WILL COME OF IT.

Eh, guess so.

Maybe you need a dirt nap? I can arrange that for you.

HONESTLY? IT SOUNDS REFRESHING. MIGHT GET MY BLOOD PUMPING.

ALAS, I DO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO DO. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, BONES.

Oh you little fucking fucker.

How the fuck did you figure out that nickname.

I TOOK ONE LOOK AT YOUR PHYSIQUE AND SKINNINESS AND I PUT THE PUZZLE PEICES TOGETHER MYSELF, IT WASN’T EXACTLY A UNIQUE NAME BY ANY STANDARD.

ALTHOUGH I GUESS YOU AREN’T THAT SKINNY ANYMORE, SHAME REALLY. THE NAME WOULD’VE GOTTEN TO YOU MORE IF YOU WERE.

Yeah, but it still stings a bit.

YEEEAAAAAH.

WOUNDS TO THE HEART, THEY NEVER HEAL.

BUT LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF IT, YOUR SICK HOBBIES HAVE CAUSED A BIT OF MUSCLE TO GROW ATLEAST.

Sure, yeah. Easy enough to think about.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure there's a way to get under your skin.

IS THERE NOW?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ‘GET UNDER MY SKIN’. LET ALONE BY SOME MOMMYS BOY.

BUT! I AM INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND HAS COME UP WITH- SO CONTINUE.

Well, I need to do a bit more research, but what about stick in the mud?

He seems to tickle your feathers in a way, hmm?

…

WELL HE PISSES ME OFF IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WE HAD A PARTNERSHIP A WHILE AGO WHICH FELL THROUGH BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MY OWN SHIT, THAT’S ALL.

DON’T DELVE INTO MY PAST, MUTT.

Hmm, okay..

Well i'm going to look into your past just because you told me not to.

FUCK YOU??

I SO GRACIOUSLY HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOU REPAY ME BY TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO PISS ME OFF? I’M HURT.

I'm just curious?

And you're the one calling me names from my past.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. I WOULD BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

YEAH BUT THAT’S BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU GET ALL TENSE AND ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO WATCH YOU GET ALL PALE AND JITTERY.

I'm not a cat though.

I do not get pale and jittery?? I'm just..a pale guy...

GOD, ITS JUST A SAYING. YOU TAKE THINGS TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEEM PRETTY JITTERY TO ME, YOU’RE PALE ENOUGH THAT LIGHT WOULD REFLECT OFF OF YOU. MAYBE GET SOME IRON TABLETS FOR THAT PALENESS.

What if I meant that metaphorically?

Anyway, I was obviously lying through my teeth. I have a fine complexion. At least I think so.

AND WHAT IF I CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE?

NO. YOU LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO SHUT IN, I’M SUPRISED YOU HAVEN’T BEEN CAUGHT YET. IF I WERE A COP YOU’D BE MY FIRST SUSPECT.

No, I need that.

I have my ways of getting out of cop situations.

THAT’S A SHAME, I WAS HOPING IT WOULD SHUT YOU UP FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU SAY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE ‘OH! I BRIBE THEM’ I WILL ACTUALLY DISMEMBER YOU. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

Meh, whatever.

And no, actually I'm helping them solve my own case. They don't seem suspicious of me at all, but that's because I'm sending threats to the head detective. He's keeping his pretty lips shut for me :)

THATS MORE ENTERTAINING, SEE? I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN. HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT, I LOVE IT. YOU CAN THROW THEM OFF WHENEVER YOU WANT AND YOU’LL ALWAYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THEY ARE TO FINDING YOU.

YOU’RE FUN!

I CAN TELL WE’RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF EXCITING CONVERSATIONS AS LONG AS YOU STOP TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH MY PAST.

Bring up my past a little less, and I'll see about not fucking around with your past.

And thanks, I think that's a complement?

ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN I DO IT.

SURE, YOU’RE WELCOME. DON’T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.

Alright fine, have at it.

I'll leave your past alone, you just...quit pissing me off so much?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

HEY, I DON’T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF. MAYBE YOU’RE JUST SENSITIVE?

Yeah yeah.

I'm not sensitive. You're just slightly infuriating when it comes to some things. Like the name calling? I've heard enough already.

NAH I THINK THATS JUST CALLED BEING SENSITIVE.

YOU’VE HEARD ENOUGH? REALLY? CAUSE I CAN GUESS A FEW MORE.

You know what? Fucking go for it buddy. Hit me with all the guess you want.

Maybe I might just steal a kill from you?

ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET STARTED HUH? GYM SOCK?

TRY TO STEAL ONE OF MY RABBITS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PSYCHO.

Huh, two for two..

Now I'm a little curious, what would happen? Probably nothing too bad, right?

GOD! THE LIST COULD GO ON.

1. ILL TIE YOU UP FOR A WEEK IN MY ATTIC.

2. OBVIOUSLY YOU WON’T BE FED, WATER EVERY TWO DAYS TO KEEP YOU KICKING.

3. AFTER YOUR WEEK IS UP I’LL LET YOU BE UNTIED- NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

4. I FINALLY GET TO MAKE GOOD USE OF MY NEW KNIVES.

5. I LEAVE YOU HALF DEAD IN THE COLD ATTIC UNTIL I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN.

EITHER THAT OR I’LL JUST BURN YOU OR SOME OTHER SHIT.

I THINK YOU FORGET THAT I’M PRACTICALLY A GOD WHO HAS AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR BLOOD, PAIN AND TEAR-SHED.

You are one sick fuck, dude.

Kind of digging it actually. And the not being fed hits a little too close to home.

AND YOU’RE NOT?

YEAH, I SUPPOSE I CAN BE A SOMEWHAT GOOD PERSON TO CONVERSE WITH WHEN I WANT TO BE. HOWEVER YOUR REACTIONS TO YOUR OLD PAST SHIT IS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

I guess so, do you think I'm a sick fuck?

I’D SAY YOU’RE GETTING THERE, IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THE FULL TITLE YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR KILLS.

Alright alright, I can work on that.

GOOD, I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THE KILLS MORE IF THEY’RE MORE INTRESTING AND TIME CONSUMING TO PLAN OUT.

MAYBE START OF SLOW WITH BLUDGEONING OR BURNING, JUST A SUGGESTION.

Good idea, thank you.

YEAH NO PROBLEM, JUST DON’T COME CRYING TO ME IF THE CLEANUP TAKES LONGER THAN WHAT YOU’RE USED TO.

As long as I get my evidence out there, the body can stay.

I like seeing the work I've done the next day when the detectives get there

… RIGHT, I SEE.

Y’KNOW IT’D BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO PLANT YOUR DNA AT ONE OF THE SCENES, JUST SAYIN’.

Good thing no one hangs out with me to get DNA.

And unless you're some paranormal ghost, you're not getting into my house.

I’M NOT A GHOST BUT I AM A GOD WHO CAN TELEPORT AND INHABIT PEOPLE.

Oh? the inhabiting sounds interesting, do enlighten me on that?

CHRIST, NOT EVEN PHASED BY THREATS.

TO PUT IT SIMPLY I WITHIN MYSELF DO NOT HAVE A ‘PHYSICAL BODY’ HOWEVER TO COMBAT THIS I CAN BASICALLY POSSESS WHOEVER I DEEM FIT ENOUGH TO BECOME MY NEW BODY.

ANY QUESTIONS?

I don't give a shit about the threatening thing. Inhabiting sounds pretty bad ass.

Hmm, when you inhabit someone, how does it turn out for them? Does the "host" have a physical reaction to it? Or is it a mental reaction?

THEY ARE STILL AWARE OF EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON BUT WHENEVER I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM THEY SORT OF BLACK OUT UNTIL I RELINQUISH CONTROL THEN THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I HAD DONE IN THEIR BODY.

THEY’RE FINE UNTIL I GET BORED OF THEM.

MENTAL REACTION I WOULD SAY.

Huh, that sounds fun.

Great way to use someone's flesh suit.

PRECISELY, I’M GIVING THE MORTAL A PURPOSE.

You are.

Anyway, what happens if the vessel dies? Do you just poof into thin air, or find a new poor fucker to inhabit?

THE VESSEL CANNOT DIE WITH ME INSIDE OF IT, I CAN REGENERATE MYSELF AND I AM PRACTICALLY IMMORTAL- WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF THE NORTH STARS POWER. THAT IS THE ONLY THING WHICH CAN KILL ME.

BUT SURE, I WOULD SIMPLY FIND A NEW MORTAL TO INHABIT.

What are you? A fucking lizard?

North Star power? Is this some kind of fairy tale?! I actually laughed at that.

#🔪#ooc: SORRY GUYS I'M BACK NOW LMAO

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