fuck life I wanna be a phytoplankton

INTP, Slytherclaw, 5w4. Feel free to talk/send me asks.

[sacred-portal]

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[fortuneaday]

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

[fairycosmos]

things were so different when i was a kid and closer to the ground. texturally

[entrailer]

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

[supervillainny]

and sometimes you name them self care

[thingsfromthedirt]

[ravioliet]

i love blocking people for being annoying on my posts. like i'm not even gonna argue with you, guards seize this fool and throw them out of here

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[chernolian]

via teaboot

[kosmogrl]

[1five1two]

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[thememedaddy]

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[chthonion]

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

[flowers-in-book]

The older I get, the stayer I home.