eli

please help i am being chased by bees.

[paper-lilypie]

I feel we bloodymaries overlook one key detail when depicting the boys and it’s that Simon has the Softest most Wettest eyes in the universe and that needs to be exploited more

[friendzoned61]

I’ve got a bit of a tummy ache rn so one could say I know exactly what Simon’s been through

[gabiohno]

Best idia look im afraid

[kiurona]

[nyenye0701]

book grace: rocky would you still love me if i were a worm

movie rocky: would grace still love rocky if rocky were a taumoeba

[galacticsabc]

part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.

[elois-illust]

[crabussy]

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

[deadgravity]

Go white boy go (sequel to this)

[egg-ify]

some rocks and their pet humans

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.

[wizardarchetypes]

[lauwu801]

Is canon trust me.

[imfloatingwhatthe]

My asexual and demi-sexual headcanons GO!

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

who is that 👇

Her

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bpwpbshika]

[n-adi-ra]

Here's some straight malarky for you guys