eli

please help i am being chased by bees.

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

Why are u crying and why are you in the club?

Crying cause my dick too big and it drags

In the club cause my dick TOOOO BIGGGGGG #SLINGIN

[i-love-my-fictional-husband]

[pimby]

brought a kiss to the knife fight

[ghoulishflockofcrows]

guys should i finsih some wips or start another NEW project

[chernolian]

I think you know what we're gonna say 🤨

don't be lured by the siren song of new projects....

[cryptim]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[airc0nned]

[dulcay]

In honor of Tomodachi Life 2 getting announced here’s a painting of the iconic apartment

[lobslobslobs]

* if they ever add more little quirks to tomodachi life this is my wishlist

- stands with hands behind back

- stands with raptor arms

- stands while scratching butt (like wiping sweat / adjusting glasses where it happens occasionally)

- stands uncomfortably (constantly twitching or itching or looking around)

- walks with hands behind back

- walks with raptor arms

- eats in a panic (scarfs down food as if someone's gonna steal it from them)

- i also want all the pet voice modifiers as little quirks . or at least the bee and bubbles ones

* Also i lied i want the concert hall back please please i need my songs

[thatsmolwolf]

I’m glad they could sort things out

[nocturnal-stims]

Panther in the rain.

[theotherwesley]

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday to all those that participate

[asphodel-asphodel]

always have. <3

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[jessieisaninja]

It has come to my attention that this little dinosaur guy doesn't have an official name (or at least I couldn't find one). I think it is our duty to name him.

What should his name be?

Kevin

Larry

Bob

Arnold

Meep

Splorp

Squimbus

Fernando

Pixelatus Rex (Rex for short)

Internetless Bastard

Other (comment suggestions)

Voting ended onJul 19

[jessieisaninja]

Going to include some girl names here. Sorry, I was kinda half asleep and out of it when I came up with the names, though i did make a few that could go either way on the original. I can't edit the original, so this will have to do.

Girl and Nonbinary Names?

Susie

Moss

Brunhilda

Meeps

Becky

Lollipop

Pixelsaurus Rex (Rex for short)

Roxanne

Nugget

Beans

Other (comment suggestions)

Voting ended onJul 19

[chernolian]

I still stand by Squimbus.

[wolveswolves]

This wolf in British Columbia took a break from eating herring roe to investigate a half-submerged object: the photographer’s camera

Photograph by Ian McAllister

[alucardslittlegoblin]

Worf

[virgil-upinthestars]

we don’t need a project hail mary sequel, we need a bill nye-esque science show featuring ryan gosling and the rock puppet

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?