knock me down 9 times but I get up 10

[heavyhitterheaux]

Play (Based on the song by David Banner, NSFW 18+)

First Lady of Private Garden Fic

AN: Imma head out to take a bath in holy water lmao enjoy my heauxs!

Synopsis: You can’t be with Jack for his entire tour and since this is the first time that this has happened, you come up with a bright idea that will hopefully hold him over. That idea involves a camera and your best friend Urban. 

Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlow x Wife!Reader, Urban Wyatt x Best Friend!Reader

Requested by: a lot of my beautiful readers 😘💖

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DO NOT ENGAGE IF YOU ARE NOT 18+

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[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh why was Ginuwine so extra, in ded rn lmao

[atasteoflee]

BIIIITTTTTCCCHHH I AM SCREEEAAMIINNGGGG LMFAO I CANT MAKE IT PAST 0:36

[wronglynamedbonnie]

BRUUHHHH just extra as tf

[justcariii]

Wooooooowwwww extra af goals

[mrloveballad]

this how extra i aspire to be lmfao

[caringintensely]

[lictoas]

[angelicdevil]

The sarcasm in that reply

[pussypotion-deactivated20250121]

[chawriee]

“When YOU KNOW you don’t want me”

[torilamez]

[gullagulla-deactivated20240917]

[by-grace-of-god]

God loves us just as we are, but He loves us too much to leave us that way.

[twixnmix]

Eartha Kitt photographed by Gordon Parks in New York for LIFE magazine, 1952.

[its-a-little-too-late]

[secondclassvines]

[bangooza]

[tokosila]

[wakandamama]

[zxddy-panther]

[yamcha]

what did yall get for christmas 

[yamcha]

A M E N

[shes-a-maslaniac]

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

[bigcatslions]

[animatedtext]

requested by  @chicken-noodle-spirit

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[tkthegoddess]

I LOVE THIS!!! 😂😂😂💋

[dailymontgomery]

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[itsellaaaa2012-deactivated20210]

The chick closest to land was gone 

[yoo-tori]

She ran before the shit even fell through

[direhuman]

She’s the one that survives the horror movie.

[journeymanfool]

Lesson: the number of groomsmen you have should be less than or equal to the amount of rental tuxedos you’re willing to pay full price for, should they all end up ruined by dirty lake water