Ne mæg mīn līchama wiþ dēaþ gedǣlan

Kevin. I'm an actor.

[writhe]

all i do is forget every skill i have ever honed and hear the humming of every machine in the world 

[guerrillatech]

[neil-gaiman]

Hello! This is a somewhat silly question, but: Who do you think would win in a fight, Neil Gaiman from the Simpsons, or Neil Gaiman from Arthur?

Probably the Neil Gaiman from The Simpsons. He has no conscience, after all, and plans many steps ahead. The Neil Gaiman from Arthur is basically just me, so would try and avoid a fight because people might get hurt, and both of the people are him.

[neil-gaiman]

versus

[lecataste]

[yokai-satori-deactivated2020080]

Justice for George Floyd

[unclefather]

[musingisms]

“Always be fuckable. Even if you are standing in line for a Baguette”

— How To Be Parisian, Caroline de Maigret. (via chic-a-gogo)

[amvs]

this is why people hate the french

[log4]

This is actually the only thing they got right

[powerfulwizard]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

who’s that saucy little tic tac on the chair?

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

@meatswitch that’s vice president joe biden

[meaningfulstream]

[lilacwine1966-deactivated202212]

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

[novalillies]

when my brain manages to pump out some dopamine

[furrypost-generator]

year of the rat means everyone in NYC gets a stat buff

[lolt64]

like sozin’s comet

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo

[wizardposting666]

[hollow-stars]

am i doing it right

[khe1]

soup is a potion

[mydogiswaycoolerthanme]

Its effect is +1 Soup to Stomach

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

[gunsandfireandshit]

Potion of make you fall down

[speedlimit15]