Uncle Dan's Clam Shack

Chris, 26, He/Him. Vibing everyday by creating shit content. I’m also a part time film and stage actor so hmu if ur a casting director. Asks are always open for my homies who wanna send me random questions or send pictures of cool things they found like rocks or fruit.

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[crazysodomite]

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[chaoticgouda]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[breadseed]

Wtf did I just watch

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

Snoop dogg just invented coinstar for cheese

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[whisperdal-deactivated20230131]

he didnt fucking say this

[dongcroncher]

making my first cosplay soon 👀

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[hydra-keeper]

bilbo baggins

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[hydra-keeper]

bilbo baggins

[zeitghost]

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

[lampfan911-deactivated20250622]

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

[lampfan911-deactivated20250622]

This is what it was like

[voidling0]

[lesbx]

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

[lesbx]

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

[lesbx]

Can we not victim blame

[dongcroncher]

me to my past self after having to tell my therapist that when I was 12 I thought if i swore once it would kill my parents

[pattern-recognition]

Hostile

[pattern-recognition]

Да, комиссар

[demonboyhalo]

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

[keeper-of-magic]

just in case.