Tucker being a proud Dad is great but please imagine: Tex being a proud godmother
imagine you meet this terrifying freelancer and then she pulls out pictures of a baby alien like "this is my god-son, this is junior, isn't he cute??"

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@blackarmoredbitch
Tucker being a proud Dad is great but please imagine: Tex being a proud godmother
imagine you meet this terrifying freelancer and then she pulls out pictures of a baby alien like "this is my god-son, this is junior, isn't he cute??"
send 🤕 + an injury to find my muse with that injury.
Those things are now all in the past, But I’ll never forget them.
touch-starved starters!!
❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞
❝ could you play with my hair? ❞
❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞
❝ that feels nice. ❞
❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞
❝ i never want to let go. ❞
❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞
❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞
❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞
❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞
❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞
❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞
❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞
❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞
❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞
❝ you were my first kiss. ❞
❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞
❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞
❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞
miss this iteration of church
#RvBink days 4-6 1-3
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blackarmoredbitch:
“Vacation is when you’re not working. If you get hurt you’re not working. Boom. Instant vacation.” Tex was really starting to enter the sleepy zone. “Give me that blanket.” She said, gesturing to the one on the arm of the couch.
Church was not nearly awake enough to try and sort out the logic of that line of thinking, but that was probably the point, wasn’t it? Rolling his eyes yet again, he reached over to grab the blanket and unceremoniously toss it onto Tex. “There you go, lazybones.”
Tex happily relaxed under the blanket, finally drifting to sleep I’m Church’s lap. She liked sleeping next to Church. He was warm, and not too sweaty, and she felt safe when he was with her. He was perfect to fall asleep on after a long workout.
blackarmoredbitch:
“I’m not saying the project was good, I’m just saying I was really productive.” She yawned. “And I’m saving my vacation days for if I get shot or something.” She turned onto her side and curled up. Prime napping position.
Tex had a really weird definition of ‘productive,’ didn’t she? “No, see, that’s medical leave. Vacation days are totally different. Not that I really know the fine details of mercenary benefits, but still.”
“Vacation is when you’re not working. If you get hurt you’re not working. Boom. Instant vacation.” Tex was really starting to enter the sleepy zone. “Give me that blanket.” She said, gesturing to the one on the arm of the couch.
blackarmoredbitch:
“I don’t need breaks. During the project I trained and worked 16 hours a day, and I was fine.” She definitely wasn’t fine, but instead of choosing to unpack that she threw away the whole suitcase. “I’m working way less now, so I definitely have no excuse to take breaks.” She was starting to get sleepy.
“Yes, because the Project is a standard we should all be holding ourselves to.” Bad excuse, Tex. Zero out of ten. Just pass out already so Church can take a picture. “I’m pretty sure you have, like, a thousand vacation days saved up, though.”
“I’m not saying the project was good, I’m just saying I was really productive.” She yawned. “And I’m saving my vacation days for if I get shot or something.” She turned onto her side and curled up. Prime napping position.
Carolina tossed a guard like a ragdoll, stormed into the training room while it was off limits, demanded to speak to the director, called Tex his pet, and insisted she knew about Tex’s ‘secret’. There was absolutely no way, at that exact moment, the Director wasn’t like. This is it. She knows. They’re gonna kill me. Tex is going to tear my head off and Carolina is going to throw it on the ground like a football after a touchdown R.I.P Leonard Church farewell counselor say goodbye to my ass
blackarmoredbitch:
“I don’t need breaks.” She relaxed as he ran his fingers through her hair. “I’m better than that.” A faint, pleased smile crept onto her face. She couldn’t possibly take a nap here on the couch. There was so much to do and so little time. She was just too busy to take time for herself, but if she just happened to fall asleep with her head in Church’s lap it would just be an accident, it wasn’t being lazy or taking a break.
“Right.” Church gave her an incredulous look, even as he continued stroking her hair. “That’s what they all say. I think you’re just too proud for your own good.” Not that he was one to judge.
“I don’t need breaks. During the project I trained and worked 16 hours a day, and I was fine.” She definitely wasn’t fine, but instead of choosing to unpack that she threw away the whole suitcase. “I’m working way less now, so I definitely have no excuse to take breaks.” She was starting to get sleepy.
Broke: Imma kick your ass
Woke: You are invited to join me on the
I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes
blackarmoredbitch:
“Cleaning guns isn’t a workout, so I don’t need a cooldown. It’s also incredibly important because equipment maintenance ensures the things don’t misfire or get jammed. If I don’t take care of my weapons it could get me killed.” She took these kinds of things very seriously, and with good reason. “Plus, it’s Kinda meditative.” She closed her eyes and stretched out, then took her hair tie out - a clear invitation for him to play with her hair until she fell asleep.
“Yeah, but you said you needed to work your core. And while I absolutely love watching you do situps in a sports bra, I still think you need to cool off first.”
Oh no, not the hair. Well, now it was a mess, and he needed to fix it. Mostly by running his fingers through it. No other reason to do that, no sir.
“I don’t need breaks.” She relaxed as he ran his fingers through her hair. “I’m better than that.” A faint, pleased smile crept onto her face. She couldn’t possibly take a nap here on the couch. There was so much to do and so little time. She was just too busy to take time for herself, but if she just happened to fall asleep with her head in Church’s lap it would just be an accident, it wasn’t being lazy or taking a break.
the girls of blood gulch
(huge thanks to @gomi-chu for doing the background for me. go follow them on insta/twitter where they do art of minecraft youtubers)
@blackarmoredbitch continued from here because Tumblr broke
“Really? Again?” Church rolled his eyes, smirking. “You didn’t even shoot anything today, I think the guns can wait. And… well, don’t you have to, like, cool down between workouts?”
“Cleaning guns isn’t a workout, so I don’t need a cooldown. It’s also incredibly important because equipment maintenance ensures the things don’t misfire or get jammed. If I don’t take care of my weapons it could get me killed.” She took these kinds of things very seriously, and with good reason. “Plus, it’s Kinda meditative.” She closed her eyes and stretched out, then took her hair tie out - a clear invitation for him to play with her hair until she fell asleep.