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My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

#LMAO #just imagining the most pathetically awkward person #oh no #oh no oh no #unfortunately I am into it #degrading them about how they can’t even kidnap me right #this is a problem

I love being a productive drunk. Tell me why I just did my gel-x application and shaping in record time

#not gonna start on nail art #just cuz I won’t sleep if I start now but I’ve been putting g off my nails all week #and prep+application+shaping takes the longest because I just do long square tips and shape how I want them #obviously depending on the art I choose #the timing I mean #but that’s the fun part and I won’t avoid it #though I will prob end up doing some kinda Frenchy

All of me is His because what He offers demands nothing less. All of me is His because everything He is, makes me feels safe to be me, in all of my muchness.

my whole life I don’t think I knew who I was fully because I didn’t feel safe to let go, to be me, always hiding because I knew who I was too much. What a privilege it is now to be given the gift of muchness. To never be too much for the right people. Never too much for Him. To be considered without asking, to be loved without hiding.

#thinking of the mad hatter and how he loved Alice and all of her muchness #when I think of the constant rejection I felt until I encountered my people #I become so unbelievably grateful for my Dad and his unconditional love for me and how that’s healed cracks in my psyche that prevented #me from being myself #I am a precocious girl who likes weird things and ranting about my interests #and doing little crafts #who loves art and science and the humans that make all of those things real #who put them into words and theories and pieces that depict our universe #I love that Daddy helps me feel small I love that he encourages me to learn #I love that my intelligence is not a threat because my submission is unconditional

bunnydaughters

we need more content of dads outwardly worshipping their daughters. i believe the act of dad taking care of daughter is interently worship-y but it’s the best when you can tell he would lay down his life for his cute little girl. Or cook exactly what she asks for every single night and she doesn’t even have to ask for help tying her shoes because dad always knows what she needs

#my Dad does not cook #if I need something or I’m not feeling good he does everything he can to make sure that I get it #or when I’m feeling nauseous or overstimulated in public and he immediately goes into caregiver mode and make sure that nobody crowds me #just last week I was sick and I had to tell him no because he was adamant that he should order me something on DoorDash like soup #but it’s very clear that his life revolves around me as much as mine does around him #He literally said today ‘I go on Facebook because I get ads for things that you would like and experiences you would enjoy’#I don’t think a single person in his life is unaware of how important i am to him #It makes me feel really special and I hope he realizes it’s the same for me but vice versa #I happily give him everything #all of me is his

365filmsbyauroranocte

Bound (Lana Wachowski & Lilly Wachowski, 1996)

zinesbycee

sadomasochism? no, i'm actually quite happyomasochism ^_^

sheikahslaves

Those lap pictures don’t work if you’re not very clearly rock hard through your jeans sorry

#yes exactly

Thinking about that time I dated a triple amputee. He was such a dick.

#dating is a stretch.#we did a bunch of coke together and had a lot of sex for a few months #also he was dumb as rocks #which would be mean but he literally would go on about how he had no brain damage from his accident #so yea #mistakes were made

cremedolle

i love sanrio ♡ i love you my melody, i love you hello kitty, i love you charmmy kitty, i love you honeycute, i love you my sweet piano, i love you mocha, i love you cinnamoroll, i love you littleforestfellow, i love you hummingmint, i love you lala, i love you cogimyun, i love you wish me mell, i love you shirousa, i love you momousa, i love you strawberryusa, i love you hanausa, i love you mew, i love you suu, i love you nene (hehe), i love you chia, i love you honeymomo, i love you bonbonribbon, i love you cherinacherine, i love you ruby, i love you garnet, i love you sabra, i love you hophop babies, i love you sugarminuet, i love you deery-lou, i love you framboiloulou, i love you creamy afternoon, i love you wee marylou ♡

daughtercest

as a dad you're supposed to be weird about your daughter

#exactly!

Daddy who buys me designer AND cute lil craft kits

#so excited!!!#I wanna get really good so I can start making dollhouses!

babybunnygigi

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monsieur-j

Brognano S/S 2018 Runway Details

ur-daily-inspiration

marylittlerosie

You have to listen to the girl when she stomps her feets and puffs her cheeks out! You have to!!

blackbarbieofficial

Dad is close with one of his exes and every time she calls he asks if I wanna join the call. I never do. But very sweet of him to offer 😂

blackbarbieofficial

I’m crying he told her the other night he had to stop talking because if he doesn’t call me before bed I won’t sleep. She replied “so you have to put her to bed” yes girl! He’s my Dad!

#so sweet the way he explained the convo #essentially he told her that he likes to take care of me because I take care of him

I’ve been makin central/Eastern European foods for years now and to this day i still look at recipes and get shocked at how little spices are used in relation to the size of what’s being cooked. I have a full pot of stew on the stove, what is a single teaspoon of marjoram going to do 😭

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