Player 1

[cactusguardian]

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[therealjacksepticeye]

When your parents are fighting at the dinner table

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

[doyouhearthunder]

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

[blackbox-sg]

The legends are true and I am not okay

[kasper-the-ghost]

[therealjacksepticeye]

What dreams look like

[dnpstardust]

Slow day at Metro! 😂

[blackbox-sg]

The couple I didn’t know I needed. I love them together so much😭

[paulthebukkit]

Pokemon is trying to slowly convince us Pikachu was always fluffy and I for one accept this future

[gabsmolders]

Has Sean met your cats yet? They're really cute.

❤️

[therealjacksepticeye]

BB’s the best boy!! Miss that lil chonk

[markipliergamegifs]

This is the most friend statement I’ve ever heard lol

Markiplier Makes: An Egg Drop

[blackbox-sg]

More proof of what I said yesterday. That suddenly Lauren doesn’t know how to take a joke and gets extremely defensive. If she doesn’t attack people she at least makes sure her fans do! The girl she responded to had to delete her account because the abuse was so bad. Lauren gives me Mean Girl vibes.

[maetetriscat]

[blackbox-sg]

Did anyone ever stop to think about the fact that when Lauren was still with her boyfriend before Alex, she was keeping Alex around and got with him soon after her breakup?

Does nobody else find it sketchy that she worked with her new boyfriend a couple times before and she clearly kept him around then got with him so soon after her breakup?

I’m convinced she INTENTIONALLY had a backup guy and that she initiated the breakup both times to be with her backup man. I’m legit mad at her for this. We all know this breakup was her idea.

[blackbox-sg]

I’m sorry but Lauren to me always came across as a spoiled little rich girl with the perfect life that gets whatever she wants and never has to struggle or be told no. But she’s pissing me off more and more since she got a new boyfriend.

Her fans can’t even make a joke about her new boyfriend being Moose’s stepdad without her being an absolute bitch to them. She told one girl to “get over it” and “stop making drama” so then everyone else starts acting the person until they deleted their comment. Fuck you for encouraging that bullying, Lauren. Learn how to take a joke instead of causing everyone to gang up on YOUR FANS because you want to be a sensitive little cunt.

THE ONLY ONE MAKING DRAMA IS YOU, LAUREN! BECAUSE LIKE A DUMB SPOILED BITCH YOU CAN’T TAKE A JOKE WITHOUT CRYING OVER EVERYONE NOT DOING WHAT YOU WANT!

[markiplier]

Tried it

[gokath123-deactivated20211210]

IMPOSTER 😤 @therealjacksepticeye @markiplier

[therealjacksepticeye]

The AI is getting better

[easy-hard-archive]

[thedgeofsleep]

#wholesome

[cross-the-rift]

I’m sorry but this

Is the best thing I’ve seen all day

[improvmom24-deactivated20200830]

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