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Hi, I’m Jolie! Artist, Cellist, and cosplayer! I yell about comics and video games a lot. Please don’t repost my art without permission!

[clubcope]

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[mews]

Bonus panel plus 4 more New Year’s comics on Patreon

[blackfire5561]

So apparently DC’s working on a Booster Gold pilot

[zuulosdovah]

if I don't post these two for pride month then kumiko suekane did all that for nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

she’s so beautiful

[maomaobrainrot]

[sacred-portal]

[blackfire5561]

Happy 14th anniversary to one of the couples ever

[kodyisover]

tfw you're waiting for your crush to finish his shift at the bar so you can immediately forget all the things you want to say to him

( On Twitter )

[kodyisover]

babe, i hope u ARE ok

(also now you can go read 80+ pages of the comic that this is from. this dude does wait around for his crush to finish his shift at the bar on more than one occasion)

[transapollozine]

Hello, fellow traveler!

There is just 1 DAY LEFT to add a copy of Destination: Apollo to your carry-on!

Our store closes on 11:59pm EST March 31st, so if you like this digital icon or digital wallpaper be sure to order before then 🚗💨 Look here to find out what bundle is best for you!

This will be your last chance to qualify for the D:A x Astralis collaboration magnet set!

Thank you @aafancalendar @zinesunlimited @zinefeed @zineforall @zinefans @fandomzines @zine-scene for your support!

💙💗🤍💗💙

[yoshiki-tsuijnaka]

The Elvis parody account got me saying 'WOAH MAMA!' to everything and it's both the best and worst thing that's happened to me lately... Woah mama

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm flattered

[madeleinefjall]

"O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,"

[blackfire5561]

Honored to be a part of @transapollozine as a page artist!! Had so much fun and I’m super excited for people to see everyone’s wonderful work, here’s a preview of mine! Go and get yourself a copy today, and/or pick one up for that Ace Attorney fan in your life!

✨ Preorder here! 🏳️‍⚧️

I also had the pleasure of getting to draw Klavier once again on a super cute Frankenstein themed klapollo magnet that’s available in collaboration with Astralis, check them out once their preorders go live to get in on it!

[transapollozine]

Happy belated Valentine's Day, fellow travelers!

Destination: Apollo is collaborating with Astralis to bring you a romantic pair of monster magnets!

Designed by @luchichufer and @blackfire5561!

📍DETAILS:

Order any PHYSICAL bundle of Destination: Apollo between Feb 1st to March 15th.

Order any PHYSICAL bundle of Astralis once preorders open in early March.

Fill out our Magnet Qualification Form with BOTH order numbers from BOTH zines (which will be listed once Astralis goes live!).

❗WE CANNOT TRACK IF YOU QUALIFY FOR THIS MAGNET WITHOUT YOU FILLING OUT THE FORM, SO PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THAT IMPORTANT STEP!

🩵💗🤍💗🩵

Thank you @aafancalendar @zinesunlimited @zinefeed @zineforall @zinefans @fandomzines @zine-scene for your support!

🩵💗🤍💗🩵

[goosec0id]

“God's a house. Which is not to say that our house is God's house or even a house of God. What I mean to say is that our house is God.”

[transapollozine]

It's finally time, fellow travelers!

Double check your bags and grab your passports, because our preorders are now OPEN, from FEBRUARY 1st to MARCH 15th!

📍Reserve your copy HERE!

Before we get going, we'd like to introduce our charity of choice!

All proceeds will be going to the Transgender Law Center, the largest national trans-led organization advocating self-determination for all people in the US.

Now, let's get you familiar with our bundles:

📍VISIT ABROAD!

This full bundle is $55 and includes:

✈️ a5 physical zine

✈️ 5x7 print

✈️ 1 charm and wrist strap

✈️ 2 acrylic charms

✈️ a6 sticker sheet

✈️ 2 die-cut stickers

❗️ This bundle is compatible with the digital add-on and is eligible for all preorder bonuses and stretch goals!

📍ROAD TRIP!

This half bundle is $45 and includes:

✈️ a5 physical zine

✈️ 5x7 print

✈️ 1 charm and wrist strap

✈️ 2 die-cut stickers

❗️ This bundle is compatible with the digital add-on and is eligible for all preorder bonuses and stretch goals!

📍STAY-CATION!

This zine bundle is $25 and includes:

✈️ a5 physical zine

❗️ This bundle is compatible with the digital add-on and is eligible for two preorder bonuses and stretch goals!

📍LONG WEEKEND!

This digital bundle is $16 and includes:

✈️ Digital PDF of the zine

✈️ 6 digital emotes

✈️ 1 icon

✈️ 1 wallpaper

❗️ This bundle is eligible for one stretch goal!

📍ADD-ONS + EXTRAS

This $5 digital add-on can be combined with any physical bundle, granting you a PDF version of your physical zine along with 7 digital emotes, a digital icon, and a tablet/monitor wallpaper! All of the money spent on this will be able to be donated to the Transgender Law Center!

You can also accessorize with 6 trans pride adhesive bandages and a trans Apollo hand flag! This opt-in preorder bonus is free, and eligible for any physical zine order!

If our preorder bonus is leaving you craving more, you can add 16 more plasters for $12.

Orders of a physical bundle made within the first 36 hours (before 1am EST on February 3rd) will get a complementary holo bookmark print! Act fast if you'd like this limited time offer 🚗💨

While on the road, we hope to unlock all these amazing stretch goals along the way! With each order, we get one step closer to unlocking the next free addition to every eligible bundle!

See our handy bundle guide below for a comprehensive list of items in each bundle

If you have any questions or concerns, please reach out to us via ask here on Tumblr!

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Thank you @aafancalendar @zinesunlimited @zinefeed @zinefeed @zinefans @fandomzines @zine-scene for your support!

[gooselycharm]

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]