Life and Shit.

This is a list of everything that went wrong right.

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BRB, BLIZZCON. (btw nvidia #31041 and #30875) Holla. 

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窗外的麻雀　在電線桿上多嘴 妳說這一句　很有夏天的感覺 手中的鉛筆　在紙上來來回回 我用幾行字形容妳是我的誰

"The sparrow outside the window chatters away on the telephone line"

You say that sentence is full of summer's feeling.

Pencil in hand swirls on paper,

I use this to express who you are to me.

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I'm fairly confident that MTV pays The Situation to professionally troll the cast of the whole show. 

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I'm not sure what's worse, a heroine addiction or picking up photography as a hobby. 

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Spent like, 4 fucking hours looking up watches and didn't event get one. What a waste of time.

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"Remember this 43-inch curved monitor from CES a couple years ago? Well, it's finally about to be available in all of its 2880x900px glory. For $8,000. Yowza!

This bad boy is basically 4 DLP monitors stiched together and LED backlit, offering a killer response time of 0.02 seconds. It's got DVI-D and HDMI 1.3 inputs, but don't bother hooking up something like your Xbox 360 to this thing—it wouldn't know what the hell to do with the wacky 2880x990 resolution. But I can only imagine how incredible this thing would be when set up to properly run an FPS or driving game. Good god. Hardcore gamers looking to out-rig each other, the bar has been raised. It can be yours for $7,999 of your dad's money next month."

Source: http://gizmodo.com/5277667/stunning-nec-crv43-43+inch-curved-monitor-is-stunningly-expensive

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So I went to comic-con on Saturday. It's the place to go if you haven't seen your year's quota worth of awkward bulges. 

Definitely buying the multi-day pass next year.

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At work today, we fired someone who we hired on our team a few months ago. I imagine this is what it feels like to raise a race horse, only to take it out back and shoot it when it didn't turn out to run as fast as we wished. 

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Am I the only one seeing airry po-ah in IMAX 3D just so I can get a pair of these sweet shits? I usually don't really care for 3D, I hope I can handle all this fucking magic. 

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My boner The Dark Knight Rises. 

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Got into the office early, looked around, not a person in sight.

Score.

Headed straight to the bathroom and admired the acoustics there as I barraged the toilet with the rockiest fucking toots.

Came out, 3 coworkers closest to the bathroom sitting there in dead silence.

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Started bringing oatmeal to work for lunch out of pure laziness to pack something decent. After a week, coworkers were bringing bigger lunches so that they could give me a portion of theirs, because they thought I was starving/poor. 

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Deep Thoughts

Will I be disqualified from no fap February if I utilize "The Stranger?" 

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No Fap February? Sure, I'll give this a sho--SHIT.  

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"Why you always rap about girls?" Cause I fucking love them shits, dude.

Donald Glover

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Life changing experience.

Recently I bought an iPhone. I really think it's changed my life. It's either the phone or because I've been on a Jersey Shore marathon. It's one of those two, it has to be. 

ps. Team Jwoww! 

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We be clubbin'