the zoe girl

live life like an atom bomb, love living like a growing tree, love love like a virus loves replication.

[maxleggy]

secret brain trick: look up "maned wolf roar bark" for an instant little dopamine boost

[artbyblastweave]

Martial artists in my nefarious employ recently developed a technique known as the "antisamsara punch" which, when delivered successfully, forcibly ejects the target from the cycle of rebirth and death and propels them to a direct state of total enlightenment, followed by complete ego death. At which point they don't care when we take all of their things

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[velvetcloak]

robert wun | fall 2026

[bat-bleed]

Vampire steph for fun

[gusstelier]

Take my Revolution

[insomniac-arrest]

me, logging into tumblr and seeing some stupid shit in the replies section, gritting my teeth:

[shinelikethunder]

who knows upon what Takes they fed their addle-brained disputes?

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[melonramune]

2009-03-24

[bolasaurus]

Got sick and tired of losing my scissors, needle, and stitch markers. So VOILA! I present: the modern-day chaterlaine necklace.

Made with a clover circular cutting pendant, claw clasps, o-rings, and some waxed cord. Try hiding from me now, you little bastards!!

[yarnsnailnymph]

This is genius.

[nixscriptum]

[rosellekitty]

My stair basket is emoting at me

[pinniposting]

newborn chudling noises…

via

[mlobsters]

the matrix: revisited (2001)

The masculine side of Morpheus is really evident in the Matrix and his feminine side is evident in the Neb.

[sourcreammachine]

hey why are we interviewing fishburne lying down on a garage floor

[shingojira]

can dudes not just chill anymore

[thesewersofparis]

btw i live on nailpolish reddit nowadays

and everyone is posting their 4th of july manis

except this year its very few american flags and red white and blue and stars.

and a LOT of pond scum inspiration

[aniseandspearmint]

This is an absolutely FASCINATING cultural snapshot.

[reportsofagrandfuture]

[lensdeer]

I made a little web app to generate xkcd 2501 edits right from your browser