Black Is Such A Happy Color

Sam/ she/they/ 30/Pisces/ INFP/ Queer

[xmiyuv]

五夏　What if

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[overstimulatedhandler]

I love that everyone has agreed that Logan refuses to call her blind al but will call her Althea instead like we all just agreed he is a gentleman

[0-memento-mori-0]

Al will cuss Wade with every cussword she knows in 4 sentences at 7 in the morning over breakfast, then turn to Logan and give that soft gentle old lady "oh thank you for my coffee dear, you're such a doll" sweettalk in the same breath

Logan was in that apartment for 5 minutes and she picked a favorite and it was not her Roommate of nearly 10 years

Al and Logan bond HEAVILY over shit talking wade every second of every day to his face and are so nice and polite to each other, they probably play Scrabble and bridge together or watch old reruns of TV shows from 50 years ago or some shit, they're both old and they both love giving Wade a hard time

Those two are inseparable, Wade made a mistake introducing them, you know I'm right

[cctinsleybaxter]

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Now, this is different- a skeleton sewing machine for your goth or Halloween decor. I couldn't find it on Google, but I have been told that it's been seen at JoAnn Fabrics.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: sewing machine made of bones. Well how did you think necromancers made those cool robes

[colbertt]

[firefox-official]

writing fanfiction is the same as making your barbies kiss

[gate-whore-ade-deactivated20230]

then what would smut be

[firefox-official]

take a guess wiseguy

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[sirfrogsworth]

TIME OUT! I called time out!

[duncebento]

[dogencool]

If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop

[wrenchwenches]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[scottandhiskind]

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

[abigail]

when i got home after the new years celebrations last night, i took off my boots and found this pin stuck in the bottom of one of them,, a good sign for the new year perhaps ? :-) 

[rylandsgrace]

[ladyshinga]

Kids are funny.

I just had a random memory of a friends’ kid when she was about six or seven, when she cornered a couple of us at a get-together and says “wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”

We figured this was, while unusual, a pretty straight-forward conversation starter. “Sure”, we said.

We were NOT prepared. She went on this EPIC storytelling monologue about the restaurant and Italy and the art on the walls and some dramatic story she made up ABOUT the art on the walls. We were enraptured. No idea what was going on but by god we were hooked. At no point does she mention food.

The next week, similar get-together with the same people. Same friend I’m talking to. Same child walks up. “Wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”

But NOW we’re prepared, we’re excited. We’re about to hear some SHIT. We grin in anticipation. “Sure!”

“A salad.”

She walks off, seemingly unaware she just set up the funniest fucking week-long joke my friend and I had ever heard

[bwooom]

its not even blorbo from my shows to me its a guy i know personally. we go bowling on weekends