Dungeons & Dragons & Diners & Drive Ins & Dives @wrenchwenches - Tumblr Blog

Tagging my dnd characters on posts like “that’s blorbo from my games!”

#and now i'll tag them all for easy quick ref #six #trix #vaarik #ghost #nelaya #dina #miki myr #witzke #leanna #yzyth #copper jack #goink #pelis #pelis and goink aren't mine but they have tags

i-will-write

how i sleep knowing i write shitty fiction but at least don’t use chatgpt

greek-orthodox-priest

TI KAVIS, my name is Athena Malakas. I'm a 27 year old american hellenophile (greek culture fan for you foreigners). I drink MASTIXA and eat spanakopita at my SPITI, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior greek passtimes. (unemployment) I train with my BUZUKI every day, this superior instrument can permanently leave the yiayias at my divine liturgy enamored because of its rich tune, and is vastly superior to any other method of pleasing old ladies. I earned my souvlaki grilling license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Greek fluently, both Chicago and New York dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Greek history and their spartan code, which I follow 100% When I get my Greek visa, I am moving to Mykonos to work in an gay bar to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a ephebe for the Spartan Twunk XXX or a sleazy diner owner in Athens for my family members to work at (for no pay!!)! I own several togas, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Greece, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak Greek as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Greece! ZHTO Y ELLADA!

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akashicrecord

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

aflo

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

bethanydelleman

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.