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Keni
almost home
Acquired Stardust
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Three Goblin Art
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
#extradirty
Mike Driver
art blog(derogatory)
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AnasAbdin
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
if i look back, i am lost
@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
izzy's playlists!
Jules of Nature
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@randomitemdrop
As this blog closes in on 5,000 items (compared to published manuals that tend to have a few dozen at most) I worry about things getting repetitive, so I used Perchance.org's randomizer tools to put together an Item Generator! Will you get something amazing? Something useful? Something incomprehensible? Who knows?
Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99
Item: PlayStantula
Item: Vengeance Dust, a cloud of floating red spores that cause creatures that inhale them to become filled with thoughts of revenge for previous wrongs.
Item: strategically arranged garlic suit
A French peach that squeals when touched and shudders when stroked is believed to be part animal and part fruit.
Source details and larger version.
Newsworthy: a collection of weird headlines and book titles.
Item: Squealing Peach. A Squeach, if you will
Started a new ttrpg this week called CY_BORG and ended up rolling a weird punk goth who's obsessed with vapes. So of course I have him a vape shaped like a gun.
When he's not running from debt collectors, he spends most of his day playing video games or streaming his vape reviews. Fun roommate who leaves an olfactory footprint where ever he goes.
BTW what initially started out as a funny D20 chart for weird vape flavors quickly spiraled into a whole booklet of wacky names, flavor profiles, and effects. Now YOU can have a character suck down random smokes like Post Nut Clarity and Toe Bean Baby!
Over 200 flavors!
Alright, guys, settle a bet here.
Howard in Practical Theology says that eating an Olympian or Æsir is cannibalism, but everybody in Applied Genetics and the cafeteria staff disagree strongly.
So-
Is eating a god cannibalism (if done by a human)
Yes, Soylent Zeus is People.
Yes, but that won't stop me.
No, of course not. What are my dipping sauce options?
I always had them pegged as a building material myself.
No, but it should be utilized for pets and livestock feed only.
No, but they gotta be at least 1/3rd animal parts by volume (Pan, etc).
Isn't that what the McRib is? Then what the hell have I been eating?
I just want the results (WARNING: does not absolve hubristic liability)
Clarification: Bread doesn't count, we're talking the full grill master here.
Hope this helps (us)!
Humbert Outreach Liaison, Melinoë Laboratories Ba-Da-Pa-Pa-Pah Ego Amo id!
Item: godburger
Item: tiny pink plastic shield, which I assume is for jousting mousegirl knights with your hand
Item: robot bird that can turn into a scooter
Item: briefcase containing an entire functioning grill
new tinyview exclusive, “bad luck”
Check it out https://tinyview.com/the-other-end/2026/05/07/bad-luck
Item: Unlucky Walrus Paw
Item: Dirtburner
Wait no. Item: Earthscorcher, a more advanced version of weaponry used against the Confederacy during the American Civil War
Item: Heavy Duty Segway
Item: Shadow Peaches
AliExpress find of the day:
Item: fake muscly torso costume to create the appearance of strength
Couldn't get submission to work even on desktop browser, sorry. I give you the "Omega Juicer" (ignore the 'fruit and vegetable')
Oh. Oh my. Oh dear.
tumblr culture
Item: Omega Juicer; once the clamps are locked in place, it can extract every bit of juice out of just about any fruit.
