oops witchcraft 🌛🌝🌜

☽✧.｡.:*･we’re all beings of light･*:.｡..✧☾ Astyr/USA wannabe androgyne. some nsfw content. DO NOT TAG ME IN CHAINMAIL

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my mutuals: say something that i absolutely do not understand me: 💖💘💓❤️💕💓💖💞❤️💘💖❤️💕💓💖💞💖💘❤️💕💘💖❤️💓💞💕💖💖💘💕💖💘💞💞💓💞💕💞💓❤️💘💖💞💕💞💞💕💓❤️💖💘💕💞💘💘❤️💓💕💖💘💓

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This is me at all my weird markiplier milking mutuals!

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YOUR WHAT

[majortvjunkie]

[golai]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[blackmagickbabe]

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren't home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

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AAAAAAHHHH

[frost-strix17]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[blackmagickbabe]

Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?

The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: we need to study

brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((

[lesbianrey]

how is a b*tch supposed to have any motivation when its pitch black at 4pm 😩

[lesbianrey]

me as a child when i don’t understand something: it rly upsets me when things don’t make sense like????? whats going on!

me as an adult when someone says something completely & utterly nonsensical:

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why is my grandma so crunchy

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im gonna ask her about her crunch

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[a-bold-move]

“ronald reagans grave is a gender neutral bathroom” is the most powerful sentence I’ve ever read 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

trickle down economics

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[localboghag]

how your character looks in the character creator vs. how your character looks when you finally get to a cutscene

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you guys wanna see something really good ?

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please show us al

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[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is really good