Hi! Call me Bird, Birdie, Nosy Bird, Birb, 🐦, or any variation thereof; I love nicknames, so have fun with it. They/them.
Do send me asks, but note that I may be slow to answer!! It doesn't mean I didn't receive or didn't like it. please be patient with me <3
This is an 18+ blog where I get to be un-normal about various things. Sometimes that means sticking my beak where it doesn't belong, sometimes that means being horny about taboo subjects, and generally it's a space away from my main social medias where I don't have to worry about judgement or scrutiny.
Current insanity: Minecraft Speedrunning
Previously: Hermitcraft/Life Series
This blog will include: Real Person Fiction, NSFW content, and topics/kinks such as infidelity, incest, noncon, piss, gore, and more. (More detailed list below)
Don't Like, Don't Read — Continue at your own risk.
v Tag Directory v
#squawking: all my yapping
#general nosiness: speculation/theorizing/collecting info
#chicken scratch: my writing
#the collection: catch-all for clips/images/art I want to save
#clippings / #photodump / #chattings: my own posts - for clips; images/screenshots; twitch & minecraft chats
#haterisms: for drama, discourse, & general negativity
#lb: liveblogging
#asks
#favorites
#personal
character tag is #birds-(name) - minus the brackets, ex. #birds-doogile
> uses the name they most commonly go by
> frequently: Doogile, Steez, Edcr, Silverr, Feinberg, Infume
#rpf and #cubitos are used to distinguish cc vs. c (only when relevant)
#partners/spouses: tag for creators' partners who aren't creators themselves
Old system: #c(name) = character; #cc(name) = content creator. all my old Hermitcraft stuff is under these tags.
Kinks will be tagged as they are. I don't use "tw/cw" or "___ kink" tags.
> frequent topics: feederism/weight, furries/hybrids, shame, pain, forcefem, petplay, emeto, gore, intox, incest
#consent things: catch-all for noncon, dubcon, and cnc (are also individually tagged)
> things I DON'T do: daddy/mommy, ageplay, vore, scat, feet, diapers
Feel free to ask my opinions on any kink not listed, I don't judge and I'm open to a lot of stuff. But don't send anything detailed until you know for sure it's something I'm okay with.
Note: I tag my own posts, but rarely tag reblogs. Sorry, I'm lazy :P
silver jerking off thinking about fucking hax and he keeps trying to get the image of hax laying under him flushed and sweaty out of his head because he shouldn’t be thinking about a 19 year old that way and god he’s known him since he was 16 this isn’t okay. hax is like a little brother to him…. hes so small and short and pretty… and funny and awkward and talented.. but so naive and innocent. he barely goes outside he doesn’t drink and he was so lost and cute at LFI and. and fuck he really shouldn’t be thinking about the faces he would make getting his hole stretched for the first time, the noises he would make with another man’s hand on his dick, they way he would squirm when his prostate gets touched…. and before he knows he silver is cumming all over his hand and he’s still got all his clothes on. fuck he’s such a creep.
okay i just posted the sfw version of this on main but holy shit silverhax. this stream feels like either a post sex idea or they are fucking about it afterwards. silver is still sooo gentle with hax but hes getting his confidence to tease him a bit. hax is being a brat. hes egoing and being mean and winning and they are so giggly and happy and. oh god so much talk about how young hax is. only a 4 year difference but they *wont stop bringing it up* and i just know silver feels so guilty about his huge perverted crush on hax. because hax is like his baby, he’s mentored him, hes a role model to him, he’s supposed to protect him and all he can think about is what hax would look like begging to cum.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 24/?
Fandom: MCSR (Minecraft Speedrunning), House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Fulham/Skycrab (Video Blogging RPF), Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
Characters: Lewis Fulham (Video Blogging RPF), Skycrab (Video Blogging RPF), Other Character Tags to Be Added
Additional Tags: Smut, One Shot Collection, Explicit Sexual Content
Series: Part 20 of The HQ
Summary:
“Is this okay?” Fulham asks cheerfully, kneeling on the steps and reaching for the waistband of Skycrab’s shorts.
everybody’s talking “ooh infume’s so scared <3” and “omg he’s whimpering and so small <3” and not enough people are talking about how after infume got up from the floor he said that if he continued playing the backrooms game he’d throw up. why didn’t we as a collective push him to keep playing??? i need him to play an even worse game and get even more scared and ghostie insists that they complete it because they’re right at the end but he gets so sick he gags mic on and forgets to mute before rushing to the bathroom. PLEASE forget to close your bathroom door on the way to the toilet as well tyty
and he sounded SOOO different when he came back… so very obviously nauseous… my dick twitched a little when he started talking. someone needs to get him dry heaving STAT!
Infume sucks in another long breath as he reads the messages. He really just needs someone to talk to and Hax should understand what he’s going through, especially after how Silverr swept him in the last playoffs. But they never just talk, do they?
“i know but we can pretend?”
Infume is sad about his loss after MCSR Worlds. Hax does not help.
daily affirmations: i am allowed to be weird on tumblr. i am allowed to post stuff that makes me seem crazy because it's fun to do that. no one is watching me panopticon style they are just following me normalstyle. i am allowed to be weird on tumblr.
I think a lot about edcr and steez and how they parallel & contrast each other. how they started speedrunning at around the same time, are introduced as a duo in s9 playoffs, two friends who picked each other bc that way at least one of them would get to move on. the 1 seed vs the very last lcq winner— no one expects steez to win, but he does, in a clean 3-0 sweep.
and then edcr continues to qualify with ease, get over his nerves, and win, and win, and win. and steez... doesn't. steez beat edcr once. why can't he do it again? it was an upset, yes; but was it a fluke? was that his one chance in the spotlight? will he ever get it back?
edcr is the darkest thing in any room, yet the world seems to shine itself brighter just for him. meanwhile steez, even with his skin full of color, fades back into the shadows. forever chasing the light edcr lives in.
I recently got myself a collar and seeing as they're one of the most beloved trope in the whump community, I decided to compile some of my findings on what it's like to wear one irl
(It's an actual leather dog collar, so probably what most whump writers envision their whumpees to be wearing)
Just getting grabbed by your collar from behind chokes you, let alone getting pulled back by it. Yes I tested it.
This is not the case from the front however. If anything, it helps alleviate the pressure from around your throat and makes breathing easier.
I wear mine buckled to the third notch for a snug fit, which is rather comfortable. I can still tighten it by one more but then it gets hard to breathe, and one more would be physically impossible.
When it's too tight, you can feel your pulse in your neck where the collar touches the skin.
It's not just the metal parts that are cold to the touch, but the leather as well. It warms up very quickly though!
It's only uncomfortable if the buckle sits right over your throat. It doesn't have to be tight for it to bother me, so I usually shift it a little to the side.
Sleeping in a collar isn't as uncomfortable as you'd imagine. You can even forget it's there after a while
Looking up or down makes your neck strain, and makes the collar feel tighter than it actually is.
doogile handcam streams are actually the end of me. the most recent vod having both mic and handcam is just mmffggh can he just choke me with those hands of his? tell me im taking it well with that voice of his?? can he??? please?????????