[yeahiwasintheshit]

[comparingmeerkats]

[cosmicyeehaw]

absolutely no one:

my villagers in the plaza:

[hellacrossing]

part 6/6 of my album covers for animal crossing!

please request more for me to do!

i’ll post the requests i have tonight/tmrw

oliver tree, brockhampton, brockhampton, hobo johnson, lil peep, lil peep

[tantoknives]

nobody can stop me from making this my main form of artistic expression, animal crossing new horizons has opened my third eye

[sunflower-crossing]

me: throws my 50th piece of bait into the water me:

[waxonoff]

[fairylightsphil]

[depsidase]

[janjas]

WHY DID THIS JUST APPEAR ON MY COMPUTER

[internet]

[stewartofgondorboromir]

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

[metal-stina]

[archdemonsblood]

We don’t say this often enough (though I think most of us know it) but men who can’t write women are bad writers. It doesn’t matter how perfect their pacing is or how many awards they’ve been given by other men. If they have fundamentally misunderstood the nature of 51% of the world’s population, they are bad writers, and nothing they have to say about the human condition could possibly be valuable.

[teaboot]

If a dude can do the research and tell you exactly what breed of goat his 12th century shepherd would have managed on the hills of whereverthefuck then he should be able to find out if breasts ‘swell in excitement’

[closet-keys]

I read a poem the other day where breasts “exploded” what the fuck

[viiperfang]

[ladyloveandjustice]

Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

[nudygoon]