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Bug, 20, They/Them or Its/Its. Hlvrai sideblog. Follows back from cr1tterbug.

[ame0nis]

slopposting but whatever. whats yalls opinion on benrey teeth. me personally im an exaggerated canines benrey truther. nice medium between shark teeth and normal

what yall think benreys teetg look like

SHARK TEETH ARRGG

exaggerated canines (correct/j)

Vampire Tooths

Normal.

secret fifth option (comment/rb)

Voting ended onMay 27, 2025

[crispywisp]

fuck with me

[memorycycle]

*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending*

[hoodiedeer]

[passportguardian]

sorry about this

[meow-moment]

the Benrey monolouge from HLVRAI is ideal because there are so many memorable lines delivered super well but they're all taken from a six minute rant about complete nonsense

[puppycharmz]

the science team, at a cookout

gordon: mr. coolatta, you know you dont have to wear such formal things to this kinda event

gman: oh, I'm in...my casual attire...mr.freeman

gman then pulls up his pants to reveal these bad boys:

edit: I should clarify that YES he is still In his suit and nothing changes besides that

[badlydrawnscienceteam]

[adhdbenry]

okay even ignoring frenrey, you have to admit that benrey coming back into gordon’s life and becoming a second (/third) parent to joshua is very funny in the grand scheme of “doing things to piss gordon off”

[wattse]

[notnights]

A Black Mesa Scientist?

Tommy Coolatta the Black Mesa Scientist!!?!!?

[shrimpkidd]

[nazura]

Rip

[skittle-bug-deactivated20220626]

the good ending

happy pride month

[benryphobic]

fanon gordon: noooo if you kill the cops we're gonna get arrested :(((((

canon gordon: laughs manaically while shooting down a bunch of cops, screaming "GET FUCKED, PIGS"

[benryphobic]

fanon tommy: noooo we can't do anything illegal its baddd *cries*

canon tommy: noooo we can't do anything illegal it's baddd *kills people*

[benryphobic]

fanon bubby: grrrrrrr im so mad and evil *fucking kills yuo*

canon bubby: grrrrr im so mad and evil *gets shot at* AHEEM HEEM

[forgottenhlvraifacts]

When I was trying to record the kill counts from the ACAB stream, I had to give up cause I could not keep track of how many cops get murdered by Gordon. His count went up to like, 800+

[notnights]

Tommy is also willing to do illegal activity/go against his morals if he is given something he deems valuable.

Examples: Passively betraying Gordon for a beyblade. Robbing banks for a [single] tube of mini M&Ms. Losing $20 dollars. (Note how much higher this is compared to Bubby’s money loss limitation for violence; $5 dollars. And Benrey’s; somewhere above $3.)

[benryeatzteeth]

[benryphobic]

fanon gordon: noooo if you kill the cops we're gonna get arrested :(((((

canon gordon: laughs manaically while shooting down a bunch of cops, screaming "GET FUCKED, PIGS"

[benryphobic]

fanon tommy: noooo we can't do anything illegal its baddd *cries*

canon tommy: noooo we can't do anything illegal it's baddd *kills people*

[benryphobic]

fanon bubby: grrrrrrr im so mad and evil *fucking kills yuo*

canon bubby: grrrrr im so mad and evil *gets shot at* AHEEM HEEM

[forgottenhlvraifacts]

When I was trying to record the kill counts from the ACAB stream, I had to give up cause I could not keep track of how many cops get murdered by Gordon. His count went up to like, 800+

[25-to-life-deactivated20220409]

mind you i have no idea what the FUCK this is about so imagine my shock at “ACAB stream” and “800+” murdered cops

[forgottenhlvraifacts]

lmao nice

[wiseseamonster]

‪The behind the scenes videos are delightful

[glitchygutz]

guys i think there's something wrong with my benrey