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HLVRAI sideblog for writing and headcanons and shit i make

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makes a dumb little toonhlvrai theory that makes you want to bury me alive

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The scientists put a tracking collar or something on Frank to see where he goes when he’s not in Black Mesa (He sneaks out like Forzen, but he doesn’t ever sneak back in, he just waits outside until someone lets him in) and they see him head to Aperture Science. Everyone starts joking that he’s a Traitor Cat and that he’s giving Aperture their secrets, totally unaware that thats actually exactly what he’s doing.

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I got motivation sooner than expected but here’s a little doodle of something I mentioned in my last post

( @the-meme-monarch hasn’t made much Cat Forzen content so I will make it myself mua haha)

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Not feeling up to drawing rn but I wanna talk more about Cat Frank so here’s some thoughts and stuff.

First off here’s something I probably should’ve mentioned in the first post because it’s pretty important: Frank isn’t actually a cat, He’s an Aperture Science robot made to spy on Black Mesa!

Because he’s made and programmed by Aperture Science he tends to be a bit of an ass, biting people and chewing up wires, most of the time he actually acts really sweet though.

He also acts a bit differently, instead of seeking out warm spots(that could make him overheat) to nap the scientists always tend to find him in the fridge rooms. No one knows how he gets in there but it ends up being the first place they look when they’re trying to find him.

His programming makes him seek out information, which backfires when he starts watching Irate Gamer with Forzen instead of finding out Black Mesa Secrets.

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it’s the little things in life

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“Don’t need no hooman” 

(via)

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I turned one of my oc’s into a cat bc i was inspired by @the-meme-monarch’s HLVRAI cat au. I’ll almost definitely be talking about/drawing him more but for now here’s some doodles I’ve made so far!

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Pop team epic Benrey....

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AU where Benrey is just a regular guy for most of the series, then he gets possessed by some eldritch ghost or something

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i’m really out here making two separate hlvrai angel au’s and not talking about either of them <3 <3 <3

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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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Benrey, when he's giant: *Holds Gordon gently, like a hammed burger*

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Gordon: if you make the pog face every time I give you a kiss I’m gonna stop kissing you.

Benrey: wow, homophobic

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Mr. Coolatta, after building an entire Dunkin Donuts inside of his house just for Tommy: Here some Dunky Donut because your epic

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Benrey/Gordon Freeman, Kinda - Relationship Characters: Benrey (Half-Life), Gordon Freeman Additional Tags: unreality, Kinda?, this is the first time I’ve posted anything on here just tell me if i need to tag anything please, no beta we die like men, he/they benrey Summary:

Scorpy’s escaping best buy stream but its Benrey, and Gordon shows up to help him out.

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Sloppy lazy doodles ive been working on cause ive fallen in love with the HLVRV askblog by @year2000electronics (starring a Benrey from one of my aus that I’ve never talked about on here 💙)