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skull is fine, any pronouns, traffic smp sideblog, if you think you recognize my art no you dont and if you guessed my main no you didnt, if you see my header you know my bias

[blackskullaltar]

[vyhonella]

[antfartt]

man that yaoi really is doomed.

[wassup-its-e]

DOWN BOY !!!

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[liloinkoink]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

WOE. REALLY STUPID TREEBARK ISEKAI PARODY FIC BE UPON YE. BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE 100S OF WEBTOONS IVE READ LIKE 3 EPISODES OF BEFORE CLOSING. HOW DID THIS END UP 4.6K WORDS. IVE SPENT ALL DAY ON THIS. IM GOING TO LOSE MY LAST MARBLE FOR REAL.

[hn-undercover-9503]

Treebark "DND" au but instead of it being set in a DND universe they're just regular guys playing DND but their characters have the situationship of all time and literally every other person in the campaign is just waiting for them to make out IRL because holy shit dude just get it over with already

[aniisol]

Grian three-ish years ago: hey Ren meet my friend Martyn. he plays fortnite

Ren a couple days ago: Martyn, I cannot bear to think of a universe where our souls are not tied. We're the earth and the moon, pulled into continual and unceasing orbit to one another. In your absence I become a lesser man. I will destroy the fabric of the world to bring you along with me, ignore the rules of the game. You will carry my banner, I will carry your soul.

Grian a couple days ago: hey what the hell

[uhohgottashreep]

thinking about "you don't need to be intimidating to me," "watch your tongue when you're speaking to the king," "my king!", "martyn, are you okay?", "i saw my life flash before my eyes, i saw us among the carrots and i thought i might never see this again," "i've never been more proud of you," "we shall defend ye 'til the end, my friend," "don't touch my king!", "ren, please be careful," "see you on the other side, my lord," "i care about our home, where we forged our friendship," "stay behind me, my lord!", "ren, no! no, no, no, ren! ren, ren, ren, REN!", "you saved me! you just saved me!", "i've been blinded by the violence, my hand. hold me -- hold me," "it was a lovely place," "you're alive, laddie! you're alive! you have no idea how happy i am to see you!", "i will go down with ye hand in hand," "to the grave," "i couldn't have done it without the hand," "get me a shield and i will go to the ends of the earth with you."

[aresonist]

Dinner Is Not Over

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[lordaspen]

dogwarts

[vicprobably]

yes I am implying 3rd life grian is scar's knight. and what about it.

[ooooo-mcyt]

So what do you guys think the best (and worst?) Life Series blunt rotation would be?

[mintdinostuff]

Feel like “best” is probably a matter of personal preference, but as someone who’s done weed before I’ll give my take here for the best:

- Lizzie. She’s chill, she’d stay chill. No drama with Lizzie.

-Bdubs. I think he’d relax a little, he’d probably get the least high and be a trip sitter. Would make sure everyone is hydrated and talk about his horses.

- Impulse. Another decent energy pick. I think he’d get giggly when high. Would give you blankets and sweaters for when sensations feel bad. Also he’s a drummer and music is sick as fuck when you’re high.

- Martyn. Tell me this man hasn’t smoked weed before. He’s more chaotic than the rest, but you do want *some* fun. Martyn is the type to bring snacks, which means you have food for when the munchies hit. Also I want to sit on his lap and get shotgunned smoke and end up making out, but that’s unrelated.

- Cleo. She seems like a chatty kind of high. The vibes are good. She can keep people in line if they get too out of hand.

And nightmare blunt rotation:

- Gem. Gem would go murder mode and start trying to strangle you “for fun.”

- Scott. I think he’d be fine solo, but not as part of a group. He would get so overstimulated.

- Joel. He would get more agressive and antagonize Scott.

- Grian and Scar. DO NOT PUT THESE TWO TOGETHER WHILE HIGH. YOU WILL EXPERIENCE YEARS OF RELATIONSHIP DRAMA OVER THE COURSE OF AN HOUR

- Tango. He will accidentally char that joint to a crisp.

[ooooo-mcyt]

Oh my god Finch that worst one?? You're worried about Scott getting overstimulated in a group and then you put him in this group. Picturing Gem and Joel literally actively trying to literally murder Scott (gem trying to strangle for fun and joel being. joel.) while Grian and Scar scream at each other in the background. Also I like to imagine Tango chars more than the joint and the room is on fire now. Wild. You win the prize for worst nightmare blunt rotation. Horrifying, thanks.

[0asterous0]

Martyn the bus driver AU

he drives the bus

thats it

[ooooo-mcyt]

[theminecraftbee]

you know was thinking about life series cleo and. for all they're frequently portrayed as the Reasonable One on their team. and indeed position themselves as the Reasonable One on their team! we must remember she died like, second, in third life. after losing two lives in a single episode. because on that last life she got bloodlust and decided to go try to stab ren when he still had like, several allies around him,

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#what i'm saying is that while cleo portrays herself as sensible she is lying

[desolationcleo]

[ooooo-mcyt]

Honestly fascinating how much The Lifers dehumanize themselves.

They so often see themselves as monsters, curses, weapons, rabid animals, assets, currency, anything but people.

Lives are currency, bodies are only as important as they are useful, every word they speak, every breath they breathe, they think of themselves in bargaining power and viability and use.

They cut off parts of themselves, it's okay, it won't be permanent. They push down their feelings and desires, because honoring them won't get you anywhere. They die. They wake up again.

Something puppets them, strings that can't be cut. There is no agency in this place, they are always on stage.

Something opens its mouth to devour them. They are livestock off to slaughter, their very emotions cuts of meat.

Something won't let them leave, traps them behind invisible glass. Bug taxidermy, butterfly wings pinned to a wall.

There's something inherently dehumanizing in the mere concept of the games. There is no end, there is no way out, there is no choice. You will kill, and you will bleed, and you will die, and They will feast on your performance, and you will wake up to kill again.

How can you keep seeing yourself fully as a person through that? How can you not start to look in the mirror and see a sharpened blade made for killing, or a puppet dancing on stage, or butterfly wings pinned to the wall, or livestock to slaughter?

This world is one that poisons the mind, destroys the body, and steals the soul.

[ooooo-mcyt]

Sooo normal about Martyn Inthelittlewood

Will he actively stab his allies in the back? Yes. Will he maim anyone who tries to take them away from him? Yes. Will he hurt people in unforgivable ways without even thinking about apologizing? Yes. Will he also sometimes distance himself from those actions in a way that indicates a surprising amount of guilt? Yes. Will he respond with immense hostility any implication that he belongs to anyone? Yes. Will he make shows of immense devotion toward the people around him anyways? Yes. Will he leave first? Yes. Will it still hurt when he sees someone 'move on' from him? Yes.

I want to study him, guys, I want this man under a microscope, Martyn has such a complicated relationship with love and devotion and betrayal and self preservation and agency and possession and he makes me insane.