WRONG. WRONG.

I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas, Jon.

[vintage-tigre]

Lunchbox already knew you were going to reblog it

[calocera]

[triangleguy]

my sister found a movie on the roku called "slappy and the stinkers" and we're all watching it and this made me laugh so hard i had to make an edit

[triangleguy]

she just made this😭

[wizardarchetypes]

I just looked up the plot for this movie bc I somehow missed it as a kid.

????????????????

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[crlsgif]

happy LGBTAIQ+ pride month

[gotterhag]

OFFICIAL PRIDE MONTH 2026 VIDEO

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[barstoolblues]

one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[kuuuuuro]

i haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute. did markiplier fuck ryan gosling?

[orcboxer]

A grinch? *takes a long pull from a whiskey bottle* Yeah, I killed one. Found it in an alley, matted fur, bloodshot eyes, had a dead who in its jaws. Poor fucker had tried to touch it with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. Shoulda been forty. *takes another long drink, slams the bottle down* Held its throat shut till its limbs stopped thrashing. Saw the light fade from its eyes. Didn't even realize till it was over the damn thing took one of my fingers. After that, I swore to myself, I was done. Threw my who-hatchet in the lake...

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fatherkrasmazov]

[sandmandaddy69]

[daydreamycrustacean]

[memorycycle]

https://www.blutonews.org/article/52743

bluto turned into a seal

feb 2024

he was like cute. he was like watching olive oyl was doing samba and he was like hooying and hollering . bluto climbed a pillar and he started clapping and he fell off onto a table and he was like clapping and hooting and hollering and a passing waiter dropped a fish in his mouth and he stopped clapping because it was yucky. that was all that happened

[glavilio]

furry adoptable characters. high value closed species. lotta money in this shit

[haikumaker]

Mr Peanut stalking someone in midtown Manhattan, 1972