WRONG. WRONG.

I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas, Jon.

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[apas-95]

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

[despazito]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

[akashicrecord]

"Yummy taste?" I say as I lean over and stick my finger in your $25 bowl of soup

[kissmychainsaw]

[peteneems]

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[parkchanwoohoo]

[boxheadpaint]

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

[boxheadpaint]

[spidermanifested]

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

[parkchanwoohoo]

[swagophile]

[USER WAS GIVEN A BIG SPIRAL LOLLIPOP AND A SHINY NEW QUARTER FOR THIS POST]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

The Pjackk Ghost Blog, one of the most haunted blogs on Tumblr. Established in 2022, the Pjackk Ghost Blog, known only as "pjackk" at the time, was once a blog teeming with interaction. It now sits abandoned after the mysterious disappearance of its host. After a series of unexplained reblogs and phantom post sightings, Tumblr users claim that there is some sort of spirit or entity attached to the blog. Tonight, we're gonna be locked down from dusk til dawn, attempting to capture evidence of the alleged "Spirit of Prototype Jack," this time on Ghost Adventures.

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[son-of-drogo]

I hate this site so much.

[omegaversereloaded]

Smoking my clown and/or my beetle