[blacksmithfluffy]

First day as a contractor

“Yeeh. You need copper pipes. Trust me, totally worth the cost and lasting. You know, In my past life, I burned down a manor just like this..”

“Tsk..Killed alot of people...” 

[inboxideas]

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child.

[pantheonwastaken]

[ageekywriter]

(Bonus points if you drop subtle hints at who the other parent was.)

[scarletsasss]

destroy me with the feels pleeeeeeeze

[naturally--wild-blog]

[blacksmithfluffy]

"Question! If we have six people and we divide hem in two, what does that make?"

'Three?'

"Nope. It makes you an accomplice to murder, I suggest you start running."

[blacksmithfluffy]

"Yes hello."

"It's time to go clothing shopping."

[blacksmithfluffy]

askelise replied to your post:"What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger." ...

licks lips

"I see where you're getting at. But CAN WE ATLEAST try to be friends?"

[blacksmithfluffy]

"What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger."

"Except for spiders."

"Spiders will kill you."

[blacksmithfluffy]

"Okay- Who stabbed me? Feels like there's a blade in my back."

[enchanternova]

blacksmithfluffy replied to your photo: “because where else would you gather gemstones? Also that light is his…”:

"NICE PURSE! Can we go now?"

"Here take it. Put your muscles to use, these rocks are fucking heavy."

[blacksmithfluffy]

Stares down at the OBVIOUSLY girly bag, though, being a tad surprised how many damn rocks that thing can hold. Snatching it from Noah's hands as he strapped it around his back. Muttering out enough profanity in his native tongue, followed by a groan of boredom . "Yeah- You like the muscles, I'm sure of it." Followed by a flexing of his arms, which was easy due to the tanktop he was wearing.

Being interrupted by a glowing figure in the distance, squinting his eyes and he pointed off at it. "Eh- Think I see one of those wraiths you were crying about getting attacked by- Give me a minute, niño bonito. I'm gonna go beat it up."

[blacksmithfluffy]

"Baaah, I'm a bit hungry."

[sixpenceee]

Huacachina is a tiny town in southern Peru, an hour away from the Pacific coast. The town is a collection of resorts and restaurants around a blue-green laguna surrounded by huge sand dunes. One can sand board there and ride in a four-wheel-drive dune buggy. 

Legend claims every year a mermaid living in the laguna takes one man.The legend stems from the yearly drownings. People speculate that the cause of the frequent drownings is swimmers muscles cramp when the warm water on the top of the oasis mixes with cooler water below. (Source) 

[blacksmithfluffy]

"Right. I forgot I need to hand out gifts."

Looking over his rather short list of scribbled names as if a first grader wrote them. 

"He gets a knife, That guy also gets a knife.. Oh. Her.. She gets a sword."

"Von also gets a knife.. But with 'I'm a little bitch' on the sheath, highly doubt anyone can understand the markings."

[blacksmithfluffy]

"I swear, I'll pistol whip the next guy that comes up to my door wearing some big red outfit and tries to hand me some box."

[blacksmithfluffy]

"People tend to say: 'I bet Shurima can't be that hot!'"

"Those are the same people who spend about two minutes down there before claiming it's 'STANDING ON THE SUN' or 'This land should not exist! It is a monument to human kinds arrogance.'"

"Wimps."

[blacksmithfluffy]

"What's the point of inviting me to these fancy snowdown parties? I was promised spaghetti."

"There was none to be found."

[blacksmithfluffy]

"Well, It seems I need a new job. That, or just something part time."

[blacksmithfluffy]

  "Mainly because I haven’t eaten anything in days, and the fact whoever grilled this steak didn’t even study what one was, or how to cook it, and maybe perhaps I’m basically out of work due to the you know. Institute shutting down."

"Fuck it, eggs and bacon will do."

[bounty-hunter-von-archived]

Von gave a small smirk, “Eggs and bacon should at least help in your hunger if nothing else.  Though what the hell happened to have you starvin’ for days at a time?”

[blacksmithfluffy]

"I'm one to easily get bored when I'm not working, mainly because working and intense hibernation is the only two things I know. So, I tend to fall asleep for days on end and fail to remember that eating is a thing."

"There you have it, and since I have little work."