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guy eats complete shit off a building's aerial (Superman, 2025)

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How are you not seeing this man?

"Smoke/Stack is hot." Yes.

"Remmick is hot." OK, sure.

"Bo Chow is hot." No argument there.

I'll raise you Smoke/Stack/Remmick/Bo, even throw in Cornbread, and raise you Chayton, played by Nathaniel Arcand.

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Sexy voice, handsome as hell, wonderful manners even when his patience is pressed, and badass. That commanding wave to his posse, omg.

The man did this to a fucking vampire.

He gave a vamp a freakin black eye and cut lip. Remmick was literally running for his life from him. Chayton was ready to go into that house and beat the everlovin' eternal shit out of a vampire before finally killing him.

GOD this man is hot.

mr-misfortune

Oh my glorious glorious mirror ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ ˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 .

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amalgamate-exe

The day I get a boyfriend I win.

The day I get a boyfriend who has a similar vibe to Clark Kent? I hit the mother fucking lottery

purpleblch

Hiii hello hi Amir (๑❛ᴗ❛๑)

grishaxverse

FUCK THIS GUY

yejifire

Dae-ho fans thinking they were gonna get an exploration of ptsd flashbacks only for Dae-ho to have a complete personality transplant and admit he lied about being in the marines

Hyun-ju fans thinking they were gonna get a bunch more badass scenes with her only for her to get killed off in episode 2 by the worst character ever

Jun-ho fans thinking he was actually going to be allowed to shine and impact the plot in a tangible way this time only for the writers to pull yet another "you could take him out of the show and the plot wouldn't really change"

Hwang brothers fans thinking they were going to get the reunion they were all waiting for only for Jun-ho to shout a few words at In-ho from a considerable distance away and then nothing more

Inhun / 457 fans anticipating the big reveal of who In-ho really is to Gi-hun only for it to last two minutes, with Gi-hun never finding out In-ho's true identity as Jun-ho's brother, no exploration into why In-ho became the front man, etc

Gi-hun fans thinking he would survive because surely after all he's been through he'll be allowed to live only for... yeah

emmetharvey-kl

bringing my tumblr back to life for CONCLAVE ffs

ankle-beez

not to shit on zack snyder again but it's really funny that he tried to make a big, grand, complex moral quandary on where superman should stand when he saves people around the world and then james gunn is like "he wants to do it because he thinks it's the right thing to do". sometimes going simpler means you get to the crux of what the character is all about much more efficiently. like wow it's really that easy

adeptune01

I have to resurrect my tumblr from the dead for my thoughts on the new Superman movie:

THIS WAS AN AMAZING MOVIE. THAT WAS SUPERMAN.

He’s corny, he’s midwestern, he’s a nerd and everyone kind of bullies him for it. He says things like “what the hay dude” or “I’m punk rock- I’m totally punk” completely seriously. He takes several extra precious seconds to save a squirrel. He’s ready to fly headfirst into danger to save his dog because the dog’s probably “scared and all alone” even though it’s not a particularly good dog all the time. He loves his parents. He has bad band posters hanging in his childhood bedroom. He takes the time to calm a lady on a rooftop in the middle of a fight. He cares.

As for the actual plot- it’s really difficult to make a Superman movie feel high stakes, especially while trying to keep it real. In the comics Superman gets into situations it would be nearly impossible to show on screen, like fighting in front of a black hole, but somehow this movie makes it work. James Gunn tapped into his experience making Guardians of the Galaxy and it shows in the best way possible. You find yourself wondering how in the world Superman is going to win- and that’s what makes this such an amazing superhero movie.

Superman’s true weakness isn’t kryptonite, it’s thinking and planning ahead. All the villains that beat him in the comics match his brawn, but have the brains to get an edge and have better fight strategy. All superman knows is that “people were going to die” and since he’s such an unbelievably GOOD guy, that’s all that matters to him. We saw it when the “justice gang” was helping him fight the alien monster and we saw it in Louis’s interview. When you have a superhero with barely any weaknesses, you need something more than the threat of losing a fight to make him interesting.

Now for Lex- no notes. He was brilliantly written. It can be difficult to take his character seriously, but that speech at the end where he was screaming to be recognized because, to him, humanity’s ability to overcome odds and achieve through innovation is critical and Superman’s existence risks overshadowing that? That was deadly serious.

Last serious note- I’m glad they kept it political. The United States government being scared of an alien and the threat of invasion despite the fact that Superman has done nothing but help them? A billionaire approaching the government to encourage foreign intervention because it will allow him to profit? A foreign power that the U.S. is officially allied to even though everyone knows they’ve committed horrible war crimes but nobody actually KNOWS that and the smaller neighbor they’re threatening to wipe out in order to “free” them from an oppressive regime? Superman declaring that he’s just like everyone else, that he’s human too and that’s his greatest strength? The idea of radical love? Yeah.

FINAL NOTE: I think that a scene from this movie sums up what I got from it very well. It’s when Louis is talking about how Clark isn’t punk rock. She said that he trusts everyone he’s ever met and he thinks that everyone is beautiful. And he responds: “isn’t that punk rock.” He’s right. It is. And that’s Superman.

Anyways…good movie. Go watch it.