Bladeborne Sorcerer

This is both an ask and RP blog for my Touhou OCs and some canon 2hus. PLEASE read the bios. I have a second blog at " https://kingofthefriends.tumblr.com " and a third at "https://flawlessandmonochrome.tumblr.com" [Ran icons used in RPs are made by indigokitsune.] [M!A] Aura: NONE Holly: NONE Yukari: NONE Ran: NONE

[bladxbornx]

So the few people that actually pay attention to this blog might notice I’ve been putting out very little content for the past...year. Don’t worry, I’m disappointed in me, too. But the combination of low motivation and general lethargy has been absolutely killing me. I’m not going to be deleting any of my blogs, but I think that people should know what’s going on.

[bladxbornx]

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Fifteen years.

A decade and a half I've been on this hell site. Trying to find a place for myself was so much easier back then. Or at least that's how it felt. Now I feel abandoned. I try to start new threads, my partner drops them. Meanwhile, people who have me blocked for no other reason than assuming I'm "cringe" are constantly moving plots forward. Moving the world forward. And I'm always left behind.

Someone tell me what my crime is. What my sin is. What reason is there to persecute my existence. I cannot see through another person's eyes or think their thoughts.

[bladxbornx]

tfw you have a million* really cool ideas for OCs and plots, but nobody really gives a shit so you just sit there like

[bladxbornx]

While I don't plan on jumping on the Uma bandwagon any time soon, I am aware that my dash has been gripped with the trend of having their muses become trainers. So here's my little headcanon on what Aura'd be like as one.

Assuming this is THE Aura Arondight and not some weird Uma-verse Aura without magic, our resident sword themed sorcerer would likely be a divisive choice for two main reasons, first of them being him being largely immune to uma tomfoolery. This means that any uma like Gold Ship, Agnes Tachyon, and Still in Love would be absolutely miserable with Aura as their trainer with perfectly dodged victory drop kicks, complete avoidance of becoming an unwilling test subject, and being given the runaround when there's an "episode".

That last point leads into the second reason, being that Aura would train with the umas. Yes, with them. As in doing the same exercises and keeping up. Depending on the uma, they will either be driven to improve themselves more, be freaked out that a human is capable of the same feats, or may form some sort of complex.

Now, this seems like Aura'd be a terrible choice with no redeeming qualities, but there actually is one. Whether by accident or not, umas that train with Aura unconsciously learn his chi based sorcery, particularly physical enhancements, and see bigger returns on their training as a result.

[bladxbornx]

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>Be me >Tumblr rp vet of 15~ years >Been in a months long slump >Want to write but no energy + feeling generally irrelevant >Sees blog I've been following with similar feelings of irrelevancy >"They're just like me fr" >Try to earnestly connect over shared feelings of irrelevancy >Find out they deleted the comment the very same day >mfw

[bladxbornx]

“Trick or treat. I’m The Crocodile Hunter!” Kaban dressed in Steve Irwin’s famous khaki t-shirt and shorts holds out a small bag to Aura.

"I hope you'll be less hands on with the wildlife than he was."

And Kaban gets some White Rabbit candies.

[the-safari-bag-girls-menagerie]

"Kaban! Sorry, meant to check in on you way sooner, but time really got away from me. Did you remember my assignment to you?" - Aura

“Oh Aura-San it’s been a little bit. Ah. An assignment? The last thing I remember us talking about was combat and self defense, but I can’t remember if you gave me any homework. I’m sorry… I’ve been busy with guide work… I’ll have to introduce you to Caracal-San sometime… but I have some time now. What’s the assignment?” Kaban replies with an embarrassed smile. She was however excited to hear what kind of adventure Aura would send her on.

[bladxbornx]

"Really, Kaban? I know it was some few months ago, but I would think it'd stick out with how odd part of it was. I told you to study under hunters and incorporate their styles into your own as well as study mechanical physics. Can't really teach you the next part if you haven't got the confidence to wield that toy sword I gave you...You...do still have that, right?"

[jadedaceofspades]

{P.S.; if you do have "friendship decay" and you want to talk about it, make your own post. I don't want to see that on my post. Thnx.}

[bladxbornx]

"Oh, right, Fourth of July..."

"Maybe I...have been in Gensokyo for too long..."

[bladxbornx]

"I can see why everyone assumes the prize is cash, but she never specified. It could be ten million of anything."

[bladxbornx]

"Another swimsuit contest?"

"Too bad mun isn't an artist."

Trust me, nobody loathes that fact more than I do.

"Wait, were you seriously considering entering?"

"Why not? I think I'd be a strong hypothetical contender."

[the-safari-bag-girls-menagerie]

“Are you going to enter the tourist Aura-San?” Kaban was curious since he’d probably be the only human competing.

[bladxbornx]

"Not quite sure. I'd probably get an icy reception, anyway."

[bladxbornx]

"Fighting tournament, huh..."

[the-safari-bag-girls-menagerie]

@bladxbornx said "No, she has a point. Magic and science have more in common than you might first think." - Aura

“I have to admit I don’t know much about magic, but for something to really be a magical power Aura-San doesn’t it have different enough from scientific fields like hypnosis or applied mathematics? If magic is just what the viewer can’t explain I could claim to be a witch myself.”

[bladxbornx]

"And sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Without understanding the principles behind flight, the very idea of aircraft would seem like sorcery. Magic isn't some incomprehensible force. If it were, there wouldn't be so many different classifications. The study of magic is one of the earliest forms of science, the goal of which is to figure out how the world around us works. Different method, same end."

"Besides, there's a shut-in witch back where I'm from that doesn't see the difference. She has an entire section of her library dedicated to the sciences with texts as modern as the 80's. And she has about a thousand years of magical expertise more than I do."

[bladxbornx]

"Hm...yeah, just like I thought..."

The results of multiple tests are strewn over the table, a mix of the medical and biological sciences as well as esoteric spiritual and arcane methods and their results. And they're all pointing to one fact...

"So we really have been aging more slowly."

"Makes sense, really. Our 'wuxia lite' lifestyle would naturally have us cultivating our chi to some extent. It'd be unusual to not see some of the same effects."

"But what do we do now? And later when our time is supposed to be up? I doubt the yama wants more earthbound hermits running around."

"Do what we do best, Holly."

"You haven't thought this through at all, have you."

"Give me a break, it's not every day I have to come up with a solid plan decades in advance. So many things can change in that time."

[paradise-in-k4]

“GYOZA GYOZA! …what’s a gyoza?”

It sounds like meat. She likes that.

[bladxbornx]

"A dumpling typically stuffed with minced pork, fried till golden on the bottom then steamed to cook it all the way through. Surprised you've never heard of them, they're really common."

[bladxbornx]

So, how was it.

"God damn awful. I've got cricks in places I didn't think could get cricks!"