[angelhive]

they dont know im almost done stacking all the concepts in the world on top of each other

[merismo]

Unidentified protist. Quite the hyper one. 

[halodite]

unrestrained summer fun

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well i misread that

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[cleaningouttherooms]

its wild the degree to which people talk about reading and eating in similar terms - the concept of a "reading diet", of "media consumption", the idea of certain stories as "empty calories" or "fast food" and some as "eating your vegetables", the moralization of both as personal failings, the framing of health with the specter of degeneration if not complied with... the idea that there are things that are sensorily pleasant and that you find yourself craving, and there are things that sustain you, and those are not the same things. the framing of literacy as reading the correct way and taking away the correct meaning from a text. according to nutritional guidelines

[kerryweaverlesbian]

I HAVE CRAWLED FURTHER INTO THE VCR.

It's the 31st for me lads so let's fucking go!! I humbly and excitedly present for @castielsprostate 's 1k event, my masterpiece: A 2k word Castiel/VCR Vore fic.

A collection of snippets:

He ran his thumbs around the opening flap to the VCR, feeling out its generous give. This machine was an object of power. It translated vision to vision, thought to thought, a brain-brain connection that slid daintily past the hard brick wall of imagination. The creation of worlds; no longer the arrogant privilege of a God. On the first day, the Director of Cinematography said Let There Be Light, and there was light. And it was Good.

He pressed further in. At a certain threshold, the VCR rejoiced at finding its fleshy tape, and it thrummed excitedly around his fingers. Small wheels encouraged Castiel deeper, and who is he to deny its request? He only got as far as the third segment of his middle finger when he encountered resistance for the first time. The back wall of the tape compartment. He could sense the mechanisms behind it quivering and spinning, but the restraints of the physical plane prevented him from going any further. Or, they would have. If he was human.

[DEAN, PUT YOUR DICK IN THE VCR MACHINE].

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Plus, bonus:

[oedipalrivalry]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[camtot]

🍊🍊

[markovchaingang]

every farming game is either called sunshine ranch and it's about a guy with a lot of free time and a concept of a farm that's more akin to a petting zoo or it's called mass industrial agriculture farming tycoon simulator and it's basically a spreadsheet where you get to drive a tractor and look at pngs of a corn monoculture

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson with Larray, Inde Navarette, Yasmin Wijnaldum, and Quen Blackwell (via larray)

[karvina]

[dogposts]

Little Rosie wanted to get up on the bed with her owners, so they built her a puppy ramp. (via)

[tothechaos]

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

[tothechaos]

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

[mushbeast]

baltimore oriole with their favourite snack

[campmiasmas]

Why don't you kiss my ass, killer.

DAVID JONSSON as PETE McVRIES THE LONG WALK (2025) dir. Francis Lawrence

[20thcenturywomen2016]

They ask you what it felt like to be 19 years old in March 2020 watching Gerri sexually degrade Roman through a bathroom door on the best television show of all time off a 25 mg edible and you tell them not everything feels like something else