No but really hope u all remember to have water today !!!!
I never touch the stuff, fish shit in it.
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No but really hope u all remember to have water today !!!!
I never touch the stuff, fish shit in it.
Professor X ask a girl, āso, whatās your mutant powerā?
Girl: āI can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!ā
Professor X: āoh really?ā
Girl [points up]: ā 2 pullsā
Professor X: [stands up and pulls twice] ānot bad kid, but not a powerā.
Girl: āIm kidding, i can heal paraplegicsā
Professor x: [still standing] āHOLY SHITā
Why the FUCK would I care what that bitch has to say, Tumblr?
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Except less racism
Guess who just made a working tic tac toe program without needing to store a single boardstate, play a single practice game to train it, and all in just a few hundred lines of c++ code!
Now I can start thinking of an effective way to make it into a functioning tic tac toe-bot!
Seriously, it went from potentially thousands and thousands of lines of complicated interwoven lines of code with a huge text file needed to store all the data to 462 lines of code enacting 5 simple rules I'm so happy.
Guess who just made a working tic tac toe program without needing to store a single boardstate, play a single practice game to train it, and all in just a few hundred lines of c++ code!
Now I can start thinking of an effective way to make it into a functioning tic tac toe-bot!
Hello sir beautiful genius! I just whould like to ask... When Gabriel meets Aziraphale at the shushi place and Gabriel does say he does not wish to eat something like this... Does Gabriel does not consume anything at all or he does eat or drink if he wishes but only the greatest and purest foods and drinks that he thinks are worthy eating or drinking ?
He doesnāt eat or drink material things.
Yeah but like, that doesn't mean he doesn't eat or drink anything right? For example, there's a scene in The Good Place where it looks like there some demons doing lines of cocaine, only to reveal they're actually snorting time. Like, the concept of time.
So maybe there's a heaven cafe where Gabriel goes and has a nice cup of Iced Gratitude or something.
I know the two series are vastly different but the way that answer was phrased made me think of how in The Good Place there are a few instances of afterlife people consuming abstract concepts like food.
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After my remarkably smooth shift tonight the GM asked to see me in his office. As Iāve been spending considerable time in there lately, I feel right at home.
Somebody told him that most of his experienced and/or good servers are looking for other jobs. He wanted somebody who would give him the unvarnished truth about it because heās fucked if he sticks with all these new hire assholes and heās finally had a clue form in his thick walrus skull.
I ask him if heās 100% sure he really wants this answer.
He says heās 100% sure he really wants this answer.
He did not want this answer.
I was honest with him. I told him that the problems start with him - his bullshit campaign to make all his good people do everything while these fuckoffs stand around doing nothing has made us all (even me, having been there a whopping few months) decide itās not worth the hassle.Ā
He starts to argue with me. I let him know Iām not there to argue, I donāt speak for the rest of the staff, and itās not worth the stress to fight with him.
He settles back intoĀ āextreme blood pressureā mode and asks what the other problems are.Ā
Maybe, just maybe, it could have something to do with new hires that canāt take a table bigger than 4 because theyāre incompetent and do nothing other than stand around. Just MAYBE.Ā
He tries to convince me the experienced people should be guiding them to get better. He has no answer when I tell him they simply donāt listen to us. They know he covers for them so they do what they want. I tell him heād be further ahead to hire a couple bussers and a couple food runners and let the servers just have 12+ table sections.Ā
Again he starts arguing the point with me.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW OR NOT?
I remind him that weāve had a flood of customer complaints about these people. I remind him that he canāt afford to lose all his experienced people, and that I really just donāt care what he does because if things donāt improve Iāll be gone soon anyway. When asked what Iād do if he just told me not to come back I laughed and told him I have an interview next week anyway.
Now apparently anybody who gives 2 weeks is just gonna be told not to bother. It doesnāt solve a damn thing. He knows heās just being petty, and says he wants me to be part of the solution.
The solution starts with him. He has to let these new shitheads know they actually have to do shit other than standing around. I donāt make any more money running around doing the work of 5 people so why would I keep doing it if the restaurant next door doesnāt ask it?
Iām a long way from an ideal employee, and certainly not the planetās best server. But Iāll be damned if I donāt know where the shit starts here.
He says heāll think about what Iāve said. I figure itās far more likely heās going to go home and eat a 20 piece KFC bucket, fall asleep on his sofa, and do next to nothing. Apparently heās spoken with several other people about the same thing. If what they tell me is to be believed, most of them said the same things as me - just probably nicer.
At this point, heās gonna be fucked when all these new hires go back to school in September. I may go eat there then, just to call corporate and bitch. -J
There is something about some managers that cause this exact conversation no matter the field.
"what's the problem here?"
"this"
"don't be ridiculous"
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