Zero to Hero to . . . ???

I'm Blake, sometimes AKA The Blakester! I'm a 21 year old technology geek and a film/media major at Oakvale University! I also like LARPing, video and tabletop games, lots of other things, and probably...you!You might recognize me from Youtube (where I started my channel vlogging my journey to becoming Homecoming King my senior year of high school in a series called "Zero to Hero" and now it's my job to post content every week), from that time I modeled for Calvin Klein, or as one of the co-hosts of a segment on Oakvale's campus radio station... Just kidding! You can't recognize my face on the radio! :P But you CAN hear my voice on 97.5 talking about lots of stuff, from pop culture to life hacks, and taking calls with my best friend and fellow nerd, Avery. So check it out, call in to talk to us, and have an awesome day!

[blakemueller2]

I'm Blake, sometimes AKA The Blakester! I'm a 21 year old technology geek and a film/media major at...

Hey guys, my old blog was flagged as “explicit” for some reason, which is super weird! I dunno if it was hacked or something or maybe Tumblr found my Calvin Klein modelling and thought it was too nsfw but I tried to fix it...and it wouldn't let me edit anything, they won’t even let me upload an icon! :( It also wouldn't show any posts that were flagged soooo... I just remade! 

Click the link to find my new blog!

[blakemueller2]

Text: Lor ⌁ Blake

Lor: Well, the universe certainly does work in mysterious ways!

Lor: I greatly appreciate this, Blake.

Blake: It's my pleasure. I'm excited and I promise you a great time!!!

[luringrock]

luringrock I don’t presume to understand all of Blake’s hobbies, or his particular flair for less-than-accurate historical costuming, but he insists this photo of us from the summer is “insta worthy”.

[blakemueller2]

bmueller I guess this just sums up a LOT of my fantasies then. ;-P

[blakemueller2]

TEXT: Sir Blakeselot ⌁ Averator

Avery: Ok, ok, I know some people who still work there we could stay with, maybe we can do a Christmas break trip?

Avery: You know an ulterior motive might have nothing to do with you right? Like, maybe they want to make someone jealous?

Sir Blakeselot: YES!!! Disney!!! Christmas Disney!!!!!!! *like a billion emoji*

Sir Blakeselot: Fair point but based on our recent texts I'm pretty sure that's not what she meant

[blakemueller2]

Text: Lor ⌁ Blake

Lor: Blake, I must say, I've greatly enjoyed the time we've spent together recently, but I must be frank. I believe you are truly a special individual, and I mean special in a more cosmic scheme than one of personal opinion.

Lor: However, I also must confess that I do have an ulterior motive. I also must urge you do not question my intentions, and remember that above all, I believe in your universal importance.

Lor: Due to the nobility of your heart and relative accomplishments, I assume you have received an invitation to Oakvale's approximation of the royal wedding.

Lor: I hope to be your escort.

Blake: Wow, I would be most honored to attend the wedding with you, my fair lady! And hey, don't worry about your ulterior motive... I've really been enjoying our time together too, and I actually wanted to ask you to go with me. So our ulterior motives sync up. Must be the cosmic scheme, right? :P

[blakemueller2]

TEXT: Sir Blakeselot ⌁ Averator

Avery: I have boundless imagination and feelings! I did the Disney College Program, dammit.

Avery: I dunno Blake, does it seem like they have some sort of ulterior motive?

Sir Blakeselot: That's the Avery I know and love!

Sir Blakeselot: Dude. We still have to plan a Disney trip btw...

Sir Blakeselot: And I don't know what kind of ulterior motive they could have?!! There's nothing! I do feel like I'm under some kind of spell but... still no explanation for that beyond beautiful people making me all wobbly-kneed and stuff.

[blakemueller2]

TEXT: Sir Blakeselot ⌁ Averator

Avery: Blake, I'm pretty sure you tell me every lady you meet is beautiful. This sounds more like a weird fortune teller scam than fantasy romcom but live your life my dude.

Avery: Of COURSE you're still Sir Blakesalot. It's hilarious and I'm WAY too lazy to change it.

Avery: But my robot name is Averator.

Sir Blakeselot: Well...every lady I meet IS beautiful though!

Sir Blakeselot: She wasn't a fortune teller!...I don't think...?? She's just into some spiritual stuff and history and all that. Besides, she's gonna do a video with me all about it and maybe that'll explain it all a bit better.

Sir Blakeselot: By the way, we are gonna have to reprogram you a little, Averator, and decrease your skepticism meter a little. You're kinda contributing to robot stereotypes with your lack of imagination and feelings... :P

Sir Blakeselot: But just for reference... How do you tell if someone's just a fortune teller scamming you?

[blakemueller2]

luringrock‌:

“It’s… quaint. It definitely has its charm.”

“Honestly, I don’t watch much Youtube, but I’m fascinated. I’ll definitely check out your videos if they’re as interesting and engaging as you are in person. If you’re particularly interested in past lives, I have some experience with regressions. Maybe that’d be an interesting video in and of itself. I’d love to make an appearance on your channel. I think our dynamics and energies mesh so well.”

“Really? I would love to do a video with you! When do you wanna meet up? Are you free this weekend? We can get together and plan and film whenever you’re free, cos making a video would be super duper awesome and fun. And hey, since you’re into studying ancient history and all that, maybe you’d wanna come LARPing with my friends and I sometime? It’s a lot of fun and kind of like stepping right into history! You get to dress up and roleplay and pretend you’re someone from another time. We usually go with medieval fantasy sort of stuff but we’ve considered branching out, too.”

[blakemueller2]

TEXT: Sir Blakeselot ⌁ Avery

Sir Blakeselot: 1) I think I'm in a movie or something. Like... a romcom.

Sir Blakeselot: ...But a scifi fantasy romcom where there's maybe magic and time travel going on and intertwining fates and all that...

Sir Blakeselot: BECAUSE... I met a beautiful lady a while ago (remember when I met that beautiful lady? I swear I mentioned her because like...she was so beautiful) and just ran into her again and she says she feels like she knows me from somewhere else because she feels so "deeply" and "intensely" drawn to me... So like... Fantasy Romcom, right?

Sir Blakeselot: 2) You still need a good nickname in my phone. All I can come up with is "A-Very Powerful Cleric" or something... Am I still Sir Blakeselot in yours? I'm not sure about the ring to it, I mean I liked it when I edited it in but now it's kinda meh...

[luringrock]

“So sorry to bother you, but I’ve been sitting over there for a while now and can’t seem to place where it is I know you from. I’m sure we met briefly when I first arrived here, but I can’t help but feel your face is more familiar than that. My apologies if this comes across as forward, you see I am deeply, intensely drawn to others with such strong personalities and finding such companions has been such a rarity here.”

[blakemueller2]

“I mean, I remember you from when we met before and you left an impression on me then but I can’t say I remember any past lives or anything like that, as cool as that sounds––and trust me, I have definitely tried remembering my past lives before... Maybe you’ve watched my Youtube videos before and recognize me from there? Or hey, maybe us meeting really is just fate or something.

... How are you liking Oakvale now that you’ve settled in? It’s the best, right?”

[blakemueller2]

Text @ Blake

Avery: Yes, DEFINITELY, to Conrad being way hotter. But like, define Pokemon being a turn on? Like, are you asking if I'm a secret furry?

The Blakester: No! Wait... Maybe...? I wasn't, but now I maybe am...

The Blakester: Hey, no judgement here. If you're a furry, you don't have to keep it a secret! Don't forget that person from Youtube sent me fanmail of a fursona they made for me and it's on my wall!

[blakemueller2]

luringrock:

Well aren’t you… nice.

I’m Lorelei Ó Mocháin. Some of my family prefers to anglicize, I do not. I wouldn’t know much about “small town charm”, I mostly grew up among graves and ruins. As for the holidays, I don’t care much for how they’re celebrated as of late. I suppose you might call me a traditionalist.

Yeah, that’s definitely different than anything you get from living in a small town. So you liked it, then? The graves and ruins and stuff? I’m sort of a traditionalist, too, actually. I do archery and I love going to ren faires and reenactments. I’m into a lot of historically-based stuff, most of it’s kind of medieval fantasy related. And, not sure if it counts, but our D&D group hasn’t missed a single week in almost three years---

[blakemueller2]

Text @ Blake

Avery: Update: Conrad's into Pokemon?

Avery: Update: Conrad OWNS A DS?

The Blakester: Seriously? I did NOT see that coming... This is starting to feel like a weird reality show where you're being pranked... So this means Conrad just levelled way up on your hotness meter, right?

The Blakester: How have I never asked... Is Pokemon a turn on for you? I feel like this is a weird MBMBaM segment...

[luringrock]

You wouldn’t think some tiny speck of a school in the middle of quaint coastal Pennsylvania would have the premiere Ancient Studies program in America, and yet I left a school established by a famed witch hunter for this. The things we do to avoid eternity in Scotland, I suppose. Next semester should be… Interesting to say the least. There’s no place like you new home for the holidays, I suppose.

[blakemueller2]

‘New home’? Welcome to town! I’m Blake, I host a campus radio show with my best friend, which you...probably haven’t heard yet, so I don’t know why I’m saying that, I guess I’m just used to introducing myself by now... Uh... You’re gonna love Oakvale. It’s great here, and that goes beyond its ancient studies program--in fact, I didn’t even know about that. If you’re into the holiday season, there’s a lot of festivity going on, too. You know that small town charm thing? We’ve got that in spades. And people usually aren’t jerks here, which will probably make being new easier.

[blakemueller2]

[blakemueller2]

lianasnow:

Woah, okay, slow down. I’m still figuring this out okay? I don’t really need the added pressure, this was just supposed to be about mine and Henry’s love.

How about you stick to helping me out with photography class right now and I’ll stick to helping you with psych?

Whoops. Sorry. That’s a good plan. Don’t worry about helping with psych, I’ll help with photography as an engagement present. And um, I’ll just... awkwardly... Make my exit now... Backing... up.......... K bye!

[lianasnow]

So, I know pre-finals is a weird time to make an announcement like this but Henry and I don’t think we can get through the holiday season keeping it a secret. We totally got engaged at the start of the semester and have been trying to keep it quiet, but it’s getting to be save-the-date time and holiday photo time and Senator-Daddy-Snow-Is-Running-For-Re-Election time so it seems… right. Plus my mom’s such a control freak she has half the wedding planned already.

[blakemueller2]

Wow! Congrats!!! You guys must’ve made pretty good stealth rolls on that one... I had no idea, you kept such a good poker face in class. You could come make an on-air announcement on the campus radio station if you want... I could hook that up! Or at least to answer the burning “What would you rather” question on everyone’s mind... Would you rather be stressed about finals or, say, I dunno, your own wedding? Now how about BOTH? AT THE SAME TIME???! AND an election, AND buying all the right holiday presents you need to? Actually, I don’t even think that’s a fun game anymore. You should just start a show about your time management skills. How do you do it?

Anyway... If you guys still need a videographer for the ceremony...