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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Love Begins
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Discoholic 🪩
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@hayvery
blakemueller:
“No way! I was playing it up a little for the vlog, just for fun. It was a heightened version of me. Nobody wants to watch two skeptics go ghost hunting.
…. And besides, we definitely heard Old Man Jones the Meatless Bones last time. You can’t tell me that you weren’t even a little…rattled…”
“Oh my god, dude that was so bad. Save it for the vlog, you can really play it up then. You’re lucky Old Man Jones the Meatless Bones somehow has the most hits.”
blakemueller:
“Really? If even you believe it might be something spooky, we’ve gotta investigate! I’ve had so many comments asking for another ghost hunting vlog.”
“...You sure? Because you didn’t exactly take the last one well.”
“Look, I know I sound crazy. I know I’m usually the skeptic. But I swear I saw something in the graveyard while I was driving home. Yes, maybe it’s the spooky groundskeeper, but there were definitely lights shining out of the crypt and I think it’s worth finding out what’s up.”
Text: Avery ⌁ Krys
Avery: Krys.
Avery: We need to talk about the heterosexual nonsense that is Henry and Liana's wedding.
Avery: You're on the inside. What the fuck is going on.
Avery: I GENUINELY think it's driving everyone crazy.
Avery: Conrad's trying to date Lydia??? Blake's dating that weird goth chick???
Avery: Blake's not even straight.
Avery: Conrad's at least closeted.
Text: Avery ⌁ Conrad
AConrad: ......
Conrad: Hey so since you're awake and it's not even 7 am yet, that means you're pumped and you'll be joining me on my morning jog, right??? Your favorite activity???
Conrad: Ya, that's what I THOUGHT!
Conrad: Go to sleep, Avery
Conrad: I'll bring you back a breakfast smoothie
Avery: Ugh if it wasn't 5 AM and I hadn't slept yet and it wasn't November in Pennsylvania and I didn't have asthma I definitely would just to get you talking.
Avery: Ok but I don't want one of those weird green ones this time!!
hayvery I wonder if @bearhuggerkrys is sick of trying on bridesmaid dresses
Text: Avery ⌁ Conrad
Conrad: Lydia asked me.
Avery: Right, your little sister.
Avery: Sounds like a good time!
Avery: Are you talking to your dog?
Text: Avery ⌁ Conrad
Avery: Sooooooooooooo...
Avery: Find a wedding date?
TEXT: Sir Blakeselot ⌁ Averator
Sir Blakeselot: That's the Avery I know and love!
Sir Blakeselot: Dude. We still have to plan a Disney trip btw...
Sir Blakeselot: And I don't know what kind of ulterior motive they could have?!! There's nothing! I do feel like I'm under some kind of spell but... still no explanation for that beyond beautiful people making me all wobbly-kneed and stuff.
Avery: Ok, ok, I know some people who still work there we could stay with, maybe we can do a Christmas break trip?
Avery: You know an ulterior motive might have nothing to do with you right? Like, maybe they want to make someone jealous?
conradmaddox:
“Yeah, I know. You’re not wrong. But I’ve known her a long time and she’s showing some interest in new hobbies and ambitions and I thought maybe I could give her a little guidance and… I don’t know. I just, uh… I don’t want to see her go down the wrong path, you know? She’s like a little sister to me.
… I mean… not… literally.”
“Yeah, that’s what everyone’s after right? A girl that’s just like a sister.”
“Is that what straight guys are into these days?”
TEXT: Sir Blakeselot ⌁ Averator
Sir Blakeselot: Well...every lady I meet IS beautiful though!
Sir Blakeselot: She wasn't a fortune teller!...I don't think...?? She's just into some spiritual stuff and history and all that. Besides, she's gonna do a video with me all about it and maybe that'll explain it all a bit better.
Sir Blakeselot: By the way, we are gonna have to reprogram you a little, Averator, and decrease your skepticism meter a little. You're kinda contributing to robot stereotypes with your lack of imagination and feelings... :P
Sir Blakeselot: But just for reference... How do you tell if someone's just a fortune teller scamming you?
Avery: I have boundless imagination and feelings! I did the Disney College Program, dammit.
Avery: I dunno Blake, does it seem like they have some sort of ulterior motive?
conradmaddox:
“I guess… I don’t know, I’m just trying the whole thing out, alright? Don’t judge. Besides, I’m taking her on a hike, so.”
“I’m not judging you.”
“I just know you and know how much you throw yourself into things, I don’t wanna see you get caught up in something that doesn’t make you happy. Not that I think you and Lydia won’t work out, you two just don’t really seem... Compatible? Like you have all the drive and she has less drive than me.”
conradmaddox:
“Okay, fair enough, Survivor Man but you know me… I just… like to be prepared…
… Wait, what do you mean ‘off brand for me’? What would be on brand for me?”
“Like uh... Someone... Sportier?”
TEXT: Sir Blakeselot ⌁ Avery
Sir Blakeselot: 1) I think I'm in a movie or something. Like... a romcom.
Sir Blakeselot: ...But a scifi fantasy romcom where there's maybe magic and time travel going on and intertwining fates and all that...
Sir Blakeselot: BECAUSE... I met a beautiful lady a while ago (remember when I met that beautiful lady? I swear I mentioned her because like...she was so beautiful) and just ran into her again and she says she feels like she knows me from somewhere else because she feels so "deeply" and "intensely" drawn to me... So like... Fantasy Romcom, right?
Sir Blakeselot: 2) You still need a good nickname in my phone. All I can come up with is "A-Very Powerful Cleric" or something... Am I still Sir Blakeselot in yours? I'm not sure about the ring to it, I mean I liked it when I edited it in but now it's kinda meh...
Avery: Blake, I'm pretty sure you tell me every lady you meet is beautiful. This sounds more like a weird fortune teller scam than fantasy romcom but live your life my dude.
Avery: Of COURSE you're still Sir Blakesalot. It's hilarious and I'm WAY too lazy to change it.
Avery: But my robot name is Averator.
conradmaddox:
“First of all, the ones at Walmart don’t come with a clip, don’t have that many actual reviews besides ratings, and they’re sold out…
Secondly… It’s just a good thing to have out in the wild. It’s on a bunch of peoples’ ‘must-have’ lists for hiking and outdoor adventures… Plus, Lydia asked if I had one since she ‘like, heard someone saved their life with one of those rope-hook-thingies’ and I didn’t wanna seem unprepared or something when going out in the wilderness with someone else. Safety… right, Nightwing?”
“Okay, there is no way there are many if any hikes around here intense enough to require a grappling hook. Even if there were, there’s no way Lydia is down for that. I’ve spent a decent amount of time outdoors, I know, shocker, and I think you’ll be good.”
“And seriously, are you into Lydia? That’s so off brand for you.”
conradmaddox:
“I can’t tell if you’re joking or not……
…
I’m just looking for hiking supplies. Don’t judge! You’ve probably tried to get a grappling hook for your costume play or something sometime, and if that’s true then you know they’re actually kinda hard to find…”
“Okay first of all you can literally buy them at Walmart, which I definitely didn’t source for a bomb Nightwing cosplay.”
“Two, why do you even need one?”
conradmaddox:
“…You’re not even behind me, how’d you see that? Are you reading it backwards from like…like, the window reflection or something?”
“Yeah I just noticed from the sound of your typing patterns. I don’t have to tell you my methods. Why the hell are you actually looking that up?”