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vitanitf:

“Depends. Is a sharpie mustache a ‘problem’?”

“It’ll be a hit to my pride for sure. A sordid reminder of how I can’t grow facial hair on my own.”

freddyjoncs:

“i’ll definitely give you a problem for being a lazy ass.”

“Or. You could let me live. This is my lifestyle, Jan. I didn’t choose to be this way, the lazy gene chose me.”

cestmoipenelope:

“If they did, I’d be very surprised.” Norma nudged one of his legs so she could sit beside him. “It’s a nice day and everyone’s exhausted from finals.”

“Ugh, how am I supposed to sleep now?” Noah grunted in fake annoyance but put his legs down with a smile anyhow. “I didn’t want them to arrest me for loitering or something. Or some drunk dick to try and pull a prank on me. There are way too many darties going around right now and I’d be an easy target. Hey if I wake up floating in a lake, will you come save me?”

#ugh im so glad i miss them and love them so much

“Do you think if I fell asleep right on this bench someone will give me a problem?”

#wastarter

wallyaxiom

A-Am I the only one who thinks mother’s day shopping is hard?

blakesi

"yes. My mother has a list prepared for me weeks in advance.”

disgustedelaney

“Uh… I guess you can sit. I’m not going to guarantee conversation, though.”

blakesi

“Great. I’m not looking for one.”

fastcrthanfast

“Quick question. How do you tell your parents you failed your Italian class when both of them speak fluent Italian?”

blakesi

“You don’t. Burn your report card and pretend it never happened.”

torinpascal

“People were looking at me like I was the first person they’d ever seen with a box of doughnuts on the beach,” Dion continued, paying little attention to if the person that had fell victim to his rambling was actually listening to him. “Speaking of, I need to ask you a question. Are half-doughnuts a ridiculous idea? Say I made one side red velvet, the other side… I don’t know, strawberry. Straight down the middle, the flavor changes. That wouldn’t be too ‘out there’, right?”

blakesi

“I don’t get how anyone thought that was weird. This is California. Yesterday there was a man in a full green spandex suit like the ones that cover your face. Knees to his chest letting the current wash over him. I mean maybe I was just overly crossed but wouldn’t put it past the folks here to do something like that. We’re all high or drunk most of the time.” He was in a particularly rambly mood today. Elijah raised an eyebrow in disbelief. “You find the weirdest things weird. I think that’d sell faster than hotcakes. I love trying out new donuts so being able to buy two in one. That’s a fucking steal.”

notjustaprincess-youknow

“Hmm?” Kiara half-heartedly replied, flipping through a notebook with a slight frown and clearly not paying much attention. “Uh huh. Ain’t that a bite?”

blakesi

“Oh I just love blabbering to you! The lack of acknowledgement is so evocative. Like I’m right back home with my mom.”

#shes jokinG #she thinks she's funny #c: kiara

whoscrazynow-deactivated2019052

His job included scouting out possible targets for his boss. He’d been leaning against this wall for an hour now just watching the owner of the car to see how careful he was. It would be an easy steal. He kicked a can and killed the cigarette on the ground under his shoe. He watched the man wipe his headlights before getting into his car.

“What a square.”

blakesi

Daphne was sitting on bench for about 20 minutes now. She was reading her book for class when she noticed a boy’s obvious interest in the stranger’s car. When the man left, she too got up to leave in order to let the boy think he was out of everyone’s sight but once he got into the car, Daphne found it her duty to mock the boy’s, in her opinion, poor attempt. So as stealthy as a mouse, she walked right over to the driver’s side and knocked on the head of the car. “He may be a square but you’ll find yourself in a metal square if you’re not more careful. Where’s your shades, sunshine?” The cocky redhead said, casually leaning her weight on the side of the car. “Oh, wait. I’m sorry I must be mistaken. Was your goal to get caught. That you’re very good at.”

#shes such a little shit im sorrY

justeeyore

Eeyore’s cheeks flushed slightly when Daphne called her dolly, but she tried to focus on the question instead of the stinging feeling, brushing her own hair over her shoulder. “You described half the town,” she joked, regaining her cool composure. “Nah. But I’ll cast an eyeball for that nest.”

“I did, didn’t I? Guys around here are all one big mirror of each another.” Daphne sighed but the smile on her face never thinned; that fact was more amusing than disappointing to her. “I greatly appreciate it. That scooch always gets away from me. And its every time I want a slurg. You like slurgs?”

#eeyore #daphne is /honored/ u think so #asghdjk buT can i bring the attention back to eeyore cos my god shes so cutE #shes a dolly thru and thru

soulhunting

#Daphne

freddyjoncs:

“Not much’ve kid person.” Freddy shrugged, brow raised at the nickname. “Just wanna be able to hang here and not worrying about some germs cramping my style.”

“Ahh, so, daddy-o doesn’t really fit you, does it?” Daphne teased. Though she acknowledged this, she had no plans to stop using the nickname. “Ever think you’re cramping their style. Like you said the germs are taking over. W’re invading their turf now. It’s out for us old folk.”

#lowkey she does too thats why she's pestering him #c: freddy

whydidyoutakemeaway:

“Vegas is a kick, but isn’t something to get too cranked about, I just have a nice gig over there. Granted, I’m more than a bit salty about all the shucks here causing me problems with the heat, so I’m probably not the guy to take moving advice from.”

“You coming from Vegas? I’d be on cloud nine over there. Everything's so bright and alive. Have you eyeballed the life around here? Everyone all gloomy, biting each other’s ear off? I’d much rather be at your gig in Vegas. So what are you, actor? A grand singer, a late night host? Ooh, sorry to hear that. Problems with the heat are always real fun.”