Homestuck Podfic

Readings of Homestuck Fanfiction

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"Nice Things" by Ahmerst

Title: Nice Things Author: Ahmerst Reader: Kitsune Heart Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Dirk/Dave Rating: Explicit Length: 1:51:23 Cover: Ahmerst Background music: Dreams (B.B.B.F.F. Remix) by TripleBlueShell

Summary:

Dave knows his bro is into some weird stuff. Knows he runs a questionable paysite with a smorgasbord of kinks. And yeah─ that’s really… something. Something he tries not to think over too much. But when he comes home one night to find Dirk in a dress and a deal on the table, he can’t ignore it any longer.

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Tindeck mp3 Archive Link: Forthcoming

Make sure to check out Ahmerst's fic itself for some amazing artwork!

Cross posted at amplificathon, AO3, and Tumblr

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Title: Lee Shore Chapter: 1 Author: JumpingJackFlash Read by: thegeekgene Streaming link: http://tindeck.com/listen/rwps Filesize: 7.54 mb Length: 8:14

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Kitty, Kitty

Title: Kitty, Kitty Author/Reader: anonymous Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Disciple c3< Dolorosa, Disciple <3< Ψiioniic, Disciple <> Darkleer, Disciple <3 Sufferer Rating: Teen Length: 1:39 Summary: A filk of an Alternian warmblood work song. Links: Soundcloud (download should be enabled?) Notes: Melody adapted from a gandy dancing song (13:05 - warnings on video for the n-word) with influences taken from Scottish waulking songs; lyrics by performer.

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英雄色好, or, Friendleaders Like Getting Their Buckets Painted

Title: 英雄色好, or, Friendleaders Like Getting Their Buckets Painted Author: anonymous Read by: anonymous Streaming link: Soundcloud (download supposedly enabled) Filesize:  6.4 MB Length: 13:24 Warnings: R-rated for sexual content, old jossed fic, bad Chinese pronunciation, badly accented Japanese, political opinions not shared by author or reader

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Title: Unwanted Free Ugly Troll Chapter: 11 Author: coldhope / ceruleancynic Read by: CherryMilkshake Streaming/download link: http://tindeck.com/listen/qhtc Filesize: 8.16 MB Length: 8.54 Warnings: none

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Title: The Finer Details of Gay Cluckbeast Chapter: 18 Author: clumsyoctopus Read by: CherryMilkshake Streaming/Download link: http://tindeck.com/listen/fnkv Filesize: 17.24 MB Length: 18.49 Warnings: violence, Bro being a doucheballoon

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Stitch Two Together [Homestuck; written by Socchan; read by Opalsong]

Title: Stitch Two Together Author: Socchan Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Rose/Kanaya Rating: Teen Length: 33:55 Cover: opalsong Summary: In which Rose inadvertently starts the first inter-dimensional chapter of Stitch and Bitch, and courts Kanaya through crafts. Links: mp3 archive link Thanks to Paraka for hosting!! cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

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Uniform Kink [Homestuck; written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong & klb]

Title: Uniform Kink Author: askerian Reader: opalsong and podklb Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Karkat/Equius Rating: Explicit Length: 15:18 [klb as Karkat; Opalsong as Equius]              15:26 [klb as Equius; Opalsong as Karkat] Cover: opalsong Summary: CG: I'VE SPENT ALL AFTERMIDNIGHT PACING UP AND DOWN MY NEW BLOCK IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR. THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T YET PACED MY WAY TROUGH THE WHOLE SHIP IS THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE FUCKING ERIDAN. CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT? CT: D--> I would most strenuously advise against it. It would only obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your exquisitely tailored jacket. CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT. CT: D--> That wasn't CT: D--> I mean CT: D--> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship. CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK THERE'S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I'D* DO ME. Links: klb as Karkat & Opalsong as Equius       Archive Link klb as Equius & Opalsong as Karkat

Archive Link podklb and I recorded this podfic together and it was AWESOME!  It is a pesterfic (chatfic) and so it is only dialogue.  We recorded it both ways and both of us like the one where klb is Karkat and I am Equius better but I'm posting both of them because it is interesting to hear the different choices we make for the lines.  (for ~science~) Thanks to Paraka for hosting!! cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

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In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock

Title: In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock Author: bramblePatch Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: gen Rating: Teen (for Karkat's vocabulary) Length: 6:17 Cover: opalsong Summary: Even the human fandom has recognized that it's a love story. Karkat's just disgusted that we've got them in the wrong quadrant. Links: MP3 Archive Link Thanks to Paraka for hosting!! cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

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Drop It Like It's Hot [Homestuck; written by roachpatrol; read by Opalsong]

Title: Drop It Like It's Hot Author: roachpatrol Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Dave/Karkat Rating: Mature Length: 7:39 Cover: opalsong Summary: "They just watch," John says, kicking the mop bucket into the broom closet after a hard day's asteroid-cleaning. "I guess chores are like a spectator sport for trolls? It's pretty weird! But... that's trolls for you!" Links: MP3 Archive Link Thanks to Paraka for hosting!! cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

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Gotcha! [Homestuck; written by Miko; read by Opalsong]

Title: Gotcha! Author: Miko Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: John/Dave Rating: Explicit Length: 41:41 Cover: opalsong Summary: John discovers a new and MUCH more entertaining way to fill his prankster's gambit. Links: MP3 Archive Link For podklb because she's an awesome person and super encouraging!!! Thanks to Paraka for hosting!! cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

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Title: Unwanted Free Ugly Troll Chapter: 10 Author: coldhope / ceruleancynic Read by: CherryMilkshake Streaming/Download link: http://tindeck.com/listen/zflm Filesize: 7.15 MB Length: 7.48 Warnings: tiny trolls being insufferably adorable

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Porrim’s Advice

Written by Noobivore

Adapted and Recorded by Nimbus

Original fic: Porrim’s advice

Pairing: Kanaya Maryam/Rose Lalonde

Summary: Porrim offers Kanaya some advice on building self-confidence, wishing her descendant well with her attempts to romance the Rose human.  

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Title: The Finer Details of Gay Cluckbeast Chapter: 17 Author: clumsyoctopus Read by: CherryMilkshake Streaming link: http://tindeck.com/listen/jeqz Filesize: 14.02 MB Length: 15.19 Warnings: silly voices

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Title: The Finer Details of Gay Cluckbeast Chapter: 16 Author: clumsyoctopus Read by: CherryMilkshake Streaming link: http://tindeck.com/listen/vdxz Download link: enabled above Filesize: 10.58 MB Length: 11.33 Warnings: audio is full of thumps for some reason; will be getting new mic soon

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Title: Unwanted Free Ugly Troll Chapters: 3-8 Author: coldhope / ceruleancynic Read by: CherryMilkshake Streaming links: 3: http://tindeck.com/listen/qkvi 4: http://tindeck.com/listen/lfdd 5: http://tindeck.com/listen/gryu 6: http://tindeck.com/listen/mwgd 7: http://tindeck.com/listen/crza 8: http://tindeck.com/listen/bsvf  *all have download enabled*  Filesize: varies  Length: varies Warnings: various audio blips

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Title: Recipe Author: bramblePatch Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Tavros/Gamzee, Karkat<>Gamzee Rating: Teen Length: 32:47 Cover: opalsong Summary:  For PB&J: Take one part well-aged longing, one part awkwardness, two parts enthusiasm, and a dash of possessiveness. Mix well. Season to taste with the presence of a crabby moirail in the next block. Links: MP3 Archive Link Cross posted at my Journal, Amplificathon, my Tumblr, and AO3