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Well if telling the truth is meant to be convincing, then yeah, sure. {smiles}
I guess sometimes it isn’t?
-nods- Yeah, that sounds about right. -smiles-
There you. ...it’ll come naturally, I think.
Psh, no, not at all.
How convincing!
Well, I’m not parent-like yet. I still have to take the classes, get a job, find a place for us to live…what else do dad’s need to do? Hm…maybe I should start working on dad jokes too…
You have to love them and... uhm.. Teach them about hings like... I don’t know uhm... r-respect and things.
No, but it would make sense. You know what you should both do? You should stand on a lonely street or a hallway somewhere and ask people that cross your path to come play with you. And you have to say it in unison if you have a twin. Trust me, people in New Rome will love that.
*Squints a little, a smile on his lips* Is that a reference because I don’t think I’m getting it?
You’re surprisingly mature for your age.
I’ve got an emergency funds for like everything, you don’t even know; But thank you! You’re surprisingly parent-y for your age.
…You wouldn’t happen to have a twin, would you?
Oh my god, have you met Dellor?
Temporary place to stay and I’m working on getting a job. Hey, wait, how old are you?
Good, good! *Winks* I’m thirteen years of pure responsibility.
Well it depends on what kind of psychopath you’re talking about.
The kind that says they don’t want to stab people?
She’s a part of camp but given that we’re going to be a family we’re probably going to have to move to the city soon.
That’s cute. Do you have a job and a place to stay?
Not that I would want to, but thanks creepy kid.
Ha. *Suddenly very serious* That’s what all psychopaths say.
Well, no, it’s me and the mother who are expecting.
That works. Is she a part of camp or the city?
Well, okay then. {runs his fingers along the edge of his blade} Yup! It’s sharp.
Hurray! You can now stab people to death. *Gives him the double thumbs up*
This is the 21st century, sir!
I don’t think our technology is that advanced yet.
Well there could be a donor or another man you know. And don’t tell me two guys can’t get a biological child yet in this timeline because i won’t be held responsible if my cousins show up at your door
{furrows his brow} Well as my conscious can you get something I can practice on, then?
I’m sorry but that was never mentioned in my job description.
-chuckles- Of course there is, I’m not the one who’s pregnant.
This is the 21st century, sir!