Ambush Bug

Irwin Schwab Here Nice to see you and the person behind you. Hello You! "Deadpool and I made a bet, to see who can break the fourth wall first." Mun and muse are 21+

[blamewadenotirwin]

I want more Wade and Irwin/irene

[blamewadenotirwin]

{My Muse accidentally tells you "I love you." How does your muse react?} "Could you say that a little louder? I don't think my ego heard it."

"If you're Ego didn't hear it. Then sucks to be your ego cause I'm not saying it again."

[shadowedobsidian-deactivated201]

My Muse accidentally tells you "I love you." How does your muse react?

[gothamssaviors-archive-blog]

She turned away, maybe being a girl was messing things up. "Yeah well.... Don't let it got to your head Bruce." Ambush Looked away a slight blush gracing her face. "And it's not cause you're rich either..."

I have to admit, you’re a rather beautiful woman, but you aren’t going to stay that way Bruce told her, And I’m not the kind of person you want to get emotionally attached too.. Plus, like I said- You’re normally a guy.

[blamewadenotirwin]

worlds-finest-team:

"What me drive? I sold my car after Power Girl tried to well… break it…" She pulled out her mask and gloves,"Dude, we are teleporting…" She pulled on the mask and gloves before pulling Bruce close,"Keep both hands and feet as close to me as possible… and Please refrain from up chucking on me…" She stated as they teleported just outside the Wayne Manor with in it’s walls.

Bruce took a deep breath as he felt the unfamiliar tug of teleportation and he stumbled away from the woman, “I hate that.” he growled as he took a moment to regain his balance, “Well then, since you brought me home.” the billionaire vigilante said, “Why don’t you stay for dinner?” he asked her.

[blamewadenotirwin]

Irene turned to leave but stopped turning around,"Oh my goodness... Why would you invite little ol' me to dinner... I mean don't you have girls lining up just to be in your presence." Dude I never get invited to dinner. That's cause you're only friend is Deadpool... He's not my friend... He just a neutral party. Only friend. "Oh Umm... sure... I'd love to have dinner with you."

[notthesamebennett]

To all RP muses, REBLOG if you love your Mun. Despite how stupid you think they are

[grincarved]

[blamewadenotirwin]

[blamewadenotirwin]

bored going to play on omegle

[davidragifs]

[inkaholicshane-blog]

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks like a boss

this is that shit you reblog every single time you see it on your dash. this man is a beast.

[maxadventurous]

holy fuck

[oolongearlgrey]

my jaw actually dropped

It’s still there

[deadpool]

Deadpool vs Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke Parody (by D Piddy)

You guys can´t kill me…

dafuq

[deadpoolsux-moved]

I’ll take off the mask for you.

I’ll write you a haiku.

I’ll paint your nails.

I’ll dress in drag.

I’ll walk around in my underwear.

I’ll grow facial hair.

I’ll pee in the pool.

I’ll walk on the grass.

I’ll build you a house.

I’ll write you 365 letters.

I’ll hold the door open for you.

I’ll try not to slam the door in your face.

I’ll try not to laugh if I can’t resist that one.

I’ll make you spaghetti every night.

I’ll invent a better way to tell you how special you are to me.

I’ll tell the world that I love your stinkin’ guts.

I’ll watch chick flicks with you.

I’ll watch bad horror films with you.

I’ll almost not complain about either.

I’ll massage your feet.

I’ll sing for you.

I’ll Superman that ho.

I’ll brush your teeth.

I’ll turn you back into a beautiful prince.

I’ll sit in your lap.

I’ll let you sit in mine and call me Santa.

I’ll stop pestering you.

I’ll keep pestering you if you really want me to.

I’ll be your best friend.

OH MY GOD. FOR REAL.

[blamewadenotirwin]

{Twice as annoying}

"Woah look at that Teleporting with out the Suit..." Irwin looked down realizing he's in his boxers. I'm sure this isn't as awkward as it looks. No it's pretty bad... just ask the mun.

"Please forgive Irwin... He still hasn't gotten the whole Secret identity thing right..." "Curious Clark do people really fall for you being a different guy just because you put on glasses?"

[blamewadenotirwin]

note for the split M!A

"Why do they need to know?" <- Irwin[Ambush bug male}

"Because you suck." <-Irene [female Ambush bug]

She's a bit snarky don't you think mun? <- Irwin [Male ambush bug breaking fourth wall to talk to mun/s]

I think male me needs to be neutered  <- Irene [female ambush bug breaking fourth wall to talk to mun/s]

[blamewadenotirwin]

M!A Split both male and female versions are suck in the same universe. for three days

"Do you know what we can do since there’s two of us!" Irwin stated looking over to his female self wiggling his eyes brows. Oh Yeah chaos! No Irwin.

"Oh God Grey faced one why did you want this?" Irene looked over at Irwin before grumbling. Oh yeah you are amazing… Irene calm down. 

[collections-of-words]

[tofindalifeworthliving-deactiva]

//Send me an ask if you need anyone to talk to. Even if we’ve never interacted before, I’ll be here.

[blamewadenotirwin]

A note for the mun: Verses

I will label verses, unless there is a special story line we talk up here are the verses and what they are.

Main verse - Male ambush bug [DC/Marvel crossover]

Multiverse - Female Ambush Bug [DC/Marvel crossover]

Main Verse; [and whatever story line] - Male ambush bug in whatever version story {Ex: Main verse; Teen}

Multiverse; [and whatever story line] - Female ambush bug in whatever version story {Ex: Multiverse; Teen}

[formerlybees]

Reblog if you're okay with NSFW.

[blamewadenotirwin]

[blamewadenotirwin]

M!A Female for two days

"Oh god Wait till Wade Finds out…"

[blamewadenotirwin]

She shook her head and sighed,”Maybe that’s the problem… You and I… it’s our thing not to behave…” Irwin commented as she nuzzled into Wade’s  chest,”Dude… this is awkward…”

[deadpoolsux-moved]

"You’re telling me," he laughed. His hand moved awkwardly to her hair. "Only person I’ve been this close to in years unless you want to count all the weirdass shit that happened between me and Cable in our run in the comics, and then I realize. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing." Looking like a complete idiot. Pass it off as a sensitive guy thing. Because we’re oh-so-sensitive now.

[blamewadenotirwin]

"Oh come on Wade, we all know that we are the most womanizing pair..." Starting to be more awkward then I can handle. Well get the awkward over and move on. I know what you are getting at... "Well you know what let the Awkward Ensue." Ambush Bug pulled Wade close before pressing her lips to his holding it in a passionate manor before pushing him away. 

[gothamssaviors-archive-blog]

She turned away, maybe being a girl was messing things up. "Yeah well.... Don't let it got to your head Bruce." Ambush Looked away a slight blush gracing her face. "And it's not cause you're rich either..."

I have to admit, you’re a rather beautiful woman, but you aren’t going to stay that way Bruce told her, And I’m not the kind of person you want to get emotionally attached too.. Plus, like I said- You’re normally a guy.

[gothamssaviors-archive-blog]

"Oh right… I guess that make’s sense… Can we go now Batman?" She held out her hand waiting for Bruce,"I’m bored and Hungry… Not to mention this places smells like mold."

Bruce nodded and headed for the door, “We’ll go to Wayne Manor so I can get some clothes.” he said and turned back to her, “Alfred can whip us up a meal.” he told her, “You got a car? I didn’t bring mine.”

[blamewadenotirwin]

"What me drive? I sold my car after Power Girl tried to well... break it..." She pulled out her mask and gloves,"Dude, we are teleporting..." She pulled on the mask and gloves before pulling Bruce close,"Keep both hands and feet as close to me as possible... and Please refrain from up chucking on me..." She stated as they teleported just outside the Wayne Manor with in it's walls.

[leoxfitz-deactivated20140506]

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[leoxfitz-deactivated20140506]

    “It’s dangerous to walk into a lab without knockin’ first.”

[blamewadenotirwin]

"Ummm.. Dangerous? Being turned into a woman by a Mun is dangerous..." She looked at him like he should have known that,"Fitz right? Lets see what the Fansites say about you." She looks up as if she was looking at something before speaking to said thing.

Ambush Bug quit breaking the fourth wall and make friends with the cute Scientist. Ooooh looks like some one has a crush.  Shut it Irwin... Going by Irene right now thank you.

"The mun has spoken... and she thinks you're cute. Not to mention she's nagging me about breaking the fourth wall... Please tell me you know what that is smart guy."