brennan 🐇

he/him ★ favorite worst nightmare

[blaneytism]

ᴗ ᴗ) blaneytism hell

── i'm jules / brennan, 20yo aerospace engineering student & part-time editor !! i mainly bullshit on this blog, but tempted to post my writing.

→ my interests range from race cars & hockey to ben affleck, i will reblog anything i like ! you can find more stuff about me on my rentry ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ i love jordan eberle & brady skjei, i don’t play about them

currently fixated on: hockey, law & order: svu

feel free to talk to me abt whatever! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) i love interacting and making friends

★ i’m plural :)

sport replists below ♡

tl;dr → nashville & seattle hockey, boston (women’s) hockey, san fran & boston baseball, ferrari (f1), team penske (nascar & indycar).

i love jordan eberle and i am extremely in love with him i do NOT play about that man. do not come to me with your rpf about him i’m the love of his lifey forever! (not an rpf yumeshipper… just clinically insane) i also don’t play about sonny carisi that’s My Dad Who Stepped Up but looks at me like fresh meat

— insane defender of brady skjei, jimmy vesey, kevin hayes, taylor hall, brad marchand, patrice bergeron, noel acciari, dalton bancroft, & cj jackson. alex nedeljkovic is a part of my personality. go whalers!!!!

— i love mike yastrzemski, jarren duran, tim lincecum, buster posey, max fried.

— ryan blaney + harrison burton + josef newgarden + charles leclerc are my fave drivers of all time. LALALALALALA

[wolfbandits]

I’m starting a rumor that ebs is in alaska fishing right now to find and defeat the bear who tried to eat buoy last year.

[brotherbite]

SHARKS vs. JETS, POSTGAME / 11.7.25

[l1ghtsoutdr3]

Jordan Eberle post-game 02/28/2026

this is my first time making gifs so pls be nice...

[sopekooky]

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The Nuge Can Play

Can’t grow a moustache cuz he’s to young But he’s playing like a superstar Oilers took him, put number ninety-three on And he’s been great so far No one was sure if he would make the team Scouts said his vision was the very best Game winning goals and five point nights…

It sure looks like he’s passed the test… [Chorus:] He’s like 99 in a way, he rarely makes a mistake He’s on the right track, baby oh the Nuge can play Just make your way to the net Stick on the ice and your set The Nuge will find you, baby  He was born to play [Post-chorus:] Along with Hall and Eberle  Safe to say the Nuge can play Baby oh the nuge can play Along with Hall and Eberle  Safe to say the Nuge can play He’s on the right track, baby Oh the Nuge can play. REPEAT:  [Post-chorus:] Along with Hall and Eberle  Safe to say the Nuge can play Baby oh the nuge can play Along with Hall and Eberle  Safe to say the Nuge can play He’s on the right track, baby Oh the Nuge can play.

[blaneytism]

ok guys i’m gonna be fucking annoying now because it’s may 15th aka NATIONAL JORDAN EBERLE DAY!!!!!! here’s an edit i made for my cute boyfriend 🌟

[blaneytism]

I want to hear every marcheron rant you have I miss them SO BAD !!!!

hi!! sorry i had.. finals week and then i moved out.. so i’m ALIVEEEE AGAINNN!!! i mostly just think about the one article where marchy tried to move in with bergy… like…

THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO SICK?? BECAUSE IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED…

like marchy wanted to be with him forever. and when bergy retired marchy was just done with boston 🙁🙁🙁

i also think about their matching necklaces. like for over a decade. and the dance they did at mcavoy’s wedding. hello??

i love just like schizoposting about them because holy fucking shit. i just miss them together so much. the way bergy praises marchy too? like in the ‘25 playoff finals, bergy chooses florida solely because marchy’s on the team. the way they hold each other when they hug. the way marchy slots into all of bergy’s nooks and crannies. they’re so close, with an intimacy that no one will ever know except them.

everyone around them knew the reality, but never the truth. i don’t like to push “an agenda” on real people, but bergy and marchy were WAY too close to not think something was going on. GAAAAHHH

i miss them together a lot. i wish they could go back to what they were. i hope they visit each other. it’s like 1 am so my thoughts are all over but FUCK i love marcheron.

[acratophorus1027]

They are driving me crazy…

And a request for help : could someone tell me how to find the video of cannerebs visiting T-Mobile Park together in 2023 plzzzzzz 🥺🥺🥺

[blaneytism]

i actually need to be using this account more cause nobody gaf about my marcheron or hallsyebs rants 💔 CAN YOU PEOPLE START HITTING ME UP I AM INSANE AND MY FRIENDS ARE SICK OF IT!!! 😭😭😭

[vicodinoverdose]

hi brady im such a big fan please sign my forehead

[mcloyal]

girl that body of yours is absurd

[texastendy-29]

i know this may be the nichest thing on planet earth but do any of you hockey weirdos remember the scholastic series Spirit Animals. guys do you see my vision. the au won't be called that of course but i think the concept of daemons is the closest thing to what i've got going here

[ohpuckno]

What do y’all know about Leon Draisaitl’s personal website/blog from 2013 that both looks and reads like a high school web design project?

[apollothyme]

let me tell you that i love you, that i think about you all the time

[mattymartin]

↳ BRADY SKJEI | NASHVILLE'S PUPPY CALENDAR PHOTOSHOOT

[ishkabibblethings]

[nascar]