The Finest Shit You Can Find

Alex - dumb shit - NYC

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Sick burn bro

[fjdskljgsd-deactivated20140311]

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[bodyglitter]

i love this girl KEJSKDJSK

[chewonthatthang]

You forgot the best one!

This is Beebinch!!! She’s on Instagram twitter and tiktok and she does incredible work. Give her a follow you won’t regret it

[callmedaddy-42]

Seriously y’all she’s got some stellar cosplay going on

[sevarate]

[mcdonalds-free-wifi]

me in the nursing home on my 2 hours of awake time

[unhingedbabe]

[kaijuno]

Having adhd and getting those questions on homework or tests that say “explain your thought process” like oh boy are you sure you wanna go down that road buddy

[the-worm-man]

half of the time:

the other half:

[idontwantthiaanymore-deactivate]

Whenever I try to impress someone:

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Wish I was floating in a big glass tank full of neon green fluid while a bunch of guys in lab coats monitored my brain activity

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

you are, king. you just don't know it yet.

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lmxv8ghb003x039]

[kosmonin]

[vampire-red-deactivated20210228]

Wheres that "before pride month ends does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me" post, like I know it's only the 11th but I cant stop thinking abt it

[legally-baby]

ok so I know exactly what you’re talking about but I can only find the one with bowser :/

[vampire-red-deactivated20210228]

Honestly I think the bowser version is better than the original

[allcops]

In honour of National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, some of our favourite tributes to police from 2015.

[weenie-hut-general]

[lagonegirl]