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#commissions #art

doffy2

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

doffy2

This is one of your worst posts yet man

textposttropes

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

doffy2

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

just-a-nowhere-giirl

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

prokopetz

Organising my recently downloaded indie tabletop RPG manuals/playtests/etc. is always fun because it's like:

10 000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN

FULL-METAL SPIRITS GODSMASH

THIS MACHINE HAS MEAT IN IT

THE THUNDER IN OUR HEARTS

SCHISM: THE NEW FLESH

Wet Grandpa

prokopetz

THE DEVIL CITY AND ITS SEVENTY-SEVEN VICIOUS PRINCES

FOR SMALL CREATURES SUCH AS WE

SPAWN OF THE HUNGERING ONE

THE THUNDER PERFECT MIND

A MOST BLOODY DEVOTION

Don't Kinkshame God

#what… what would Halos be classified as???

aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

theroaringpronouns

yellbug

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

6qubed

there was a work truck at my job a while ago where someone had tried to play god

dinodoggie

Heres just some silly drawings commemorating the finalists of the tumblr guy contest XD

(I think they all would bond over cooking shows)

I hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!

energyprison

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

daggerdaggerdaggerdagger

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

kiwipineappleparasol

This was supposed to be done before Chapter 5’s release, but well, things happen! There’s a lot of thoughts I have around Susie, Lancer, their dynamic, and Susie’s development — I wanted to try and show my love for all of that in some way. Their bond has been one of my favorite things in Deltarune since I played Survey Program all the way back in 2018… and, well, honestly, I don’t really expect it to factor much more in the upcoming story, but it’s still special to me. That’s her first friend.

Well, regardless, happy Deltarune Chapter 5 release day! Now, I gotta go play it myself…

andthepeople

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

masonworlds

it might save ur life

itsdefinitely

my 100% serious deltarune comic

valentinetheeviljester

Maybe lean out

valentinetheeviljester

allegedly-human

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

here-there-were-dragons

oh yeah. i was around when they were making that wiki. everyone on that discord was an absolute piece of work. one incident i remember most clearly off the top of my head was one where the og creator of the sexypedia ("ironically" obsessed with the onceler at the time-i have no idea if it's still the same person by now or if they handed over he project to another person, but if they're still doing the horny police five-seperate-giant-banner-warnings-over-every-page-warning-you-that-everything-about-this-character-and-their-creator-is-Problematique thing it's probably still them) started going on about how they hated using "a service called fandom" (the wiki was originally there, evidently moved to miraheze years later after i stopped paying attention) specifically because the word fandom is dirty and they don't want to be associated with it, because they think of fandoms as being "weirdo freaks", and went on to talk for several minutes in half-joking-but-kinda-unsettlingly-not-really tone about how the word fan/fandom is a slur ("the one slur" in reference to the onceler). the very next day (iirc-it's been years, and the original discord all of this happened on is almost certainly not around anymore) the people of the server started openly, very genuinely planning to launch a mass vandalism attack campaign against the onceler wiki(which as a thing apparently???) because one of the many onceler fan-variants it documented was the "wendigo-ler". i don't know if they ever actually went through with it, but i know they were very serious and genuine in their desire and plotting to do so.

nobody ever got much of anything done on the actual sexyman wiki side, they mostly just sat around purity-policing eachother, tepidly suggesting new wiki additions in palpable fear of being nuked for possibly accidentally suggesting something the owner deemed Immoral, having weirdass sin confession sessions where they all ritualistically outed themselves for their past problematic(tm) fandom-ing, saying cringe is dead, and then talking about how vile everyone outside on the rest of the internet/all external fan-spaces is. they seemed far more interested in trying to find the next cancellable Freak of the hour and making ironic-but-not-really jokes about the hotness of the onceler than in actually running the damn wiki or getting anything updated. the only time anything on the wiki ever really seemed to get done was when someone went rogue and just started fleshing out things themselves (there was supposed to be some system i don't recall the specifics of where you had to pitch an idea and get an arbitrary number of votes from official important team members or whatever, but in practice none of them bothered ever actually weighing in on anything and so that just never got done, and even when something was nebulously approved by the general consensus for addition almost nobody ever actually got around to doing it. the suggestions system, whatever it was, was so dysfunctional that after they moved it off the discord and onto the actual proper wiki's discussion(?) page it eventually just devolved into people suggesting any random obscure character they personally found attractive anyway), which would invariably be neutered by the moderators in the next edit because we can't have literally any references to people's attraction or fanfiction referencing such in a sexyman wiki, because "the children might see it". i also just- and i don't have any specific memories to back this up-but i just have this vague recollection of having somehow gotten like a... vaguely, almost terfy vibe to the place. i don't remember why. again, i don't have any specific memory i can point to for that. i think there was a huge schism at some point during the couple of days i was there where a huge number of the server and team members were kicked out for Fandom Drama Reasons I Don't Remember and it had major toxic friend group breakup over callout post type energy, which is appropriate because i'm pretty sure all the main staff were the creator's friends.

the original creator of the wiki also had a hyperfixation sideblog (long since deleted now) where they would constantly talk about the onceler, tumblr sexymen, the wiki, and answer asks, namely to rant about how they think everyone who ships wrong or writes the wrong kind of fanfic should actually literally graphically die. i remember one specific ask in particular, where the asker said something like "so you're saying if you see a kid playing with dolls in a way you don't like they should be killed??" and their response was basically almost exactly "literally yes". and in context it was very clear they were not being sarcastic about it. they also had a drawing of evil alternate universe sharp-toothed emo badboy pleakley lilostitch, which is the only other specific thing i remember off the top of my head.

i want to emphasize though that this was all years ago and i was only in the discord chat for around 3-5 days, and was only a contributor/vaguely paying attention to the wiki for something like 5-6 months (and i spent the entire two and a half years those 5-6 months were in mostly in a severely suicidal borderline psychotic haze, hence the wasting time contributing to a badly-run novelty wiki helmed by toxic lunatics. being unable to stop hysterically crying whenever awake for that long gets boring as hell, i needed something to do that wasn't wall-staring).

yaoist

here-there-were-dragons

i think i did eventually get banned (directly by the owner themselves no less, and i was never given a reason why, which was highly unusual, normally the people on that site jumped at the chance to list out someone's Problematic Sins as they were excommunicated), but by that point my sheer annoyance with how poorly-run and culturally toxic the whole operation was had long since outweighed any boredom-staving benefit it may have once provided and i was already starting on distancing myself from things anyway.

they also had (and from a quick look evidently still have) an issue where they could never manage to establish in practice a consistent definition for a lot of tropes ("duality" is the big one-what the fuck even is it's description on the tropes page? almost none of the character pages use it that way exclusively, in practice everyone just kind of slapped it on whenever a character had a split color scheme or thematic connection to someone with an opposite-seeming personality or something. and the name of the trope itself is too vague to not be a bad name if precisely that and nothing else is what they were going for. they should have just called it "opposite alter ego" or something.) and so every single page ended up defining and using them in completely different ways. which nobody ever did anything about, for the same reason that no one could ever be bothered to update any pages even when Fully Officially Approved to do so in general. and of course, it was all but basically unspoken mandate that writing a page in an actually neutral documenting tone would get you creepjacketed and sent to the pyre for not Implying Hatred For The Problematic Elements enough, so you had to walk a thin line of sounding the exact right kind of silly, Opinionated, and high school mean girls whisper-spreadingly judgemental. basically you had to write everything in art community drama youtube video essay voice or you'd get accused of sexual deviancy.

the whole thing ultimately from conception was little more than a vehicle for the creator and their friends to bitch about Gross Creepy Freaks Writing Sex Lmao They Should All Die together with a thin veneer of legitimacy obtained by building a frail vestigial skeleton shell of a wiki around it that no one bothered keeping up to date on any consistent basis, and like i said, unless people took matters into their own hands nothing real ever seemingly got done. looking at some of the pages i worked on back in the day, it looks like they still haven't bothered to update their trope lists even though the actual index of tropes they have (many of which are relevant) has grown substantially. not overly surprising. i'm more surprised to learn the wiki still even exists in general. the creator started deleting and privating things after their onceler hyperfixation went to a farm upstate (which was around the time their onceler-sexymanphenomenon-ranting about killing people sideblog vanished), so i kind of assumed they probably would have done something similar to the wiki by now.

most of the kowalski, sheogorath, dimentio, and herobrine pages, as well as a significant chunk of the tropes on the trope page were me, if you're curious.

so. kowalski the penguin being recognized as a minor digital sex icon and mentioned in at least one tierlist video is my lasting footprint on the world.

shubbabang

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

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