holy yapfest @blasphemesys - Tumblr Blog

Hilarious way to describe the system.

everyone should watch diamonds are forever because i like it.

i want to go outside and look at bugs but im too sleepy. really really really not fair.

🪱 <- this worm does not adequately represent my babies and there should be a better emoji for them. apple iphone get on this right now.

nooobody loves me everybody hates me guess ill go eat worms! big fat juicy ones, long thin slimy ones, itty bitty fuzzy wuzzy worms!!!

HE DELETED MY WORM DOCTOR FANSHAWE HATES ME AND MY WORMS HE HATES WORMS

Eli forcing me to use this for his profile. okay man.

copying mannerisms of my cishet teacher rated top way to pass better

I am going in the fog forever

didn't know bloom meant it literally

I am going to attack her evilstyle.

didn't know bloom meant it literally

just realized i eat autistically and hold my breath the whole time for some reason.

Computer. how to justify writing fanfic instead of original work so i dont feel guilty about 'wasting time'. quickest route. no shortcuts

How man times can i say 'and' in one paragraph before i sound like an idiot.

doing horrifying things like talking to my friends who i like.

i cant tell whos missing a social que here.

how do you start conversations without already constantly talking to someone

holy yapfest