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[tobiasandguy]

A kiss before going to work 

“I think Mrs. Thompson from next door shipped you guys hard.” - Diego 

[tobiasandguy]

The Cockroach

Even demons fear this elusive horror when it starts flying. 

[tobiasandguy]

The Cockroach II

Mrs. Thompson is a bad-ass. 

[inkskinned]

haha wow i’m really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by

[blauelucifer]

me: hey sorry i cant make it tomorrow!

person: aw whats wrong?

me: i don't wanna come

[ivxnberk-deactivated20150718]

*favorite character comes on screen* *traces a heart around them with my cursor*

[marioclash]

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

[scribblingwithstardust-deactiva]

When you break my heart. If you break my heart. Please do it kindly. Wrap it gently in something soft. Something soft like your sweater. And give my heart back to me. I’ll let you keep a few pieces. Because they’re yours, and I won’t ask what you will do with them. But break me quickly, simply, honestly.  Break me so I won’t shatter like glass. So that even when I no longer love you. I will love you for at least doing me this. If you can’t promise me a forever. I won’t hold it against you. Time is not always kind, and I can’t expect it to be on our side. But promise me you will try. Try to be on my side. Just on this. So that I know, that even if this is no longer the case, Once-upon-a-time ago, you really did love me.

A scribbler // Break My Heart Kindly (via scribblingwithstardust)

[iincantatem]

Dumbledore, notorious for giving second chances Dumbledore, let Sirius rot in Azkaban for twelve years. 

He must have known Sirius well due to his time in the Order, he must have known what James meant to Sirius. Dumbledore was a member of the freaking Wizengamot yet he didn’t fight the Ministry’s horrifying trial-optional policy. 

This is a man who took back Death Eater!Snape at his word, shielded him from prison, and employed him at a school for children. 

But he didn’t have a use for Sirius, so he didn’t care about him.

I got 99 problems with Dumbledore and his treatment of Sirius Black accounts for like 64 of them.  

[stoneandbloodandwater]

To be honest, Albus Dumbledore is one of the most disturbing, terrifying characters I’ve ever found in a book, because he thought he was a good guy and so did everyone else and the books don’t really challenge it either (given that Harry forgives him for everything he did), but when you look between the lines he was profoundly, profoundly immoral and unethical.

[liztrade]

A couple of months ago, I was talking about HP characters with a friend, and he said that Dumbledore was one of his least favorite characters of all time.

Naturally, this took me back a bit since he’s one of the heroes of the series, misguided as he was at times. Still, I was curious and asked my friend why he hated him. His answer still strikes a chord with me.

“There is never, ever a reason to leave a child in an abusive home. Never.”

[teesadutta]

[sam2119931-deactivated20191214]

The Darkness.

[teenageers]

best teenager blog

[samisoffthewall]

[blauelucifer]

Did project assignments for 6 hrs straight, wanted to take a nap at 5pm ... *scrolls YouTube* *looks at clock* ... *8pm* Oh fuck

[blauelucifer]

me: *has 10 books to read*

me: *buys 3 more*

me: *ends up reading fanfiction*

[multiclassed-deactivated2019020]

Hi I’m auditioning for the role of the students of the American education system and I’m going to be singing The Kids Aren’t Alright by Fall Out Boy

[ozark-zephyr]

And I’m auditioning for the school board and I’ll be singing I Don’t Care by Fall Out Boy

[multiclassed-deactivated2019020]

dude i didn’t think someone could improve my post but somehow you managed to do so thank you for this

[daily-harry-potter]

kiss the cook? no thanks! http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com