cade.bat

hey im cade, 29, he/him/they/them

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wanna kill myself so bad lol

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"yeah, being gay isn't natural because uhhh (picture of usb cords)"

people aren't cables you stupid fuck

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they want testosterone shots in the US military??? lmfao

gender affirming care.

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this actually pisses me off severely

my trans friends can't get hrt because of the very same government that wants to give trt to goddamn soldiers

fuck you pete kegsbreath

fuck you trump

fuck this entire corrupt motherfucking government

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they want testosterone shots in the US military??? lmfao

gender affirming care.

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fuck ice

you stupid

astonishingly vile fucks

I'm going to start systematically finding their wives, and fucking them behind their backs

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I'm entering my shadow form

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if spongebob were an adult cartoon there’d be an episode with a detailed shot of a withered penis coughing weakly because it got jerked off for too long or something

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People keep talking about investing in this banger but I think the uncertain language of “or something” left it dead on arrival. Next time I will state with utter confidence that I think SpongeBob will jack off until his penis shrivels up and crumbles into dust

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tetris on the famicom is so borked that that tetris collection kinda pushes you to change the controls

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job listings in German telling me that they're sucking dick????? Goddamn boy! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!

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say hi to nova or else

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remember to never get married and always have lots of gexual relations

to have sex while playing gex

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this is a broken neck waiting to happen

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got the gex trilogy on xbox

its wonderful actually

only thing I wish for is some kind of upres feature

i LOVE the ps1, but an upres to make it look better on modern screens could've been great

that being said, that little disclaimer about the carbon engine at the start (where it talks about presenting the games as they originally were) makes it make a little more sense

other than the fact they provided a widescreen option

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got an old zune and got it "working"

it can play carly so im good

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forgot to say i got tomodachi life a few days ago

its fun