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”#” | Selene + Liz
- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: miss fashionista- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: [ CLICK HERE ]- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: wannabe - spice girls- my muse’s last text to your muse
[text] i think i might need some help clothes wise[text] feel like helping me get an entire new wardrobe?
# for Parker!!
- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: my hero- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: [ CLICK HERE ]- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: umbrella - rihanna- my muse’s last text to your muse
[text] i was gonna come say hi to you at the pool party but then i saw you were busy[text] and i sort of just took off after that. but don't worry about it.
crazy, stupid, love sentence starters:
“ you were right, i shouldn’t have eaten all that bread. ”
“ no puppy eyes, you little maniac. ”
“ you’re not talking, and that only makes me talk more. ”
“ if you keep talking i’m gonna’ get out of the car. ”
“ just for the record, i think about you… while i do it. ”
“ i’m pretty sure you’re my soulmate. ”
“ i did, i jumped out of a moving car. ”
“ i don’t care, i love him. and given the opportunity, yes, i would have his babies. ”
“ friend to friend, ew. ”
“ your life is so pg-13. ”
“ don’t you think you’re a little old to be using cheesy pick-up lines? ”
“ i can’t take my eyes off of you. that’s a fact, not a line. ”
“ you’re a double negative. ”
“ i hope this doesn’t make you uncomfortable, i’ve developed like a little… crush. ”
“ i just wanted to say… shit. ”
“ i don’t know when you and i stopped being us. ”
“ i’m a total stranger, how would i know something so intimate about your life? ”
“ you’re getting drunk on watered down vodka like a fourteen year old girl. ”
“ i don’t know if i should help you or if i should euthanize you. ”
“ i’m gonna’ help you rediscover your manhood. ”
“ what happened to your feet? ”
“ are you steve jobs? are you the billionaire owner of apple computers? ”
“ you have a mom butt. is that what you want? ”
“ stop slapping me. really. ”
“ i wouldn’t touch you. if my life depended on it. ”
“ how you are doing this wildly sexy, yet unbelievably cute thing that you’re doing? ”
“ you ran in the other direction when you saw me coming the other day. ”
“ love is for stupid assholes. ”
“ god, would you put on some clothes, please? ”
“ my schwanz is in your face, if it’s not bothering you we gotta’ bigger problem. ”
“ you want me to fight someone? ”
“ go away. please don’t come back ever. ”
“ you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. ”
“ you’ll learn to love me, i promise. ”
“ you know i’ll kill him if he hurts you. ”
“ i’m glad we switched babies at the hospital. ”
“ i’m so mad at you for what you did. but i’m mad at myself too. ”
“ you fight for your soulmates. ”
“ he scares the shit out of me. ”
“ i was trying to move on. but i don’t want to. you’ve always been the only one. ”
“ i thought that you were gonna’ propose. ”
“ do you still find me attractive? still wanna’ take me home? ”
“ no. i am sexy. i am r-rated sexy. ”
“ i am here to bang. we are gonna’ bang. ”
“ take off your shirt. ”
“ fuck! seriously? it’s like your photoshopped! ”
“ thank god i’m drunk. ”
“ i don’t want your slutty money. ”
“ no way. break up right now. ”
“ i will mess you up! ”
“ go big or go home, right bud? ”
“ i’m sorry for being a dick. ”
“ i’m in love with her. i love her. ”
“ i think it’s fantastic that you’re a better man. ”
“ there is no such thing as one true love. ”
“ i met my soulmate when i was fifteen years old. ”
“ because when you find the one, you never give up. ”
“ i brought a firearm from a shitty site. i’m prepared to shoot you in the face with it. ”
# –bray/piper
- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: bray bray- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: [ CLICK HERE ]- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: we will rock you - queen- my muse’s last text to your muse
[text] i swear, i'm going to kill this hunter for attacking me[text] and of course its a damn descendant from my dads side of the family[text] like can i not get a break?! seems like he won't rest in his grave until i'm dead[text] don't tell anyone about that though, please? i don't need anyone worrying or anything like that.
“are you… throwing up in there?” (Emory & Lily)
getting the flu was the last thing lily expected. but she should have known it would have happened. especially after having to deal with a patient who had a bad case of it a week ago. after what seemed like forever in the bathroom, lily finally opened the door. she was aware that she looked like hell. her face being pale and all of that from the flu. "pretty sure i got the flu from a patient." her stomach was already feeling nauseous again. not again, all she wanted was to go lay down and rest.
”#” | Nicky + Mina
- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: 'the ex-files'- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: [ CLICK HERE ) - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: highway to hell by acdc- my muse’s last text to your muse
[text] listen, you made it loud and clear that you moved on[text] now please just let me do the same
“who the hell did this to you?” –jax/mina
mina never expected this to happen. for a hunter to shoot her with vervain laced bullets while she was in the woods hunting. but it had happened. to many bullets were shot at her. all wooden ones too. she was lucky they all had missed her heart. she was that lucky. leaning against the tree, she looked at jax. she was thankful he had come when she called. could she have called someone else? sure. but well, her options were limited. calling nicky was out of the question. it was clear as day that he had moved on. and from the looks of it, he had found someone else too. and opal, well she didn't want her to worry. "a damn hunter shot me more times than i can count. i wasn't even near any humans too. go figure."
hurt meme.
“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
“i fucked up, why do you not care?”
“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
“i have no idea how to do cpr.”
“whose blood is that?”
“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
“don’t you dare fucking let go!”
“what the hell happened to you?”
“are they dead? did you kill them?”
“do you know what you’ve done?”
“you’re either with me or against me.”
“who the hell did this to you?”
“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”
“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”
“when was the last time you ate?”
“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”
“i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”
“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“
“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”
“are you… throwing up in there?”
“why aren’t you eating?”
“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”
“i can’t breathe, i can’t –”
"i woke up, & you were gone.”
“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”
"it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”
cell phone headcanons
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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
PREGNANCY
“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
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fluff starters / prompts !!
❝ lets go home. you’re freezing, and i don’t want you catching a cold. ❞
❝ your cuteness is making everyone stare. stop it. ❞
❝ you make me proud, you know that right?❞
❝ i’m not going to get sick, you baby. just let me hold you. ❞
❝ can we just stay in bed? ❞
❝ any time without you is far too long. ❞
❝ i don’t care. i’m not letting you get up until i know that you’re one hundred percent better again. ❞
❝ let me kiss it better. ❞
❝ i -… um, can i hold your hand? ❞
❝ you’re so important to me. ❞
❝ i thought you knew that you’ve always been my favorite. ❞
❝ give me a hug. ❞
❝ stop moving, i’m almost done! ❞
❝ you’re so damn beautiful, baby. i can’t believe you’re all fucking mine. ❞
❝ i’m not moving, your lap is comfortable. ❞
❝ …on the bright side, we’ll know we can’t cook next time. ❞
❝ i know you’re mad at me but will a kiss change your mind? ❞
❝ between ice cream and you, you just might be my favorite. ❞
❝ i’m tired, just cuddle me. ❞
❝ god, i miss you so much. ❞
❝ you know i’ll always be here, right? ❞
❝ hey, let me in. i’m outside with your favorite pizza. ❞
❝ i’m only doing it because you’re cute. ❞
❝ my heart feels so full with you. ❞
❝ even when you’re annoying the fuck out of me, i still love you. ❞
jealousy starters.
❛i don’t get what you even see in ____.❜
❛they’re not right for you, you know.❜
❛why do you keep staring at them?❜
❛you’re late. why are you coming home at 3 am? it’s someone else, isn’t it?❜
❛why do you always win?❜
❛hey – can you get off their dick for five seconds?❜
❛it’s almost like you’re dating them.❜
❛it’s almost like you married them.❜
❛you like them a lot, don’t you?❜
❛after all these years, i never thought i’d lose to someone like them.❜
❛chose between them or me.❜
❛me? JEALOUS?!….. HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA… yes.❜
❛me? JEALOUS? you’re out of your mind.❜
❛are you dating them or something?❜
ofpoisons:
EMBRY CHUCKLES AS SHE PLAYFULLY PUNCHES HIS ARM, it felt like a poke. ❝I know, I know. I’ve been threatened by many that if I ever did that again they’d bring me back just to kill me again. Could you believe that? I’m a good guy.❞ He laughs, shaking his hair. ❝Because I know you.❞ The shifter reasons with a shrug of his shoulders. ❝Oh, Lil’.❞ He frowns, pulling into her another hug. ❝I’m sorry to hear that.❞
"good. i'm joining that list of people too. do that again and i'll bring you back just to kill you again." lily didn't have that many people in her life that she cared for. but the ones she did, like embry, quil and lennon, she would do anything to protect them. they were like family to her and seeing one go poof broke her heart. feeling the tears form in her eyes again, she tried her best to not let them show as she hugged him back. "she was the first patient i lost.."
rcsebloods:
He shook his head with a soft laugh. “I wouldn’t say never. Maybe less times than me, but definitely not never,”. Parker watched as she tucked herself in with a blanket beside him and made sure it was patted down so that she was warm and cozy. His arm slung behind her on the back of the couch, turning on the television not to watch anything but simply for some ambient noise. Whatever show was broadcasting hummed softly in the background as he looked over at Faith. “Alright, I will. I won’t wake you,”.
"you know, you never cause me trouble." looking at him,a soft smile soon formed on her lips. if anything, she loved having him around. it wasn't like her to honestly love being around someone a lot. but when that person was the reason she was calm most of the time, then there was an exception for her. taking a deep breath, she gently placed her head on his shoulder. "thank you again for staying the night."
svmmerofgold:
“it wouldn’t have been a bother..” he could feel the words slip from his lips as if he was asking a question about what she meant by that before flashes of himself greeting freya and a pregnant frankie with toothy grins and hugs came to mind. suddenly, he knew how it all looked. but he was here now and he didn’t want the blonde sitting before him to think he was prioritizing one friend over the other. “you can come to me anytime you see me, you know that right? we’re friends too.” the man clarified before walking himself closer to the swing-set piper was on. ”pull me aside, yell my name from across the hall. I won’t care and they won’t mind, I swear. remember that.”
the words that her father had once said to her ran through her mind. that she was worthless. that no one would ever care about her. nor would they want her around. and maybe some of that was true. but she refused to believe the last one. that no one wanted her around. that wasn't true at all. if it had been, then she wouldn't have made any friends. nor would she have people like khalil, brayan, eli, romilda and sirius in her life. "i know." she did her best to smile as she sat there. moving over on the swing, she made some room so he could sit down next to her. "so, i take it while you were on the other side, you saw me crying over your death?"
ofcaim:
” one day , “ romilda gives a WEAK SMILE. she was far older than piper. her world had never slowed down for as long as she was alive. there was always something new & horrific happening. “ who knows when it will come. we should plan a day ANYWAYS. “
"we should. in the mean time though, if you're up for it, a girls night might do." she suggested. sure it wasn't totally the best. but a girls night could be fun. either staying, ordering food and watching movies, or getting dressed up and going out to a club, either would be fun.
