Bloodcurdling Beefcake Emperor

[bleachblondbeefcake]

wouldjudge​:

@bleachblondbeefcake​

“Ugh, Tatsumi…”

“Five seconds after first bell and already I wanna fuckin’ puke.”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

rock-you-like-a-hurricxne‌:

“I refuse to acknowledge that. Probably the same people that discards    Pluto as not being a planet anymore. The hell do we even go to school anymore for? Just because cereal can be in a bowl with a liquid and use a spoon does NOT   make it soup.

By that logic ANYTHING could be soup with a liquid added to it and a bowl.”

“I’m not saying it’s a smart decision, but by the dictionary definition, tomatoes are fruit and pluto is only a Dwarf Planet. Also, that’s untrue. Because cereal is made to be eaten in a bowl with milk, whereas if you slap a slice of pizza in a bowl and pour Dr. Pepper on it, you’re not a chef, you’re a monster.”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

rock-you-like-a-hurricxne‌:\

“You mean YOU.

Is cereal soup, is a tomato really a fruit or is it a vegetable,…   Ehhhh…do these questions keep you up at night?”

“Tomato is a fruit, scientifically. That’s been proven. So why not the cereal-soup question? ...Also, yes. They do.”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

harugardenthief‌:

“Only until you add the milk?”

“I thought it was the milk that made it possibly soup.”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

rock-you-like-a-hurricxne‌:

“You’re gonna start shit askin’ that question…”

“Inquiring minds need to know!”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

“Is cereal a soup?”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

“I love food ‘cuz it is yummy~ I will put it in my tummy~!”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

🎵

Devil Trigger - Devil May Cry 5 OST

Move fast baby, don't be slow Step aside, reload, time to go I can't seem to control All this rage that's inside me Pullin' shots, aimin' dots, yeah, I don't miss Branded by fire, born in the abyss Red hot temper, I just can't resist All this vengeance inside me

[bleachblondbeefcake]

rock-you-like-a-hurricxne‌:

“Does someone mind jumpin’ on my back while I do squats?   The weights I have aren’t really enough.”

“If you want help workin’ out, I’m yer guy. You want me piggy back or on yer shoulders?”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

🎵

For this one, I’m actually just gonna knock out all the ones from the Persona 4 (and associated spinoffs) soundtrack that are either heavily associated or directly associated with Kanji

Muscle Blues A Pure Hearted Beast Time For True Revelation Best Friends

[ask--nihon]

For every 🎵 I get I'll post a song I associate with my muse!

[bleachblondbeefcake]

From: @hemlockd​ (Akechi) Message:  "you look like your cologne of choice is regret." ----------

“Funny, I was gonna say you look like your favorite flavor of popsicle is Daddy.”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

sabazio‌:

“Let’s get abs-tral, Akihiko-san!”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

“Hehe. Ass-tral.”

[violetlune]

rather than accept a life in cinders, you’d strive towards splendour – you know the risk.

hi, it’s nic! please like/reblog and consider following if you’re interested in interacting with violet from persona 5 royal. NOT spoiler free, please bear that in mind! 

[bleachblondbeefcake]

lcalopsia‌:

          ‘  audacieux  et  flatteur?  ’  tiny hands take his own as a darling smile blooms.  taking slow steps as she draws the punk with her.  ‘  je suis plutôt chanceux, n’est-ce pas? ou peut-être que vous êtes le chanceux?  ’

“Est-ce de la flatterie quand ce n'est que la vérité, ma beauté enchanteresse?” Happily, he takes her hand and allows her to lead him, dutifully falling into step with her. “Je me compterais parmi les quelques chanceux de ce monde pour être dans vos bonnes grâces, et encore plus chanceux pour être dans votre cœur.”

[bleachblondbeefcake]

harugardenthief‌:

He definitely wasn’t prepared for that verbal assault.

“D-Detestable brats like you really make a case against free speech!”

“Oh, get off your high horse, you fuckin’ ignorant, disgusting waste of human flesh. A real malnourished-lookin’ fuck. You emaciated bitch. You sandwich-sized ziploc full’a shit. You’re so fuckin’ stupid, you couldn’t track a giraffe in snow.”