𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐞𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾.

sarry. 23. brt. she/her. 

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Also, presidents party child who has been assigned a new secret service bodyguard. He has no idea what he’s in for or the trouble they attract. They have a problem with the word ‘no’ and he likes to say it a lot.

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give me the hollywood ‘it’ couple who’s sex tape was just leaked … she’s a wholesome disney / nickelodeon alumni trying to make a break into grown up media and he’s an oscar / grammy winner known for edgy work.

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okay, but a plot where   muse a   &   muse b   are actors. they’ve been in shows together   &   after a while, they fell in   love  .  .  .   but it ended   horribly,   for whatever reason. but since they still move in the same circles, they both end up auditioning for the   same show  .  .  .   only to be casted as the   leading couple.   they had almost forgotten the taste of the other’s lips…

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i’m craving a plot where a girl matches up with her best friends brother on tinder and every time she sleeps over from then on she sneaks into his room to spend the night after the best friend has fallen asleep like please and thank you 

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jaesama :

jaesama :

some prompts you can take if you want

I suggested we play spin the bottle so i could kiss you, but now everyone else is kissing you except me :/

I meant to grab the popcorn, not your crotch, sorry

I had a bad dream about you so now i’m calling to make sure you’re ok

there’s a real creep at the club trying to hit me up right now and you look pretty fit so pls pretend to be my date so he can leave

we were supposed to make fettuccini but you’re a child that likes to start food fights apparently

okay i get it. you’re sorry. now stop serenading me and trying to climb up to my bedroom at 1am. you’re gonna hurt yourself.

I see you got stood up and I feel bad for you so let’s have a drink

I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think i’m weird

I put my love letter in your locker by mistake. It was meant for your friend, not you. Can I have it back now?

I don’t know you, but you smell amazing and now I can’t stop smelling you, but now you’re looking at me like I’m some kind of freak.

You’ve never seen Titanic before, so now I’m gonna make you watch it.

I always hear you singing on your balcony (below mine) every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?

You’ve got some chocolate on the side of your lip, but I’m not sure if I wanna tell you because you look so cute.

I have an audition for a love/romantic scene and you’re the only one around who can help me.

I made a joke about one of your biggest insecurities and now I feel like an asshole. Can I make it up to you?

I was cleaning up and I found an old birthday card I gave to you years ago. Why did you keep it?

I was trying to be cool, but I sprained my leg and now you’re carrying me on your back to the infirmary to aid me.

I gave you the most heartfelt love letter, but you gave it back to me with spelling and punctuation corrections?!

I’ve never kissed anyone before and now you’ve caught me in the bathroom pretending to kiss the mirror.

more prompts I came up with over the weekend

I’m short and I really need that box of macaroni on the top shelf and you’re the only tall person in the aisle.

I have no idea who you are but we keep running into each other today at the theme park and now im wondering if its fate?

You said you made “brownies” for my birthday and now we’re high as a fucking kite??

I know I’m the one who suggested we watch a scary movie, but now I can’t sleep. Can I sleep in your room?

I came as a Jedi for a Halloween party and now there’s a person dressed as Darth Vader trying to hit me up.

I was listening to the radio and I heard you make a request for me, but I have no clue who you are?

I suggested we go to the beach but everyone is checking you out in your swimsuit and now i’m jealous, but i can’t say anything because we’re not even dating.

There’s a myth that couples that kiss when they reach the top of a ferris wheel will stay together forever….but i obviously don’t believe that stuff….obviously.

Um excuse me? This is a library. Can you and your noisey friends stop coming in everyday just to be a disturbance?

I’m the lowest rank in our class and you’re the highest and now I’m literally on my knees begging you to help tutor me!!

I meant to tie my shoe, but somehow my hair got caught on to the button of your trousers and now my face is in your crotch area.

I wanted to make you cookies, but they turned to shit but you’re still eating them anyway.

It’s pouring rain outside the club and we’re both drunk, but there’s only one taxi cab left for the night.

I meant to pretend to drown so you could save me, but now I’m actually drowning!

I may or may not have lied and told you I was scared of bears just so you could sleep in the same tent as me.

I told you I’ve never slow danced before and now you’re showing me how in the middle of your kitchen late at night.

You forgot to pay the electricity bill and now our lights just went off. What now?

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misbehcved :

“we both recently broke up with our bf/gf on bad terms so we decided that we were gonna pretend that we’re dating to make them jealous, so we regularly get drunk together and make out at the parties they’re at too and one night we even end up fucking and we’re kinda starting to dig each other but then our exes are starting to come back to us and shit gets even more complicated.” give it to me please, thank you

[hopuma]

okay but give me a group of friends who are super close and we can have ships and love triangles or poly ships and maybe families like siblings and all that. different threads for every relationship !! angst !! fluff !! character development !! hmu honestly 

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wasemotionless :

i honestly just want a bad boy x innocent/good girl thing where the boy intimidates her and makes her nervous and is like “ you know he can’t make you feel like i can “ and she just is like “ you’re an idiOt “ yet her body language says something else & he can actually get her to moan like no one else and they’re just so into each other aND she also gets frisky sometimes and wears lingerie for him & he’s just sO into it just because she’s so tiny and innocent and it makes her look so different and he’s just mesmerized by her and shes mesmerized by him

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cvndypaint :

plots based on actual encounters i’ve experienced

my internet isn’t working so i called customer service and you answered and instead of sitting in awkward silence while things load you strike up a really funny conversation with me and now i don’t want to hang up?

you came into the store i work at looking for something and i had no idea where it was so we bonded over this impromptu scavenger hunt and now you’re always out shopping for something just to see me

while waiting outside our classroom i asked what the homework was to which you replied “we had homework!?” and now we always wait outside the classroom together… also you always copy my homework

we volunteered to sell sandwiches to raise money for the school and i know we literally just met but you’re the most adorable dork i’ve ever met that laughs at all my stupid jokes and i could probably stare at your smile forever i think i’m in love with you??

you’re the funniest (and cutest) guy in class so one day i strike up a conversation with you in the corridor only to realize you’re actually very sweet and sensitive and you write poetry??? roses are red, violets are blue, i think i may be in love you

you’re this really cool, hot chick in class who’s also super smart and artistic and i’ve been pining over you for weeks and now we’re partnered for a project and you’re actually super fucking funny??? but you have a boyfriend so instead we just become best friends and now i’m honestly so glad i was stupidly gay for you that one time

you’re this really funny blog i follow that’s super fucking popular and i made a post about you and you actually responded??? i’m deceased??? now we’re best friends that talk every single day and we might even be a little gay for each other and i can’t even believe i was merely a follower of yours once

you’re this fairly popular viner/youtuber and i ran into you while on vacation and when i offered you a handshake you gave me a hug and followed my twitter so now we dm each other and every time i visit your live streams you always excitedly greet me and i feel so special!!!!

we were in a really long, slow line and i see you reading a book so i peek over your shoulder and ask you what book it is and you whip around just to excitedly tell me all about it and now we’re talking about our favorite books, movies, music and both our groups of friends are tired of us but we don’t care also did i mention you’re ridiculously cute???

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awestiles :

You’re in love with her, and she’s in love with you, and it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at her and see the stars, and she looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.

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vintageborn :

My heart.

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reblog if you rp with female muses and think it is just as fun to rp with them as rping with male muses !!!