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[dareconcorpsva-blog]

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[bleatingmirth]

==> RISES FROM THE DEAD

"I LIIIIIVVVVEEE!!!!"

[thegentlenightfury]

HEY GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP

So a friend of mine, who happens to be Halder-mun needs money because her roommates put her in a shitty situation over their dumb break up. Shes an unemployed college student and barely gets by with what money she has, and until I move in and get a job to help with the bills she’s going to be in this situation a bit longer. She also has a few health issues that her diet entails so its hard to maintain that with an empty fridge. Her commissions can only hold her together for so long. 

SO HERE IS HER FUND (x)

PLEASE, EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME OR MY BLOG JUST DONATE SOMETHING. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND PRACTICALLY MY MOM AND SHE DESERVES YOUR HELP.

[bleatingmirth]

//Omfg giraffezee. Lol. I wonder….have anyone done centaur!trolls for petstuck before? That’d be an insteresting twist.

[meenestpawfoot-deactivated20140]

//Centaur trolls sounds really fun!! I’d totally do something like that with you, though I’d have to make another blog lol

[bleatingmirth]

// Yeh! But I probs won't do gamzee Tho giraffezee would be cute i'd try someone else like eridan or a fantroll.

[lizardlicks]

Like fathers, like sons.

[bleatingmirth]

//Omfg giraffezee. Lol. I wonder....have anyone done centaur!trolls for petstuck before? That'd be an insteresting twist.

[bleatingmirth]

Meenah sat up in a tree with a fish in her hands when she noticed the goat troll passing by beneath where she sat. Feeling mischievous, she crept out further onto the branch and dropped the partially-eaten fish onto him.

He was just nibbling on the grass, wagging his tail as he grazed before letting out a startled bleat when the slimy half eaten fish landed on his back. He jolted and leaped high in the air, kicking his hooves before running some distance away, fur bristled.

[meenestpawfoot-deactivated20140]

She cackled when he flipped his shit at having the fish land on him, and she wasn’t even upset to have lost her snack - it was totally worth it!

[bleatingmirth]

He looked up and growled, running to the tree, and easily scaling up into it. Then he headbutt her ass right out of the tree with an angry bleat, gathering a few acorns to throw at her.

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

[Nightmare prompt] He jolts a bit startled and just starts to lazily groom and purr at her, hoping she'll calm down cuz its hard to nap in the grass at the park with her screaming in her sleep.

She was much to frightened by what she saw in her dream just to calm down like that. she was crying and whimpering,she  just clung to him hoping he could make the night mare go away.

[bleatingmirth]

He whined and refused to wake up and just flopped onto her, purring louder.

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

She huffed and whined wanting him to get up.

[bleatingmirth]

He grumbled and nibbled on her ears in his sleep.

[mirthfulandhumblyhomeless-blog]

"Gaaaamzeee.... Mnn.." You kick your feet like the immature butt you are before you go limp on your bed tiredly, "My back huuurts.."

He looks at him from where he was flopped over himself, and sat up grinning at him, giving a small chuckle in amusement. “Well shit, what d’ya do to it.” He pats his belly. “Roll over, I’ll handle it.”

[mirthfulandhumblyhomeless-blog]

Gamzee frowned and sat on the couch, just gently touching the wounds on his face. “He was drunk, it was an accident…I just lost my temper is all…didn’t think he’d get a weapon though…” 

He knew he needed stitches, because though they weren’t too bad the wounds were still a bit deep. Plus they probably wouldn’t heal too well if they stayed open like they were. 

Gamzee rubbed the nape of his neck, and just sighed. “You still want chicken alfredo right? Can your dad do stitches? Or like know someone that can. I don’t like hospitals. They ask too many questions…” 

[vantiisms]

"Who the fuck did you get in a fight with!? Did you know him??" You finally walked over to him and sat down with obvious worry on your face, "Forget the fucking alfredo idiot, you need these stitched up, luckily Deuce can probably stitch you up, but before I let you go you have to tell me everything… Now Gamzee." You were dead serious. You didn’t like people you cared about getting hurt and Gamzee sure as hell wasn’t any exception.

"You’re not going anywhere until you at least tell me what happened. Dad won’t ask, because he honestly could probably give less shits about you, but as your boyfriend I need answers and I need them now.”

[bleatingmirth]

Gamzee frowned and just turned his gaze to the floor, shuffling his sneaker on the floor. “It was just some drunk guy,I didn’t know him.” He gave a slight sigh when Karkat demanded an explanation. He just wanted to get stitched up and eat…

"Well I was coming home and this guy was drunk off his ass, harassing people so I told him to like lay down or something before some guy hurt him for being so drunk. And he just like went fucking berserk and smashed a bottle attacked me. Though honestly whooped his ass and left him there unconscious but I’d say I got the better half of the injuries."

He looked up, his face littered with guilt. “Sorry for being so reckless. I didn’t think he’d cut me with a broken bottle. I should’ve minded my own business.” He rubbed his forearm nervously and cleared his throat. “C-can we go get my face stitched now?”

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

[Nightmare prompt] He jolts a bit startled and just starts to lazily groom and purr at her, hoping she'll calm down cuz its hard to nap in the grass at the park with her screaming in her sleep.

She was much to frightened by what she saw in her dream just to calm down like that. she was crying and whimpering,she  just clung to him hoping he could make the night mare go away.

[bleatingmirth]

He just continued to groom her and purr, then gingerly raise a paw to pap her gently. Noo he wanted to go back to sleep. 

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

She whined and nuzzled him trying to get him to wake up and cuddle her back to sleep.

[bleatingmirth]

He whined and refused to wake up and just flopped onto her, purring louder.

[bleatingmirth]

Meenah sat up in a tree with a fish in her hands when she noticed the goat troll passing by beneath where she sat. Feeling mischievous, she crept out further onto the branch and dropped the partially-eaten fish onto him.

He was just nibbling on the grass, wagging his tail as he grazed before letting out a startled bleat when the slimy half eaten fish landed on his back. He jolted and leaped high in the air, kicking his hooves before running some distance away, fur bristled.

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

[Nightmare prompt] He jolts a bit startled and just starts to lazily groom and purr at her, hoping she'll calm down cuz its hard to nap in the grass at the park with her screaming in her sleep.

She was much to frightened by what she saw in her dream just to calm down like that. she was crying and whimpering,she  just clung to him hoping he could make the night mare go away.

[bleatingmirth]

He just continued to groom her and purr, then gingerly raise a paw to pap her gently. Noo he wanted to go back to sleep. 

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

Gamzee was walking along with his pups, having been tied outside a store by his current foster home. But the leash slipped. He decided to just look around the corner, perking his ears as he approached an alley.

Vriska sat in the alley grooming her fur when her ears perked  when she heard some one coming near the alley. She fluffed up and crept towards the entrance way to the ally to watch the other.

[bleatingmirth]

  He nodded his head. “It okay. No be hungry. Hungry bad.” He bit into his own sandwich and happily ate it. Luyvia bat at her brother to stop being so rough. He stopped and just curiously licked the pups belly when it rolled over. Luyvia then just continued to boop him.

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

She ate her sandwich with a smile  humming happily. Dedric just giggled and at the booping. Malaki squirmed unsure of why the other was licking his soft tummy.

[bleatingmirth]

Gamzee tore off a bit of his sandwich and handed it to her, since he got plenty of food from his owner. Luyvia giggled back and wagged her tail, batting a small bottle cap to the pup. Thrame just continued to lick the pup because why not.

[bleatingmirth]

==> Be lost and sad, because its raining

[bleatingmirth]

Gamzee continued to happily lick him, nuzzling into his neck and shoulder. “I missed yew too!” He bleated happily, then sneezed again, sniffling and shivering. Oh he forgot how wet and cold he was for a minute he was so happy. “Is hungry…n’ cold. I missed yew though.”

[thecatandthewhore-blog]

He carried him to the apartment, dropping the umbrella carelessly and going to the bathroom. “Okay, cro thsaysh first a shower when wett.” He nodded, placing him down on the closed toilet seat all responsible like, before helping him out of his clothes, then stripping himself. “ett’sh ttake a bathe!!” He said with a grin, turning on the bath to fill up.

[bleatingmirth]

Gamzee squeaked when he was set on the toilet, having his soaked clothes slipped off. He shook again, spraying water before wagging his tail. Yeah he liked having baths! Baths were warm! "Ye!" He happily hops off the toilet seat and eagerly stands beside the tub, sticking his hand in it as the tub filled.

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

Gamzee was walking along with his pups, having been tied outside a store by his current foster home. But the leash slipped. He decided to just look around the corner, perking his ears as he approached an alley.

Vriska sat in the alley grooming her fur when her ears perked  when she heard some one coming near the alley. She fluffed up and crept towards the entrance way to the ally to watch the other.

[bleatingmirth]

  Gamzee got up and went back to the store, slipping inside. Once he found his owner he grabbed two small sub sandwiches. Then he held it up to his owner eagerly. The owner totally ignored the fact he was off his leash, bought it, pat his head, then returned to talking. Gamzee grabbed a water bottle from his owner as well on his way back and returned to the alley. He handed a sandwich to her and the water bottle then smiled. 

Luyvia trilled and continued to gently boop and pet the little pup. It was so tiny and cute. Thrame quit nibbling his sisters tail when he didn’t get her attention and sniffed at the pups as well, roughly nudging them with his nose. 

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

She just sat there looking at the food it almost made her cry. She couldn’t remember the last time she had actual food. “thanks” She muttered before tearing in to the sandwich.

Dedric chirped at her when she booped him.Malaki squeaked at the rough nudge his little legs failing as he rolled over.

[bleatingmirth]

He nodded his head. "It okay. No be hungry. Hungry bad." He bit into his own sandwich and happily ate it. Luyvia bat at her brother to stop being so rough. He stopped and just curiously licked the pups belly when it rolled over. Luyvia then just continued to boop him.

[bleatingmirth]

==> Be lost and sad, because its raining

[bleatingmirth]

Gamzee sniffled and looked at up at troll, wagging his tail happily as he was scooped up and taken. Yup this was better than being stuck in the rain, much much better. He just happily squirmed in his arms, licking his face and purring like a motorboat. 

[thecatandthewhore-blog]

He laughed, nuzzling the soft soaked hair back as he continued to his apartment. He’d just gotten back in town and was searching for the goat troll when it started to rain. Something told him to keep looking and tada! He had found him. Walking in he waved at the doorman and headed to the elevator. “Hey gam! I misshed you.” He smiled, kissing his cheek.

[bleatingmirth]

Gamzee continued to happily lick him, nuzzling into his neck and shoulder. "I missed yew too!" He bleated happily, then sneezed again, sniffling and shivering. Oh he forgot how wet and cold he was for a minute he was so happy. "Is hungry...n' cold. I missed yew though."

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

Gamzee was walking along with his pups, having been tied outside a store by his current foster home. But the leash slipped. He decided to just look around the corner, perking his ears as he approached an alley.

Vriska sat in the alley grooming her fur when her ears perked  when she heard some one coming near the alley. She fluffed up and crept towards the entrance way to the ally to watch the other.

[bleatingmirth]

  "It okay. Want food?" He wagged his tail slightly. HE knew his current owner would be a bit since they liked to chat to everyone before leaving the store, so they’d be a while. Luyvia sat and gingerly held her paw out to the little pups. Thrame went over to his sister and flopped down to chew her tail.

[petvris-deactivated20141217]

She nodded and smiled at him.She wondered where he would get food from. Dedric laid his little paw in hers with a confused look.

[bleatingmirth]

Gamzee got up and went back to the store, slipping inside. Once he found his owner he grabbed two small sub sandwiches. Then he held it up to his owner eagerly. The owner totally ignored the fact he was off his leash, bought it, pat his head, then returned to talking. Gamzee grabbed a water bottle from his owner as well on his way back and returned to the alley. He handed a sandwich to her and the water bottle then smiled. 

Luyvia trilled and continued to gently boop and pet the little pup. It was so tiny and cute. Thrame quit nibbling his sisters tail when he didn't get her attention and sniffed at the pups as well, roughly nudging them with his nose.