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*making small talk w/the other allied royal guards* nay my lord loveth this shit, councils to him be as her majestys own bosom *everyone chuckling and ayeing*

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amazon dot com is where i go to Jack Off

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stardew ring choices have a lot of depth

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rice in my tummy

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lately i've been kind of projecting my awareness into the consciousnesses of people who are obsessed with me

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as periodically we're shedding the sub-outer being

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like this app with cat toys and they all act / react a little different. so you can cycle through a few until your cats little pea brain forgets the first one

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VERY handsome grey tabby, very personable, cute vocalizations, soft light brown belly that takes a pet, Adventurous, loves people, prone to rough housing, mischievous But polite

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autism ON

we've entered the weed dimension

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The Yaoi Chronicles

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humans will find a weird critter and go "epic im integrating this socially into my family unit"

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why her dang titty so big

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I will become the first person to combine yaoi and weed

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i'm the late night chatroom administrator. it's my job to make sure this chatroom keeps running smoothly at 3 am.

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shopping at The Gender Barn

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*over my fiance's cooling body in the ICU* nooo i was heckin in love with you aha

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my mind is a luxuriously rustic log cabin