[lochnessie]

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

[mysharona1987]

[languidity]

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

[brownsunbisexual-permarchive-de]

straight couples specifically choose bisexual women to prey on because they believe bisexual women are disgusting, impure, and abnormal, and that we’re frothing at the mouth to try out any kinky version of sex. bisexual women who genuinely enjoy casual sex and threesomes are thrown under the bus because straight people assume that their casual enjoyment of sex has a sinful or forbidden quality to it. straight men who fantasize about fucking two women at once, or watching their girlfriends fuck another woman, project that fantasy onto bisexual women precisely because they perceive bisexuality as an experimental orientation plucked and ripened for their needs. they believe that we are “easy” and “available” to them. this is quite literally biphobia at its finest, the intersection of homophobia and misogyny against bisexual women. it’s misogynistic because it sexualizes a woman and strips her of her autonomy and it’s homophobic because it fetishizes and pathologizes a same-gender orientation by likening it to abnormality/kinkiness. but sure, straight couples who do this are actually all polyamorous queers seeking validity. this isn’t a problem of homophobia or misogyny at all! 

there is a reason this doesn’t typically happen to bisexual men, and there is a reason straight men tell their straight girlfriends to go on dating apps and target bisexual women who are specifically looking for a female partner or girlfriend. there is a reason why they expect this to be a one or two time thing and there is a reason why they expect bisexual women to not get attached, to not get emotionally involved, or to not receive anything in return, be it monetary compensation, affection, platonic intimacy, or even acknowledgement. 

[beautyfshn]

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

[sabrmylove-deactivated20210716]

What is love?

Hearing your mother laugh

[explicit-enough]

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you & tells all their friends about u & saves your selfies, & tells u they love & miss you

[fukwit97-deactivated20180511]

not 2 be a banksy freak but 2017 makeup culture is so depressing… the industry relentlessly peddling products to teens & the ridiculous level of consumption thats celebrated n normalised….worst of all ppl defending it saying its a wonderful thing that we live in an age of extreme makeup consumerism..soz i dont see anything wonderful about 14 yr old girls being told by rolls royce owning youtubers that they care about them so much that they are giving out a discount code on ludicrous amounts of essentially the same products every week so they cn perform femininity adequately enough to feel worth

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[clickholeofficial]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Mood

[lassi]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Me 2 seconds after being born

[challenger2753]

i’m the panel 

[gostle]

the stomping

[meanplastic]

[bleepy]

i thought the fire pit was a huge bowl of gigantic blueberries at first omg

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

i like makeup a lot but i hate makeup culture and i hate that the cosmetics industry profits off of the insecurities of grls. also i don’t have any solutions for this so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[illkim]

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

[whjat]

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

[gucciluxe-deactivated20171106]

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

[moonlightandmarble]

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

[37roses-deactivated20160114]

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

[fckthestate-deactivated20150902]

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books