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Cursed! Gay! 27! Screaming into the void!

[greelin]

i’m a lover. AND a biter

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[whjat]

I’m back on here who knows for how long I missed having a place for nonsense

[sailorsenshigifs]

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

things that humans have sent to space as a friendly gesture that make me cry my eyes out:

- whale songs

- sounds of footsteps, laughter and a kiss

- an hour-long recording of the brainwaves of someone who was, among other thoughts, thinking about what it is like to fall in love

- an illustration of two people holding hands

- so many sentences in almost 60 languages, including these: ’Friends of space, how are you all? Have you eaten yet? Come visit us if you have time.’ ’Greetings from a computer programmer in a small university town on planet Earth.’ ’Are you well?’ ’We are happy here and you be happy there.’ ’How's everyone? We all very much wish to meet you, if you're free please come and visit.’ ’Wishing you happiness, health and many years.’ ’Welcome home. It is a pleasure to receive you.’

[tellmetofeel]

there’s really nothing worse than people asking me ‘so what have you been doing?’ because I either have been doing things I don’t wanna tell you about or I have been doing absolutely nothing

[fortooate]

new tarot card Zero of Cups. no cups

[fortooate]

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

tags from crtastrophe have been peer reviewed and i LIKE them

[followniceinchnails]

Realize the power of multimedia

[campyvillain]

oh i’m realizing it

[followniceinchnails]

[namasteybollywood]

Nimbooda Nimbooda from Hum Dil De Chukhe Sanam

[adhdconfusion]

Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”

[timemachinetyrant-deactivated20]

Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Some guy: what’s your favourite film?

Me: I have never seen a film in my life

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Someone: tell me something about yourself

Me: *sweating* who??

[roach-works]

quantum physics demonstrates that certain things change state when directly observed. in my case, i change into a moron.

[chicken-fluff-butts]

*slappy wattle noises*

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like cat

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

anal sneezes are cute as shit

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

this is not what i want to be remembered for

[majinbuuuty]

What color are your nipples?

limited edition holographic

[the-lady-vampira-deactivated201]

[pressedfloral]

@pottedfairies

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

[spratwurst]

Mayor Lewis be like the only bus leading to and from our town is broken, the local farm is abandoned, the community center in ruins, the last museum curator ran away with everything we had, I can’t provide housing for all my citizens, there’s garbage everywhere, but if my relationship with Marnie becomes public my political career might suffer :/