Blood for Baby

Luna, she/her, 1993

[blepsbian]

Anyway why is there still a heatwave, people have to go to work!!!

[blepsbian]

Had a dream I watched this video called The World's First Homophobic Hamburger and it was this tiny greenscreened-in crocodile poorly superimposed over the video and everyone freaking out about it like this

One girl is asking "What is it doing?" in that tiktok cadence. Another guy goes on about "He's his sister! He's her sister!" and keeps mixing the pronouns.

When the crocodile footage runs out, it gets replaced by a lion.

[blepsbian]

And this night I had a dream about a Happy Tree Friends x Hey Arnold crossover. The most jarring thing was that Lumpy spoke in real sentences while getting progressively mangled in a series of car crashes. Also when he was split hot dog style, his insides was just purple goop but I guess they had to tone it down a little.

[blepsbian]

I had a dream I made a joke in public and this trans woman overheard me and it cracked her egg and also simultaneously hooked her up with a girlfriend. I don't remember how all that followed, but it felt like the best thing I'd ever done in my life.

Also don't remember what the joke was, I only remember it was in response to an ad about these crocs which you could hook up to a garden hose to make them explode.

[blepsbian]

The author of baki has kinda gone off the deep end but when he made an entire chapter just about the idea that water tastes really good when youre thirsty, he was kinda real for that.

[blepsbian]

I like that hes called the "abominable" snowman. Like its something you can do to him.

[blepsbian]

I think the lesson we can all learn is: don't let disney touch your shit

[wiistariia]

I love her costume (but it's hard to draw😭😭)

[blepsbian]

Imagine if Yoda met Batman. And they nodded at each other in respect. Because they know they're badasses. What if they took LSD and there was a colorful swirly pattern in the background and in their eyes. What if they were dressing like hipsters, holding a starbucks coffee and it said something like Fuck Mondays.

[aowna]

A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea...

[blepsbian]

Had a John Wick dream where my home got swarmed with a bunch of dudes who I had to kill. Very fun.

At some point I took this weird gun off a guy. Handled like a shotgun but it only fired a single shot at a time. And there was a delay, you pull the trigger and it fires a second later. Very awkward to use.

Anyway, I think I managed to kill one guy with it. The other times it just misses even at point blank range (on a guy who I apparently shot in the head in a previous movie, he still had a scar on his forehead. He found this amusing and then got distracted by the TV so I just let him be.) or just fails to kill and just made the person confused.

At some point my John just said "this weapon is shit" and this guy with a hole in his head (played by Desmond from Lost) hands him a spray bottle from his laundry room and says "uh, this one's probably worse" and John takes it, cracks it open like checking the ammunition and goes "honestly..."

And then he got attacked by shirtless Mr. Clean who picked up another bottle and was like "yo, you got my product! now I'm gonna kill you with it." And I dropped the shelf of like dozens of chemical bottles on him, hoping one might be acid or something. That's when I got ejected out of the dream.

[blepsbian]

Don't remember much from my dream but I did have an epiphany in it, and I was yelling at up and down the streets for a significant portion of it because it was so profound and life-changing.

"SEX IS FUCK!"

Which is true. I think a lot of people aren't getting this.

[blepsbian]

youd think at a concert theyd go through fresh bottles like crazy but somehow i always get flat cola!! what up with that

[blepsbian]

is rain supposed to smell like rabbit piss

[blepsbian]

One annoying thing youtube does with albums is that they just replace songs with their music video versions. So you'll just listen through the album and then a music video comes up with like a 2 min skit in front of it. And weird sounds playing throughout or a dialogue section cut in the middle of the song. And theyll actively hide the no video versions from search, I can only find them when someone put them into a playlist.

[blepsbian]

Blink and you'll miss it

Drink and you'll piss it

[blepsbian]

new DB Cooper theory: he jumped onto an almost invisible glass walkway