samsteve and other things

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[musicfeedsmysoul12]

[blessedbethesamsteve]

Came here to say one final time that even if Jane and Rafael ended up together at the end of Jane the Virgin there is no universe where those two DON'T get divorced at least twice. Like it may be endgame for the show but there is no way it's endgame in real life like nah

[squidshadow]

some awkward first meeting aus for when person a is a disaster

1. we’re at an airport bathroom and i just overhead you saying “fuck yeah piss on me” which is really just not a great thing to overhear… turns out you were talking to the sink, which i guess is a relief? still, are you, like, okay..?

2. i got out of work late so i’m doing grocery shopping now because i was too lazy to do so earlier. i pushed my cart past your the aisle you were in, and you dropped a 4-pack of microwavable kraft macaroni and cheese and proceeded to break down sobbing. maybe it’s not my place to ask, but… are you okay?

3. i kept hearing a knocking on my windowsill so i went to go check it out and there you are. how did you get here??? what do you MEAN you fell, i live on the fourth floor???

4. i got locked outside my apartment so im waiting for my roommate to get back but theyre an asshole so ive been waiting for a while so here i am, sitting outside my apartment in the rain, and you just sit down beside me and fall asleep. who are you? why are you…? do you even live here? dude……..?

5. you waved at me on the street but i wasnt sure if it was me you were trying to wave at since i dont know who you are so you waved again so i awkwardly waved back and the look of shock on your face was honestly amazing but then you tripped and fell down a flight of stairs i mean it was kind of impressive how hard you ate shit on the asphalt but are you alright? your nose looks a little broken

6. youre the weird person in my discord server and you just baited me into an intellectual discussion about soap on vc at 4pm. anyways theres this cute-but-shy person at the coffee shop i like going to that sounds like you

7. your fucking cat keeps escaping your apartment at ungodly hours of the night, screaming, and i finally found you chasing her. what the fuck did you do to her to make her hate staying with you so much

8. i work at a wendy’s and you walked in and stone-faced ordered eighty chicken nuggets. when i asked if you had a party later you said no, youre just going through it. do you need help eating all of those? also why didnt you call this in earlier, youre gonna be waiting for a while. its dead right now, at least… do you mind telling me why you need eighty fucking wendys brand chicken nuggets

[pasdecoeur]

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

[blessedbethesamsteve]

my ass really is trying to watch criminal minds in the corner and write at the same time lol i’m- 

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

[blessedbethesamsteve]

I'm in a writing mood now so suddenly my pwp moreid fic has plot and slight character development which is upsetting

[blessedbethesamsteve]

If the Me Too movement existed in the marvel cinematic universe Tony Stark would've been the first to fall

[blavikennbutcher-deactivated202]

Falcon and Cap totally nap in the sun together

[blessedbethesamsteve]

if i for some reason ever run into sarah davenport i will choke her out bc this is the worse portrayal of jo march i have EVER seen

[blessedbethesamsteve]

ok in this modern retelling of little women who decided to make Jo a complete douche puppet like why? why does she suck so much and why did we have to amp up the rivalry between her and amy? as soon as Jo called Amy stupid and immature I thought her book DESERVED to get burned, what are we doing here???

[blessedbethesamsteve]

ok so not only that but instead of ice skating the morning after the fight they go horseback riding???? what in the what?? and then Jo’s just not gonna apologize for all the mean and unnecessary things she said to Amy?? this is the first time i flat out am not rooting for Jo. this modern retelling sucks my guy

[blessedbethesamsteve]

ok in this modern retelling of little women who decided to make Jo a complete douche puppet like why? why does she suck so much and why did we have to amp up the rivalry between her and amy? as soon as Jo called Amy stupid and immature I thought her book DESERVED to get burned, what are we doing here???

[blessedbethesamsteve]

i watched little women (2019) like 3 times before tumblr convinced me to read the book SOLELY for the Amy/Laurie romance. so i’ve finished the book and watched the 1994 little women and am now starting the unheard of modern retelling 2018 version but i’m confused bc in the book i never got the impression Amy was madly in love with Laurie as a child. like she liked him bc all of the sisters did, but i didn’t think she liked him any more than the others and yet in all the adaptations she’s head over heels for him. in the book they legit fall in love in like 10 chapters, almost coming together as two new people with shared history and that’s all. so why is amy always depicted as having this school girl crush?

[blessedbethesamsteve]

started writing that moreid fanfic and am now coming to terms with the fact i suck

[blessedbethesamsteve]

the problem is i’m lying to myself. trying to convince myself i want plot when i just wanna write smut like the garbage person i am. just a real estate agency/office au and smut that’s it. 

[blessedbethesamsteve]

started writing that moreid fanfic and am now coming to terms with the fact i suck

[blessedbethesamsteve]

i hear moreid calling my name again and i’m about to write them a fic for the first time in four years lol

[yawpyawp]

Your SamSteve art has me gently weeping with happiness. I love everything about it, especially how it looks like Steve's deliberately showing off his ring. Makes me wonder how often he tells everyone everywhere every day :)

“so i was saying to sam the other day--  ya know, sam? my HUSBAND, SAM?”

“o u like my shirt? yeah thanks my HUSBAND, SAM got it for me”

*does everything left-handed* “oh my ring? my wedding ring? that my HUSBAND SAM put on my finger when we got MARRIED?”

“do u guys have peaches this week? MY HUSBAND, SAM (uknomyhusbandsam) loves em”

“hey do u think the NYT would be willing to run our engagement photos as a FP4C ad on their front page? u kno the photos that i paid a professional photographer to take of me and MY HUSBAND SAM back when we got engaged?”

*to his pals down at the retirement home* “hey u guys this is MY HUSBAND, CAPTAIN AMERICA”